Your friend Rumble dares that you couldn't steal a kiss

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>>30696782
Knowing this board they'd disregard the dare and just fuck Rumble because they're all trap fapping queers.

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>>30696782
>smirk
"TWIIIIIII! I have an invisible cutiemark under my tongue, wanna feel it!?"

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>>30696785
>posting Raintrap Dash
>bashing trap lovers
Cute mares(male) are a gift from Celestia.

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>>30696785
damn straight

>>30696782
Steal a kiss from him.

>>30696804
RD is a clearly in the Tomboy trope: the utter opposite of a trap.

>>30696782
>Implying i would be Friends with Rumble

>What do?
Explain him that it's not stealing It belongs to me.

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>>30696782
Ask my secret fuckbuddy Twilight to kiss me in front of Rumble and act surprised

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>>30696931
>"You mean, like washing the dishes and cleaning the throne room? Come on, Alphusband, let the colt go, we got work to do"
"S-shut up woman! I'm y-your king!"
>"Suuuure you are. The li'l, qt, sassy king of my heart"

>>30696929
Clearly she's just very good at being a trap since you mistake her for a tomboy.

>>30696782
I have no problem with that because Twi is my girlfriend. I'll kiss her with all my heart.

>>30696782
Tell Flitter to cock vore him

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>>30696782
I'd steal a kiss from his brother

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She'll steal a kiss from you

>>30696785
Hell yeah. I'd push Rumble down and suck his dick while fondling his balls.

>>30698460
Fucking gay. REEEEEEEEEE

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>>30699008
faggot.

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>>30696785
It's like you know me

>>30698460

her brother as well

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>>30696785
Rumble is best filly.

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>>30699144
How can Twilight even compete?

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>>30696999

>>30700616
Delet yourslef you fucking gay. REEEEEEEEEE

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>>30702198
>not liking handsome stallions
It's pretty clear that you're the real gay one here.

>>30698470
She can steal a kiss but she will never steal my heart because it's already hers

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>The mane six get you to pull the "Dick in a box" prank on Celestia
>What happens?

>>30696808
source?

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>>30704059
>"...why are you giving me an empty box?"

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>>30704095

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>>30704095
oooooow

>>30704095
>lie down
>cry

>>30696782
I bet you can't spend more than an hour inside Flitter's balls

>>30704091
disappointment ahead
https://derpibooru.org/1142174

>>30704903
How long you stay in her balls really depends on how long she can go without jacking off.
It's not up to you.

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Go to Molestia!

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>>30698460
Thunderlane a cute.

>>30704095
brutal

>>30706747
What did he mean by this

>>30704095
"...'cause my life is suffering, majestic, beautiful, white horse"

>>30696782
Do it

>>30696782
Molest him.

>>30696782
ignore the warning and choke on his small parts

>>30706320
Why would I be disappointed?

>>30716346
Because what you were imagining when you saw >>30696808 is probably better than what Lumineko actually drew.
Definitely not among the better foal poles I've seen.
Frankly, a pair of panties, frilly or otherwise, would have been much better.

>>30708183
Agreed

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>>30696782

Like stealing kisses would ever be a problem for me.

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>>30716697