The most depressing thing about being Pinkie Pie is her sterility;

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>>30690657

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>>30690657
That's why we adopted.

>>30690657
Why should I listen to a fish girl?

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>>30690693

Because fish always tell the truth.

>>30690705
They literally never do this. Fish in mythology are always bastard liars.

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>>30690716

But what if you're a fish telling me about fish...

>>30690736
Nobody knows you're a fish when you're online

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>>30690740

Oh God, what if I'm a fish or a daemon or a daemon fish?!?

>>30690657
the fuck are you talking about, the only thing that prevents ponyville from being overrun by a boom of pie descendents are the amish beliefs heavily ingrained in pinkie pie. hell her parents just had sex once and they got so many girls at the same time that the other 3 sisters had to be printed in greyscale

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>>30690719

This, pretty explicitly, is a game.

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>>30691029
amazing, needs a happy sunset edit

>>30691029

Well memed, my friend.

>>30690776
>her parents just had sex once and they got so many girls at the same time that the other 3 sisters had to be printed in greyscale
Kek'd