We live in the timeline where pony is now cool for boys to collect.

>>30692286
>I bet you thought ponies were for little girrrrrrrls, abloo bloo bloo~
>THINK AGAIN, SHITBAG, THIS AIN'T YOUR DAD'S MY LITTLE PONY
>BUY THE NEW CAPTAIN APPLEJACK ASSAULT PIRATE SPEEDER BIKE WITH MISSILE ATTACHMENTS!
>SHOW THAT FAG WITH THE GI JOES WHO THE REAL BOSS IS AT YOUR NEXT PLAY DATE
>BUY NOW!

>>30692304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmdTlWLVGqc

All of it, in his voice

>>30692286
Next step are "battle saddles".

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>>30692304
>>30692322
kek'd

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>>30692304
>>30692322
can a based anon with a decent mic pls vocaroo this?
i'll pay you with plenty of (You)s

I wonder where the Celestia/Luna battle armor toys are. That "leak" may have been fake though.

No it isn't op, we're all still degenerate, even by current year standards

>>30692322
this

>>30693528
They get turned to stone in the movie. I wonder if we'll get statue versions of them.

>>30692286
We live in a timeline where anything that has a magical talking horse is associated with screeching autists getting off to them.

>>30695229
I'm willing to accept that if it means we don't get girly toys.

Is she holding the sword with her hair?

>>30695763
No it clips to her armor.