>She aggressively bites your ear and pulls you down to her

>>30670608
K

>>30670608
The fucks going on?
How did I get here?
I need to leave now my wife is calling me.

>>30670608
>"You mean like, on an emotional level?"

>>30670608
Yes

>>30670608
I find this picture very ugly t b h
I find this version of her unlikable.

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>>30670608
Does she want to fuck me like an animal because my whole existence is flawed and I get her closer to God?

>>30670608
I would fuck her until her mane turns poofy again.

>>30670608
Y-you too

>>30672734
>She starts laughing hysterically as you're plowing her

>She tells you how it's doing nothing for her

Call me a faggot, but I like the straight hair edge ponk.

>>30673089
Did you really think that I would use my full power against you the first time? heh...nothin personnel...ponk. Behold~

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>>30673089
>he'd fuck her regularly
That's your issue. You have to bleed into her. Let her cut you and eat the pieces.

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>>30673255
Me too

>>30670608
yes
Pinkamena is hottest pone

>>30670608

Run, because that means after she hacks me to pieces of baking ingredients, my corpse is gonna get the Cupcakes Tour in one end and out the other.>>30670608

>>30673602
Dear lord, those Pinkathighs.
Fukken saved.

>>30673255
Same. I don't like her better as a person compared to happy ponk, but edge ponk is way more attractive in every way and I don't know why.

>>30672430
This is not Crookedtrees, so I guess someone made a second part?

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>>30674435
There was someone who made a tribute blog and tried to emulate the style, but I can't find it right now. Shame, I miss ask PDP.

>>30674459
I miss early fandom.

>>30674099
its the hair, its why all the pie sisters are attractive even if you don't like their personality.

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>>30674465
2011-2012 were the golden days in my opinion.
>>30674473
Pretty much this. Pinkie is my waifu, but I was first attracted to her through Party of One and all the Pinkamena fan content.

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>>30674099
Combination of the mane and the thrill of bedding a mare so dangerous and unpredictable

I heard once that Pinkie would fuck like a tiger, and I think it'd transfer to her edgy alter ego doubly so. Don't get her TOO excited though.

>>30673703
>implying a lay with 'Mena wouldn't be worth it

>>30674435
>>30674459
Pretty sure it's kvernikovskiy, who did a blog called Faux PDP a few years back. No idea if the blog is still around, but the artist seems to be.

>>30674486
Amazing how he adopted his style. Can't get enough of this crazy bitch.

>>30670608
>"Wanna feel me from the inside?"

I'm guessing that's MY inside, and it's that knife I'll soon be feeling.

I back away slowly. No, make that quickly. VERY quickly.

>>30670608
Why IS it the cliche for edgy pone to lick a knife? Is it for the saliva so she can literally be inside you?

>>30670608
Never stick your dick into crazy.

Never.

>>30676038
It's been a cliché long before mlp existed. I guess people just think it looks cool.

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>>30670608
edgy ponk is best ponk, hell yeah

Not even op, but bumping for more pinkamena pics

>>30677349
>1 hr ago
gotta switch things up
OKAY GUYS I'M GOING TO SLEEP AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY PINKAMENA PICTURES WHEN I WAKE UP OR I'M GONNA BE SO ANGRY

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>>30670608
>this thread

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>>30672430
i love The Nine Inch Nails

>>30679174
>The Nine Inch Nails
>The
Is this some shitty /mu/ meme?

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>>30679268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczxCxFRUf0
Sort of.
>tfw trent posting outside of /mu/ to show the genius of this man

>>30673477
The dick should not want

>>30675135

Everyone says that when they want to fuck the crazy hot ones, but when it's time to pay the piper? Oh no, it never was. And it never is.

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>>30680823
I would love her for the rest of my days. She's just a variant of my waifu after all.

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>>30680823
>best lay of your life
>comes with a free sweet release of death
Not seeing a downside my lad.

>>30680942

>you get a day after getting laid

>>30681415

>she's going to let you die that easily

No, Anon. Ingredients are always best fresh, and if you're dead, they aren't fresh.

Enjoy being slowly trimmed down one baked bad at a time.

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>>30681443
Hey, if she gets off on it while we're at it, I can easily fap to this.

>>30681443
Keeping someone alive for prolonged lengths under such stress will have an affect on their quality. Naw, she'd have her fun and then stick you in a freezer.

>>30682055

Humans sweat when stressed, soaking the flesh in ever larger amounts of fear and salt laden juices.

Ponies. Love. Salt.

>>30682925
Yes but the stress would also cause you to rapidly lose weight and undoubtedly become sick/infected. A little extra salt isn't gonna out-positive those negatives.