You can go to Equestria but you must perform an act of coitus

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>>30617763
>Uhm, I'd love to go to Equestria. But, on the other hand, I'd have to have sex with my waifu at least four times per day. Shit this is a hard ch- WAIT A SECOND, WHY AM I EVEN HAVING DOUBTS!?
Gee, I wonder.

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>>30617763
I was already prepared for that. A pony this hyper has an insatiable libido that she saves up for her special somepony. Count me the fuck in.

There was a prompt like this a year or 2 ago.

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>>30617763
But mai waifu does not live in equestria

>>30617763
Why shouldn´t I?

>>30617786
we already went thru this, anon: your waifu is a no-hooves abomination, not to mention not real (unlike ponies)

>>30617771
>WAIT A SECOND, WHY AM I EVEN HAVING DOUBTS!?
because you don't want your dick to become a mashed potato.

>>30617771
Because unless you have a way to convince your waifu to fuck you four times on the first fucking day you met, your stay isn't lasting long.

>>30617834
>rape

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>Turning the act into a chore rather than a thing of love.
You people disgust me.

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>>30617763
>Bang Pinkie four times a day
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and raw.

>>30617845
I'm sorry if your waifu isn't pretty enough to give you a permanent hardon, Anon.

Must be a unicorn.

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>>30617763
>only three times a day
How the hell is that even a question, of course.

>>30617763
To quote Red Hood, "I don't see the downside."

How spread out do the individual acts need to be, can I just go back to back? How long must it last? Do both partners need to climax? How long does my wiafu normally last? What happens if medical issues arise, or we are required to be apart for any reason?

>>30617845
>he doesn't have enough love to already fuck her that many times a day
Some fucking people

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>>30617847
>>30618107
Wanting or being capable of fucking her that many times a day is irrelevant.
What about what she wants?
You both literally have to plan your day around getting the required number of fucks in or start the day off with it, because if you dont and 'only' fuck her two-three times a day then you're sent right back here.
And god fucking forbid you ever have any performance problems with your dick or simply lose your inflated sex drive as you and she get older.
Think ten-twenty years down the line morons, -especially- if you're capable of having kids through some magical bullshit.

>>30618058
Coitus is explictly benis in bagina intercourse.
If you cant fuck her three or four times a day, you're shit out of luck.

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>>30618296
>two fucks in the morning
>two fucks at night
>whole day free to do whatever
>Equestrian magic to fix me so I never stop being able to fuck, same to her
>both of us enjoy it and make it into something new and interesting each time, experiment a little
You're not thinking about it positively, and basing it off problems that are easily fixable.

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>>30618318
>Two fucks at night.
One or both of you are accidently knocked unconscious or get in an accident that requires overnight stay in a hospital.
Now what genius.
There's "Think positively" and then there's thinking about very real possibilities that could seriously fuck things up.
"It's better to have loved and lost" is a crock of shit, and i dont want to put my waifu through that due to sheer bad luck.

>>30618422
L U C I D D R E A M S E X
In ponyland dreams are real. Luna interlocks our dreams so that we can stay together. You a shit.

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>>30617786
Why do you niggers make it a point to come here when you have an unlimited number of boards for your weebleboo autism.

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>>30618443
Anon that's grasping at straws and we both know it, do you honestly expect Luna to interlock your dreams every night?*
What if she's unavailable?
What if she has to be IN the dream in order for them to be linked and your waifu or Luna dont want her to particpate or watch?
And even if she was willing to do that or could cast a permanent version, Lucid dreaming EVERY night deprives your brain of needed down-time**
I understand you'd take any chance to be with your waifu, but this is a devils deal that will only end in heartbreak for you both.

*Not applicable if Luna is your waifu, obviously.
**Not entirely sure on this, i cant lucid dream myself and i've heard mixed reports.

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>>30618422
>One or both of you are accidently knocked unconscious or get in an accident that requires overnight stay in a hospital
>Now what genius

>>30617763
If they follow horse biology, sure I can spare five minutes out of my day.

>>30617763
She's an alicorn, how many times do I have to coitus her?

>>30618753
Three times for each race

>>30618753
coitus is a noun, not a verb.

>>30617763
Yes. Where is the portal anon, we're ready.

>>30618776
Pinkie does not agree with your meaning of words, yes.

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

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>>30618776

>>30617818
>>30618447
No need to lose your heads anon.

>>30617763
>Would have to fabricate a reason to fuck excessively on a daily basis for the rest of your life
>Human libido all but dies as you get older

No, you're just preparing for future heartbreak this way, either through your waifu getting bored of the sex or your ever diminishing sexual drive over the years.

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>hwn bend you over in public and fill you with his seed, leaving you a moaning mess with his seed leaking from your holes

>>30623661
Delet yourself you fucking gay. REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30617763
You aren't a horse so you wouldn't handle it. Unless you had some magic potion. But that's why Zecora has a shop near Ponyville since stallions needs her magic ZMA/Viagra mix to deal with Pinkie.

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>>30617763

Oh no, please don't make me go-
>already on Celestia's back

gud bump for gud thread

>>30617763
Yeah I guess at first I'll enjoy it but then probably start to hate it after some years.