She is now the protagonist of the last movie you saw. How does

Spider-Man Homecoming.
Nothing really changes

>>30644069
>Rainbow Dash is now Mark Zuckerberg

Fuck that would be retarded....

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>>30644069
The Dark Knight.
RDP: My Little Dashie is now canon

>The Bucket List

Basically the same.

>>30644094
Do you feel canon?

>>30644069
>Brokeback Mountain
Basically Fall Weather Friends with more sex scenes and Applejack getting killed at the third act.

>>30644069
Hardcore Henry.
It'd be awesome, but so fucking nauseating.

>>30644069
>John Carpenter's The Thing
All the love and loyalty she has for her friends is flying right out the window with her the moment that fucker reveals itself, guarantee it.

The term 'movie' can also refer to pornos, right? In that case, it'd be RD getting dom'd and creampied
no bully, i can only fap to images and shitty gifs for so long

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>Wish Upon

Rainbow Dash finds a cursed music box that grants 7 wishes and spends them on dumb shit, causing her friends to die in freak accidents.

>>30644069
>Bram Stoker's Dracula
How exactly is this gonna work?

>>30644381
Who's the protagonist in that movie?

>>30644069
>Grand Budapest Hotel

Hmm... is she the bellboy?

>>30644069
dunkirk in 70 mm[/spoiler/]

>>30644069
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I don't really know who the main protagonist is, so I'll say the blonde girl.
Nothing really changes. They are both sluts.

>>30644069
>Jason in "Diary of the Dead"
Well, she dies at the end, so...

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>>30644069
She would be killed, most definitely.

>xmen: days of future past
I think even Wolverine is actually smarter than her.
Fuck.

>>30644612
>>30644585
>Paying money for Jewish propaganda
Heathens

>>30644633
There was no Kikery in it. It was simply showing WW2. Brits/French were getting killed by the Luftwaffe. You barely even saw Germans.

>>30644649
Every WW2 likes to show the struggles of the allies but never shows the struggles of the Nazis. Name one movie that shows the hardships that the Nazi soldiers and German citizens had to endure. It did do a good job showing the mindset of the soldiers, but it still demonized the Nazis. It showed them doing things they didn't do to British/French forces. Hitler followed the Geneva code when fighting against every country except Russia but the movie showed the Nazis bombing a medical ship which is a war crime
.

>>30644612
this was a boring piece of shit. Nolan has failed me. Not even Zimmer could keep me from falling asleep

>>30644685
Both sides committed warcrimes. Both sides, at least on the grunt-level, saw eachother as demons. Seeing as how History is on the Allies' side, We're going to see Ally struggles.

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>Hey, Scoots. You want a toothpick?

>Popstar
Nothing changes, she was an egomaniac to begin with.

>The Boondock Saints

Rip Dash.

>>30644685
Boy in the striped pajamas.

>>30644472
Jonathan Harker

>>30644381
Watch Nosferatu, it's better.

>>30644069
Dunkirk. There is no single protagonist so I guess she'll take over for Farrier. She singlehandedly anihillates the entire Luftwaffe with her absurd speed (Max speed 21 times faster than the ME-109) and weather control abilities. Every British soldier survives.

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>>30644685
>reeee don't demonize people who committed genocide muh clean Wehrmacht bolsheviks were the real enemy reeeeee
The Nazis sunk the hospital ship Paris during the evacuation you whiny little piece of trash.

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>>30645293
>genocide
>implying holohoax

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>>30645305
Ebin

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>>30645305

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>>30645305
Part 3/7

>>30645315
>things other people say about people they don't like are always true
Written order from Hitler or it never happened.

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>>30645305
4/7

>>30644354
Is that movie worth a watch? Tell me it is

>>30644069
>Once Upon a Time in the West
Hell if I know, she probably just flies around and fights everyone

>>30645338
(((Nizkor)))

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>yet another mentally retarded /pol/ack spouts their irrelevant conspiracy theories in a thread that has nothing to do with it and derails the thread
Faggots who do this should be permabanned.

>>30645338
Where did you pick these up? They are glorious and I want to flood /pol/ with these and more.

>Kimi no Na wa
Big question is whether she'd be able to get the town to evacuate to that high school.

>>30644069
>Die Hard
Dashie gets shot by terrorists.

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>>30645337
So we've gone from
>reeeee muh holohoax never happened
to
>prove hitler ordered it
So I already won, but just for kicks:
-Hitler's March 13th 1941 Order reinstating the Einsatzgruppen (Mobile killing units that rounded up and shot Jews and suspected partisans) for the coming Operation Barbarossa.
One single written order for the whole shindig is tricky, because after Aktion T4's written order caused public backlash, Hitler only ordered killings verbally. That didn't stop his idiot subordinates from extensively documenting how the Fuhrer said to kill the jews, (Good work Eichmann, Keitel, Himmler, Heydrich, and Goebbels) it just means there's no order written by Hitler himself explicitly saying "Kill all the Jews" There is one for "Kill all the disabled people," see pic related.

