Let's talk about shit waifu's and why they're so shit. Pic related, it's the number one shittest waifu.
here's a shit muslim pony waifu
>>30649940
hate this fucker's colours so much
>terrible eating habits
>weird elongated neck
>would rather have her nose stuffed in a book than give you attention
>would probably use you for experiments and shit
>canon love interest
>protagonist powers of 'lol i win now"
>would have to share a roof with her autistic former student
>>30649967
>>canon love interest
Does this mean my waifu is canon too?
>>30649978
Sunset has always been canon. Only autists still say no.
Feels good having a waifu that's literally perfect in every way.
>>30649967
You can account all that shit to pinkie pie if you just replace "book" with "sugar"
>>30649986
same I like a bitch that knows not to speak
>>30649906
>t. glimfag
>>30649986
Shit generic music whorse with so little canon identity that even in the pandering episode she had no speaking lines.
>>30649967
>listing qualities applicable to literally every single significant character in the show
>all character specific points are trivial
pic related
the original Shittest waifu, all others just be imitatin'.
>>30649906
>adorable intelligent princess who's guaranteed to give you a chance
I don't see the problem here?
>>30649978
yes actually
https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us/characters/mylittlepony
>>30649983
kek
>>30650051
>photo finish and sapphire shores on the list
>no glimglam
how will they ever recover?
>>30649967
>canon love interest
Pic unrelated them?
>>30649986
We are talking about canon here anon
>>30650088
Vinyl is canon. She shows up as far back as season 1.
She's also very cute, and has lots of character, even if she doesn't talk much, and she's the perfect pony.
>>30649967
meh, half of those aren't even true, the other half isn't bad
>>30649967
Shut the fuck up. She's not like that. REEEEEEEEE
>>30649906
A waifu is not shit by definition
You could talk about shit ponies though
>>30649947
Im dying
>>30650069
never. glimglam isn't canon.
>just kidding, i don't know when they will put Glimmer on there, it's a little bit outdated.