>"Good news, Anon! I've figured out a way to help you learn pony customs!"
>"I'll be your Mummy!"
>>30656650
Since when was organ removal and body salting a large aspect of pony culture?
>Hey, I know! If I try and come up with an ebin new forced shitpost I'll get some fresh (You)s!
>>30656673
[Glimmer booping her roleplaying in a cuckshed as a Mommy]
Anything else to add to the list?
>>30656705
>HEY ANON!
>YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!
Dude, why the mommy shit?
Can't you make a nice /ss/ with KidAnon green bait?
Just, why make it creepy and push the mommy fetish?
>>30656717
>hianon
>forced meme
You people need to go back
>>30656665
>>30656721
>Mommy fetish
>creepy
What shit taste you have
>>30656705
chicken wings, goodnight /mlp/, im smart
>>30656650
Are you sure this isn't less about me learning pony customs and more about you fulfilling an emotional need you were deprived of during your autistic bookbound childhood?
>>30656731
>hianon
>not forced
neck yourself.
Just because it's not as popular anymore doesn't mean it wasn't fucking awful.
>>30656776
youre fucking awful.
>>30656799
whatever, lad.
>>30656776
>it's not as popular anymore
mods literally b& it, it didnt become not popular, it became illegal.
>>30656816
They banned it because it got out of hand. Because it was a forced meme. A massive fucking shitpost that was too fucking awful to put up with so they just got rid of it altogether.
>>30656839
more so because one mod threw a shitfit and needed a scapegoat to justify himself. 1-2 hi anon prompts were fine, and sometimes they were pretty clever or at least amusing.
>>30656650
>>30656665
>"It's all a part of the process, you see. Touch it."
>Glimglam floats the jar in front of you
>You reel from the sudden intense scent
>You're surprised the fluids could smell any worse
>She smiles at you expectantly
>You put your hand out
>Shaking, hesitantly
>She lifts the organ a little higher
>And you press the squishy lung
>The coldness sends chills down your spine
>You almost expect Twilight to twitch
>Starlight giggles and slides the organ back into the jar with a plop
>The smell doesn't leave you when she sets it down on the shelf
"I don't think this-"
>"She wanted this, you're not going to respect her wishes?"
>You stay silent
>Just staring at the open body in front of you
>Literally open
>Organs in full view
>Starlight nonchalantly hums while she continues separating out another organ
>Another snip
>Another piece of your friend
>It's a liver this time
>Your stomach was emptied earlier
>That doesn't help you though
>You lean over, retching
>Knuckles white on the crystal table
>Starlight gives you a look of concern, ceasing her work
>"You going to be alright?"
>You can't really answer
>She plops it into another jar
>Steps over to you
>You feel the massage of her magic on your back
>It didn't help last time
>She doesn't seem to care
"I'll be fine."
>Twilight's last wish was that you see through it all
>You're going to do it
>"Do you think it would be better if you-"
"NO!"
>You stop her just as she floats the shiny metal tool in front of you
>She shrugs
>"You're going to have to learn one day, Anon."
>And she leans over, holding the flap of Twilight's underbody up with her magic
"How long-"
>"Well...we have to remove a lot more, put her heart back in, clean her insides, salt her body..."
>She drones on
>Reminding you a bit of Twilight
>You just lose focus
>And grip the edge of the slab
>Trying to calm yourself down
>You just have to last through the process
>As is pony custom
>>30656839
/HIANON/ containment board when?
>>30656650
I'd love that to be honest
>>30656650
Go fuck your self.
>>30657163
Until she makes you go to bed at 7.
>>30657265
>Bed at 7
The fuck is this bullshit?
>>30656857
And then unicorn Twilight returns from the Shadow Realm to take the place of the now-dead alicorn Twilight, allowing Anon to learn pony customs while also getting original purplesmart back.
Kekaku-doori.
>>30656857
I like it.
>>30657265
6am being the optimal time to wake up, 8 hours being the optimal amount of sleep, and adjusting for variations in the time it takes to fall asleep, your bed time would be 9:30pm.
>>30656650
>Good news Anon! I just woke up so I'll be able to enforce the rules again!
>>30656857
Good.
>>30658430
>(you)
>enforcing the rules
>>30656650
>All these faggots pretending they wouldn't enjoy that
>>30657531
This.
>>30656650
"You realize that I'm, like, twice your age, right?"
>>30658430
>"Kill the rulefag! Kill the rulefag! Kill the rulefag!!!..."
>>30656650
fuck off purple I've got enough autism without having you near me
>>30656650
>>>/anonfilly/