>>30645376
/his/, in the first few months of its existence there were daily /pol/ and 4+4chan /pol/ invasions.

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>>30645360

I bet you watch CNN.

>>30644069
I watched The General by Buster Keaton the other week. Sounds fun as hell.

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>Mad Max Fury Road
Pic related

>>30644069
>Conspiracy
So ... mebbe ... 7.2 million get gassed?

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>>30644069
>Rogue One
Goodbye, Rainbow Dash.

>>30644078
ditto. she maybe mouths off to Stony Bark some more and has an easier time with the final act.

>>30644069
She's stuck in a tank and nazis just threw in grenades in the tank.

>>30645293
>genocide
I wish it had happened but if didn't.

>>30644069
>Emoji movie
So... It's just the MLP movie now?

>>30645883
Fury?
>Let's charge a disabled Sherman head on for no reason instead of going around it

>>30645957
Why did you went to see such a movie?

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>>30645293
Two sides to History. There were no "good guys" in WW2.

>>30645967
Had a friend who roped me into it.

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>>30644069
The movie would have been a Hell of a lot less boring in the middle.

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>John Wick 2
She's done murdering people who killed her pet Turtle and now she is forced to kill again because some fag what to climb up the pony crime lader

>>30646008
>War of the Planet of the Anons
>Every instance of 'ape' is replaced with 'rape'

>>30645455
Don't see you crying about the genocide of the Cossacks called Decossackization

Or the murder and selling of Mizrahi, Sephardi and Maghrebi Jews children by Ashkenazi Jews in Israel.
Yemenite Children Affair and Ringworm Affair

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>>30645344
I liked it, it had an interesting plot with a lot of suspense. Not sure if it's still playing in theaters.

It has a shitty Rotten Tomatoes score if you care about those at all, but I prefer to form my own opinions.

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Would be a million times better on account of the main characters not being insufferable cunts anymore

It would probably still be shit though

>>30646354
How was that movie by the way?
Was it shit or was it good?
I've seen trailers but it looks like shit.

>>30644633
You appear to be on the wrong board, stranger. >>>/pol/ is thataway.

>>30646365
Was 110% mega shit.

>>30646365
Two hours long and fucking terrible.

The two leads are played by awful actors and the guy playing Valerian did this terrible, forced deep voice throughout the entire thing. Both their voices were so monotone that they never sounded like they gave a shit about anything, even if they were in danger. The two leads were the worst actors in the whole movie, I have no idea how either of them got their parts.

For whatever reason the two main characters were written like complete assholes. They
just murdered anyone who got in their way. At one point Valerian murders a dude who's just out fishing for no reason at all.

They also relied too much on CG and lots of it looked like an animated movie with a couple live action characters in it.

>Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
So is it just Dash leading a bunch of ponies to hopeful peace with humans? Or are they still all monkeys? Because the latter would be funnier tbqh.

>>30644633
Internet and TV is Jewish propaganda. Hell, LIFE is Jewish propaganda. Might as well just kill yourself lad.

>>30646622
>"Is that a blue ape with gay hair?"
>"Don't look directly at it, it might steal your soul."

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>>30644069
>The Iron Giant
She sacrifices herself to save the town.

>>30644069
>Rainbow Dash becomes a power ranger
Neat.

>>30646141
He was replying specifically to a holocaust denier. It only makes sense to discuss the holocaust and not those things.
Also, this is an appeal to hypocrisy, not an actual argument.

>>30646631
This right here is Jewish propaganda

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>>30645293
Is this implying Jews aren't terrorists?

>>30644069
>10 Things I Hate About You
pretty much nothing changes a cunt is still a cunt

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>>30644069
>Sleepy Hollow
She lez's with the mayors daughter and can outrun Stephen walken's horse, though she might have some trouble sending him back to hell without hands.

>>30645455
But wait, wasn't Goebbels disabled in a wheel chair, so how does that even work?

>>30644078
This

The crush scenes are now adorably dykey, that's basically the only difference

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>>30644069
>dunkirk
>flys around until both RAF and Luftwaffe see it
>she flies around watching cool as fuck dogfights
>flys back to a German airfield one day
>nazi cuddles
>this kills the mare

>>30645344
The premise is fucking retarded, why would you think the movie would rise above it?

>>30645461
Not him but i bet you get your news from BuzzFeed

>>30645823
>Implying they didn't just need to be the fastest to survive

>The Nile Hilton Incident

>She is the cop, even though her superiors want her to don't investigate on the Incident she do it anyway.
>She get bored so she give them the wrong person.
>Because of the corruption the system is shit so nobody cares.

>>30647691
A retarded premise executed well through writing, acting, directing, and editing can still be good. No idea about Wish Upon though, didn't see it.

>>30647679
But that means Dashie has jungle fever

>>30647385
>Also, this is an appeal to hypocrisy, not an actual argument.
That's a fallacy fallacy not an argument

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>>30645293
>Westerners don't care about unit 731 or the biological attacks on Asians
>Asians don't care about the holocaust or jews