>HI ANON! >I GOT TURNED INTO A *belch* PICKLE >I'M

rick and morty is shit

>>30625233
>inb4 rulefag

>>30625233
That's actually pretty cute

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>>30625233
HAHAH-HAHAH I-I-I-I-ITS FUNNY B-B-B-B-BECAUSE THEY URRRRRRRRRRRRRP A-A-A-A-ND GOD D-D-D-D-DOESN'T EXIST UUUUUUUUUUUUURP XDDDDDDDDDD +1

>>30625233
*BUURRRRP* "God's not real Morty"
>the redditor begins to chuckle
"L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots"
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
"W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me"
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
"WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT"
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"mmmm get schwifty"
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

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>>30625233
dubs pickle pone

>>30625304
Here's that (You) you're begging for, now fuck off.

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>>30625233
Why the fuck haven't you fucking meme faggots made a I'VE COME TO BARGAIN HI ANON edit?

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>>30625313
I wish it were the mods deleting his cancer, but I know it's him