Who's your pone waifu? How would she react to having a penis

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>>30688764

Probably like this.

I mean, I'll be honest, I expect Shining Armor to castrate me after I have sex with his wife but Cadance probably will totally go along with it because it's not like a normal human is a threat to a pony.

>>30688764
She wouldn't, because that shit is gay.

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Rarity is my pony waifu. My instincts tell me that she would be initially resistant to the idea but once I've actually stuck it up her pooper she'd get a huge kick out of it and turn into a total anal slut.

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>"If you wanted to do anal, you just had to ask, dude."

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>>30688841

>>30688841
>being Irish

>>30688841
Pretty sure people have reactions when things are done to them, whether some bystander like its or not.

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She loves it up the butt

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>>30688764

I think her reaction would be a pleasant one.

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>>30688764
>Don't you think my pooper is just super duper?
>Oooh, you know, I have a great recipe for frosted donuts!
>Listen, I know it might sound a little shitty, but you won't know until you try!
She'd probably encourage it regularly for a little spice in the bedroom, and then laugh hysterically about how there's a dick in her butt for the entire duration of it.

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>>30688991
>Irish hate anal
Explain

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>>30688764
I didn't pick the experienced one for nothing.

>>30690507
I think he is trying to spin the >too much ass meme from /sp/ years ago in a different way. What the irish have to with this is an irish anon replied to an image of 3dpd ass with "too much ass" and it took off from there.
>inb4 spoonfeeding

>>30690660
Hold the phone. I remember that thread.

>>30688984
Oh shit Derpy is being fucked too

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>>30688764

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>>30688764
I dont have a waifu, but I like Rarest horse a lot.
She probably would go like this.

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>>30688764

Memes aside, why would you want to do anal when she has a perfect, beautiful marevag RIGHT THERE, just BEGGING for you to fill and impregnate her with your seed?

>>30692495
Because it's all part of building up her desire/denial level. If a mare or, ugh, nohooves, is treated like a piece of meat solely for the male's pleasure, her body will begin adapting and anticipating those times she eventually gets vaginal satisfaction.

>spitroast waifu in her ass and mouth
>rub her clit whist doing so
>fuck the pussy later with a toy
>orgasm x 52

>>30688764
what if I sticked something else into her butt? :^)

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He isn't satisfied unless he's balls deep in someone

>>30688764
Fluttershy
But I'm pretty sure she'll cry if I do so I wouldn't stick it in her ass.

I don't have a waifu yet because i'm still in season 2.

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>>30688764
Glim is my waifu.

And I don't know. I'll probably never find out either.

>>30688764
Your mum

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>>30688764

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>>30688764
>Who's your pone waifu?
Why would I ever have a pone waifu on top of my one true Waifu?

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>>30688764
Startled and reluctant, but eventually tried it and loves it

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Yes Master.

Let me take responsibility,after all your urges are mine to take care of.
Oh by Celestia yes. Please punish this useless dirty waifu maid who cant even keep herself clean.Please dont be gentle and tear me apart as ... slap slap ... Thank you Master!!!!