Why this lazy bitch always sending Twilight and her homies to

She only knows how to smile and wave.

>>30683628
Because otherwise her world would have gone to shit. She's not sending her special forces because she's lazy, but because they're the only ones who can do the job

>>30683628
she's too busy, those pancakes aren't gonna make themselves you know

>>30683638
>"Mom, shouldn't we be worrying about the Diamond Dog problem in the south?"
>Oh great.
>Your daughter just won't drop this.
"I told you, Celestia, your father has already sent a group of ponies to deal with this."
>Celestia huffs as the royal carriage is pulled through the Canterlot Parade.
>"That was weeks ago. More ponies are being foalnapped every few days! Why can't we just go deal with it directly?"
>You pray Luna never goes through the rebellious streak your eldest daughter seems to be on.
"Our place is here, my sunshine."
>"In some dumb parade?"
>You smile and wave to the crowds.
"This is an important part of being royalty. Come, smile and wave, dear."
>Celestia stands and forces a pained smile, waving lazily.
>The citizens love seeing the young mare in public.
>It's great for morale.
"There you go, Celestia. Smile and wave. Smile and wave..."

Sounds about right.

>>30683628
Because she's a shit leader, I bet Equestrial political system is Communism

>>30683685
We've seen ponies buying things though. It's more likely that Equestria is just an incredibly decentralized monarchy; or a collection of city states that all give allegiance to the crown.

>>30683685
*equestria

>>30683685
>shit leader
>trains and puts trust in ponies who get shit done 100% of the time, keeping her kingdom and subjects safe

So shit

>>30683685
Its more like some jerk off apoints themself because they have a horn and wings and everyone is too nice to say anything