Let's say for what ever reason, you're waifu was sent

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>>30697397

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>>30697397
She would think I was gross, but if she knew me, she'd already know that.

>>30697416
>"why won't he stop jerking off to little boys on the internet?"
>"isn't that like illegal?"

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>>30697397
>"Sup SENPAI!!! Can I kick it with you for the month?"
>slowly closes door
>It's safe to say she failed her mission.

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>>30697397
>Waifu watches my day to day comings and goings
>"..Well, if masturbating, shitposting, and smoking were equestria game events, he'd place platinum."

>>30697397

Hm...

Let's say my waifu is Celestia.

Assuming she can stay hidden, she'd probably lose opinion of me.
She would probably report that I'm a hopeless author who talks to himself on long shifts.
She'd probably make contact with me to try to tell me to improve my life, but certainly not have sex with me.

>>30697402
>Anon is a mega genius.
>he catches wind that his waifu is being sent to spy on him for a month.
>Anon turns himself into a pickle for the entire month.
>Disappears for the entire month.
>Waifu fails mission because all she has is detailed pictures of your home and some pickle that seems to be in different rooms at different times of the day.
>Request more time to study the pickle.
>laughed out of the room and denied more time to spy.

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>>30697397
She'd probably be disturbed by all the filly porn I look at. Unless she's actually into that.

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>>30697569
Pickle Anooooon!

>>30697588
Something tells me she's not.

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>>30697657
O rly?

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>>30697657
I dunno, she looks like a pretty accepting mare to me.

>>30697397
She's ultra-considerate, so you get a letter...

>Dear Anon

>Princess Celestia is concerned that you may represent a threat to ponies.
>In all fairness, we have never seen anything like you before.
>In accordance with her wishes, therefore, I will be clandestinely observing you over the course of the next thirty days.
>It is in your interest to produce the best possible impression for the Royal Court, so you should be on your best behavior.
>I hope this isn't too inconvenient for you, and I look forward to presenting a fair and balanced report of your activities to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna next month.
>With the hope that we shall be fast friends hereafter...

>(Your Waifu)

>P.S. Please wear that sexy underwear I like.

Huh. Nicest spy you ever met.

>>30697402
>>30697614
God, this fucking meme is going to be cluttering up the boards for the next three and a half years, isn't it?

>>30697814
Try forever.

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>>30697397
>"Dear Princess Celestia,
>Anon does absolutely nothing all day but sit at his computer for eighteen hours a day.
>I'm not sure why I'm hiding in a bush outside his window when we can glean all the information about his daily activities from his internet history.
>Your faithful spy,
>Codename: Booksmart Sneaker"

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>>30697814
For you.

>>30697588
>>30697441
>filly porn
DELET YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES
REEEEEEE

>>30698118
Fuck off, normie.

>>30697397
Asside from jerking of 2-3 times a day, she would see me as pretty normal minus giving a shit about having friends. I clean up nice, keep my living area just as neat, have a job, and get more than enough regular exercise though.