>you will never smoke a bowl and laugh hysterically at nothing

>>30693572
BRO HERBS ROFL

do potheads ever grow up? it seems like the sort of activity they do just so they can tell everyone theyre doing it, and they tell as many people as they can at every opportunity. even when its not relevant to anything going on.

>>30693587
> do potheads ever grow up?

no. legalize anyway, that way i don't have to worry about bailing out a dumbass friend or getting a citation for being their designated driver. last time i had to go to the impound lot with an earthmover.

>>30693572
DUDE

WEED

LMAO

>your waifu would turn you down for even a simple hug because you're a fat disgusting neckbeard

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>>30693613
>tfw 6/10 and pretty /fit/
Projecting much? I have great personal hygiene.

ITT: we see a thread description involving things we don't like, then click on it anyway and are horrified and astonished to find that the description was accurate. we don't like thing, and the world must know.

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>>30693626
>did you just say I'll never be magically teleported to Equestria?!

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>>30693653
what

you imply I wont

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>>30693674
Daily reminder that namefags don't make it to Equestria.

>>30693687
Just fucking filter it like everyone else

>>30693711
Go back to India, Pajeet

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>>30693718
>nurr canacuck
>reee spic
sad!

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>>30693730
>>30693711
>711

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>you will never sit at the foot of the throne, your arms wrapped around her legs like a random concubine from a fantasy painting hugging the barbarian warlord's legs
>you will never watch Best Princesses get stoned after a long day in court
>you will never give them a massage, first one, then the other, as they pass the pipe back and forth
>you won't be their favorite concubine
>they won't know you worship them both and want nothing but their happiness

I don't think I've ever laughed hysterically after smoking.

>>30693572

>walking home from work
>see Tree Hugger
>grow the balls to walk up to her
>say hey to her
>"Hi"
>never really talked to her
>awkward silence
>asks me if I want to get high with her
>okay
>go into woods
>she pulls out bong and bag of kush
>they were hidden in her dreadlocks
>okay
>get wasted with her
>high as fuck
>she asks me if I've ever kissed a pony before
>we kiss
>she grabs my dick
>starts sucking it
>asks me to eat her out
>we 69
>asks me to put my finger in her
>she loves it
>asks for three fingers
>do it for her
>asks for whole hand
>wat
>still do it for her
>asks me to fist her with both hands
>more wat
>do it for her
>"I need more"
>what else can I give you? I have both hands in your cunt up to the elbows
>she looks me in the eye
>"I need about tree fiddy and about forty cakes"
>it was about that time that I realized I had both my hands in the vagina of an enormous white horse with a sparkly blue and green mane
>that god damned Loch Celestia Monster had tricked me again

>>30693572
Fine with me.

>>30693641
This. It pisses me the fuck off that I can't discuss my favorite pone and psychedelics on this board without being called a junk faggot.

>>30695141
Find solace in the fact that the only anons who care that much are even more sheltered NEETS then you are.

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>>30695191
>only true patrician outgoing NEETs go onto horse boards to talk about how great the marijuanas are

>>30695200
>I can't leave my room so I call police when I think I smell marijuana coming from the neighbors
>I made a boom boom, can you tell my mom?

>>30695216
this is a prime example of why its annoying. you treat it like its something important or special. that its something worth mentioning to anyone, ever. most importantly, thats its so hardcore that the first thought you have from it is the cops are gonna come get ya.

to make it more relatable; autistic screeching brony is to ponies as potheads are to pot. no one outside your fandom cares and they dont want to hear about it. similarly when you talk about it in a place it doesnt belong people are going to make fun of you for it.

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>>30695255
>post a weed horse thread on 4chan's cartoon llama board
>reeee!

>>30695255
>He comes to the thread full of things he dislikes
>Tells the others to stop liking it
Who's being retarded here?

>>30695340
the person making a dude weed lmao thread on a pony board. im sure you can find a nice kik group to talk about how hardcore your drugs are and how relevant they are in your life.

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>>30695354
Did weed kill your mom or something

>>30695366
it raped my mother and killed my father, and gave my brother incurable cancer brand cancer

>>30693572
Fuck drugs and fuck hippies.

>>30694426
Weed aside that sounds nice.

>>30694816
Kek

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>>30693572
>you like this stupid shit but anons aren't having it

>>30693572
LOL DUDE WEED DUDE LMAO DUDE LMAO
You fuckers ruined your reputation just like vegans did, I'll stop hating potheads once I meet an ok one but that has yet to happen and I went to an art school so I have known a plenty

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>>30695586
Yeah, get mad, I need a laugh

And some water

>>30695387
Fuck white people and fuck drumpf.

>>30695586
My only question is why you care so much.

>>30695715
>>30695387
fuck you two and your desperate attempts at bait.

>>30695396
>that feel when you will never be fooled by the Loch Celestia Monster
>tfw you would have been happy to give her tree fiddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M

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>>30695586
You're obviously talking to amateurs or people who go overboard

I smoke occasionally, and many of my family and friends smoke either moderately or heavily, but none of them are lazy, good for nothing sacks like the type you talk about
It's not the pot that's the problem, it's the personality and mindset one has going in.

also
>art school
no wonder all the pot smokers you met were trash, they were in art school

The cream of the pothead crop are the ones who do it in the privacy of their own homes and do so to enhance their days/activities
Ever watched fallout boy stoned? You'll spend the rest of the day reminiscing about the 90's

Ever play vidya stoned? it's fucking great, especially the war themed hat simulator

Ever work out while stoned?
have you ever worked out at all, mr. art school?

the short answer is, don't expect liberals to be a good example of pot culture

now shut up so we can talk about fat bowls and a cute pony with a fat bowl of her own

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>>30695366
>tfw someone uses your image

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>>30696447
i gave up gluten, mmk. feels pretty good. you know ive been gluten free for two weeks now. ever listened to music, played vidya, worked out or eaten food without gluten? id recommend it to everyone i see. i never pass up an opportunity to tell everyone about the religion of gluten free life, mmk. i mean whats the point of just silently enjoying something when you can tell everyone everywhere about how great it is and how much your life is based around it?

>>30696783
>saw thread about thing
>I don't like thing
>clicked on it
>to my shock and horror, it contains thing I don't like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NORMIES GET OUT
>I don't like thing and the world must know

We don't go to your gaypone threads and shit up the place.

>>30696583
do more fast food edits

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>>30695394
As a subbie, I get turned on by seeing a woman (mare?) do things she enjoys.

Having dated a few women who made the claim that weed enhanced sex for them, well, now I guess I have a thing* for stoner chicks. Do stoner chicks still exist or am I stuck in the 70s?

I don't even use drugs myself. There is just something about the way I'm wired that makes me very attracted to women who do. No, it usually doesn't work out.

*and that thing is my penis

>>30693572

I'm not into weed actually, but I'd gladly share with her alcohol I've brewed at home.

>>30698442
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

...though you are now imagining Homer Simpson as a pony. CAN'T UNSEE