I want Celestia to force me to deepthroat a banana while calling me a silly monkey
>>30700401
I want Princess Celestia to eat a ton of beans and then rip a huge, wet, ground-trembling fart right into my face.
>>30700401
you don't mean
mmmmmmbananas?
>>30700401
time to spelunking.
>>30700401
God damn it i've never whacked it to horses before and I am not going to start now.
>>30700880
>not going to start now
You haven't already?!?
>>30700432
>>30700401
i had kek
>>30700401
So, femdom thread?
Princess Molestia, is prepared.
>>30704336
>you're getting nervous about this session with Mistress Molestia
>she's going down her checklist while you watch, tied to the bed
>"Five horspower motor powered horn dildo, check"
>"Pointy cubical anal beads, check"
>"Mmmmmmmmmbanana, check"
>"TV remote control, check"
>"Fire extinguisher, check"
"What's the fire extinguisher for?"
>she levitates over a piece of duct tape and applies it firmly over your mouth
>"Safe word, check"
>it was a great night
>maybe just not for you
Molestia approves!
>>30704699
God forbid, a molester
>Ohhh, do you want to join?
>>30706190
I'm being raped, Anon! RAPED PICKLE GLIM!
>>30706356
>I hope you enjoyed my glorious flank!
>>30706190
She's craving pickles? Molestia?
Moar liekMomlestia, amirite?
>tfw you will never impregnate Molestia with a half-human, half-horse, half-bird abomination
>tfw you won't raise your mutant babbies happily together
>tfw you won't continue to sneak off and do kinky stuff with Best Princess whenever the kids won't notice
I never asked for this feel.
>
>Cucumbers, are more pleasurable for the flank, but a pickle can do this princess some good~