Hey guys, since it's National Girlfriend Day, I thought

>>30640703
>National Girlfriend Day
That's a thing?

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>girlfriend
>not waifu

you have to ascend to the next level dude

>>30640703
>rape

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>>30640703
She's good but check out my waifu. Isn't she just better in every way?

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>>30640703
Your girlfriend is a cute. I wish you all the best.
This is the love of my life. Her name is Rainbow Dash, she controls the weather, she's an elite flyer, and she has the most beautiful eyes in the entire universe. I love her more than the Sun and the stars.

>>30640743
why did you post a picture of me and my wife?

>>30640783
we must be long lost twins or something, cause thats me. sorry for the confusion brother

>>30640740
I think OP made it up, as far as I'm aware valentines day is the only "creeps feel like shit day"

>>30640703
t. Discord

>>30640703
Bro Fluttershy is cheating on you with hundreds of other anons.

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>>30640803
not OP but apparently it's legit

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>>30640703
This is my GF. Her name is Starlight.

>>30640703
>National Girlfriend Day
That's dumb

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>>30640703
>its national girlfriend day
>mfw no pony gf
and i thought valentines day every year hurt..

>>30640818
How absolutely fucking retarded.

>>30640924
Bro, it gets worse.
I had a look around for more information and found this:
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/

>1500 National Days
Fucking why.

Apparently on 1st August it's also:

- National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
- National Minority Donor Awareness Day
- Respect for Parents Day
- National Night Out Day – First Tuesday in August

Who the fuck decided to start creating so many days? Why is this a thing? How long has this been thing for? Is this what normies do for fun since they don't have waifus or video games?

>>30640955
National Waifu Day when?

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>>30640968
That's April 4th, when the Cutie Map first aired

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>>30640968
Today, seriusly its autist 1st

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>>30640703
>National Girlfriend Day
Fuck OFF, normals

>>30641021
>implying you can't call your waifu your girlfriend

>>30641069
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Big difference.

>>30640955
Night out day might be good for some of us.

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found op's Girlfriend

>>30641252
his gf is your hand?

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>>30640743
I don't think my flutters is quite ready for that, yet.

>>30640776
She looks cute too! I hope you two are very happy together.

>>30640809
I don't know who that is. I asked Fluttershy, and she didn't know either.

>>30640903
Just keep looking, anon! You'll find a special somepony someday!

>>30641281
You're going all out in this aren't you.

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>>30641281
You...you didn't comment on my girlfriend. >>30640875
Though I didn't comment on Fluttershy either.
I should have included, that Fluttershy is a very adorable mare, and I can't imagine how happy she makes you.

>>30641281
>I don't know who that is
Oh wow.
I don't even think discord and fluttershy are a couple and am still tempted to scream fluttercuck.

>>30641331
gas all glimmerfags

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>>30641331
Sorry, I must have missed it! Glimmer seems very nice, and I hope you have many happy days, and thank you for your kind words!

>>30641358
What does fluttercuck mean?

>>30640703
Holy fucking shit zaktt please kill yourself you pasty, cum guzzling calgery fucking canuck beaner faggot

>>30641281
did NRDT switch waifus?

>>30641409
It has to be a copycat.

>>30641409
What's NRDT?

>>30640703
>No roleplaying.

>>30641535
this isn't roleplay, Starlight is my wife.

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>>30641535
>he thinks we're roleplaying

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>>30640803
>>30640903
Hi, normies. What is this "Valentine's Day" to which you refer? Is it anything like Heart & Hooves Day?

https://discord.gg/3mJqR8E haha yes ssss

>>30641939
What is this?

>>30640803
I don't feel like shit. My waifu is always there for me.

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>>30640703
Nice girlfriend, Anon. I'd like you to meet mine. Her name is Coco Pommel. She's really adorable and has the sweetest dedication to fashion. I love her very much.

>>30641382
>What does fluttercuck mean?
It means discord, lord of chaos, spirit of disharmony is fucking your gurlfriend behind your back.

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>>30642078
Cuckposters, please leave this thread.