Oh Anonymous, let's be honest here. It's not like you're

[summoning rulefag]

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>>30651945
>"Sure Anon...tell me again about the flying carriages."

>>30651963
I wanna go on a date with scruffy kun!!! Xp

>>30651961
>Literally flew in to Ponyville on her first day in a flying carriage

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>>30651963

>>30651945
impregnate Sweetie Belle then disappear in the mirror

>>30651970
Why do you think she's so uninterested.

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>>30651963
You are very annoying.
Nobody likes you except equally shitty people.
Pls go.

>>30651982
Typically, in green, it's Twilight that initiates discussion of culture, otherwise Anon would never feel the need to bring this shit up unless it was made mandatory through some other character like Celestia or such.

>"Rarity, darrrrhling, your mental filter turned off again, did you forget to take your meds?"
"Oh good heavens you're absolutely right, thank you anon you disgusting piece of garbage."
>"No trouble, i'll pick up sweetie at 6, that okay for you?"
"Yes, that will be just grand, should give me enough time to finish these orders and fuck myself silly with my other horn. Hoho!"
>"Meds, gembutt."
>"Right, silly me~"

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>>30651945
First of all, who is "Applejack"??

>>30652023
>typically in muh shitty headcannon!
Yea okay.

>>30652041
>discussion about Anon in Equestria
>shitty headcannon!
I see your trilby was in actual fact a fedora.

>>30652075
>goes to rando green bait
>This is muh general f-fedora lord
>He he, wrecked!
Sure got me.

>>30651945

>Rarity was later found with sewing needles in her spine.

>>30652097
>OOOH OOH OOOH
>AHHH AHH AHHH
Look, now you're just chimping out and throwing your shit everywhere. Perhaps you should lie down for a while until your boss comes along and feeds you another banana.

>>30652119
I actually have to get back to work so you win today Anon.
Go and tell your momma you want extra tendies tonight.

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>>30652141
Did somepony say ... chickun?

>>30651945
I don't jerk of in applejacks shed.
Now inside her sister, well that's a different story.