>"Now Anon, if I wasn't here and a young filly was,

>>30614611
>rape

I would not get tackled by a cop dressed like a bush after I leave.

>>30614611
>"We were just going to hang out. Maybe eat some of the hayburgers I brought".

I was just getting something to eat!

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>>30614611
I'd have been very disappointed. I didn't come here for the filly, I came here for you.

>>30614611

I probably would have fucked her in the ass to be quite honest with you my dude.

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>>30614611
Well I-I was just about to ask you that same thing! What were YOU doing here anyway?

>>30614611
I was going to make balloons with these condoms I brought.

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>>30614611
But it was a grown mare all this time! There is no little filly, and all we're doing here is talking! It doesn't matter what I said in the chats!

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>>30614611

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>>30614611
I would have creampied her little pink pussy.

>>30614930
"There are any BROWNIES!"

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>>30614880
Now Rarity, this boy told you he was only 12 years old, and in this chat log you said:
>R: Have you ever kissed a girl before?
>A: No
>R: Maybe I could be your first, teach you properly. And maybe teach you other things too
>A: Like what?
>R: How to please a woman, make her c*m before you do. If you do a good job, I can make you c*m
Now Rarity, what did you mean by that?

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>>30614999
It was meant to be like "come." It was just some of that hip new-age lingo of course, like, I was gonna teach him how to get the girls to come to HIM instead of having him chase after them himself! That's all, just some wholesome mentorship.

As much fun as this could be, this is legitimately breaking the rules, so here's to hoping this much hasn't gotten me banned. Also, I kek'd at the fact the names in the chat log spell out "rara."

>>30614999
>Chris Hanson cock blocked Spike.

>>30614611
She's my daughter. I just got back from work early, fuck.

>>30614611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLWf6rYyPs

>>30614611
I would have reminded her that most of people caught in these stings got off with out issue because these stings are a form of entrapment.

>>30615068
Don't worry, somebody will write for this.

>>30614611
Well I would tuck her in her bed.
Then I will read her a new book.

>>30614999
>>30615068
>Pedo Rarity.
I'm interested.

>>30614901
>no (you)s
oh shit, I'm sorry Anon
Have mine

>>30614999
>Anons roleplaying
>No rulenon in sight
>>30614901

Don't give up! You're the hero we need!

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I wonder what the chat logs between 12yr Anon and Pedo Rarity be like?
What would be her username?
Rara_Make_Dresses30627: ...perhaps we can go video game shopping.
Decoy: wow u mean for like the rated m ones?
Rara_Makes_Dress30627: ...i'm not going avoid the subject;
i would like to make love to you after we are done game shopping.

>>30614611
All the snuggles. All of 'em.

Fillies will die without snuggles and ear scratchies.

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>>30615238
>that pic
Damn, Gerald is smooth as fuck.

>>30615238
But did Rara get to smash?

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>>30614901
>>30615196

>>30614611

The cleanest, best pleasure.

>>30615324
Button got to mash.

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>>30615136
Writing it now.

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>>30614611
Some grown man on cute filly action, chris handsome.

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>>30614611
Well, I wouldn't have to say "No Hooves! REEEEEEEEE"

>>30614611
headpats bro. also boops

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>>30615743
You better not be on the painkillers friend, I'd hate to see you embarrass yourself while trying to write something that's already questionable.
That's great to hear! Looking forward to it.

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>>30614611
I ain't hear for no little filly.

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>>30615804
>The writefag who got raped is writing a to catch a predator greentext
All my kek

>>30615804
>painkillers
What? Why? Been out of the loops with Beans for a while.

>>30615899
He had surgery.

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>>30615820

>>30615820
>>30615948
> See I'm looking for a man's butt.

>>30615914
Really? Shit, is it anything serious? I don't want him to die when he still has to finish Spider-Shimmer

>>30616020
I don't know the full details, but it sounds really not that bad. Hell he even wrote a short green in the Superhero thread.

>>30614611
I would delete this thread for roleplaying

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>>30616014

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>>30615743
This is like the millionth time I've baited you into green

>>30616063
Spider Bloke?

>>30615117
i didn't know you were a horsefucker

>>30616073
In the flesh

>>30616082
Fucking knew it.
We miss you.

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Now that Beans has taken control and will probably start a to catch a predator general, rulefags must leave

>>30614611

I don't know but there's definitely not condoms and wine coolers in this paper bag that I'm holding

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>>30616090
I'll come back and STICK AROUND next super thread

>>30616090
>We
Speak for yourself, he was/is an attention whore, he didn't even write green in /sup/

>>30616100
Are you the only child?

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>>30616113
Muffin?

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>>30616063
DAMMIT BLOKE

Who could be a decoy and pass for a filly?

>>30616200
Sweetie Belle.

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>>30614611
There'd be a crying little girl.
And a crying house wife.

>>30616221
Would there be a crying Chris Hansen too?

>rulefag got deleted
AHAHAHAHA

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>>30614999
>>R: Have you ever kissed a girl before?
>>A: No
F-fuck

Almoost done with a green

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>>30616611

>>30614634
Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

>>30615238
How dapper; he used a semicolon.

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>"B-but ladies can't be pedophiles! Those little colts and fillies wanted it!"

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>>30616815
>implying tender aunt affection is pedophilia
Come on now Anon, I'm not saying any other proposition in this thread has a canonical foundation, but we needn't slander.

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>>30616887
>>30616892
I guess it's back to the roots then.

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>Not all child predators have to be of the homo-sapien variety; in fact, we’ve found that child predators come in a multitude of other species, proving that the urge to sleep with a minor truly transcends the human race.
>However, according to tonight’s investigation, we see that what was once considered the ideal prey animal might be the most vicious predator yet.
>Yes, that’s right — Ponies.
>On tonight’s special episode on NBC Dateline, we’re going somewhere a little more ‘magical’ to catch a predator: Ponyville.
>The city of Ponyville is a relatively small town not too far from the nation of Equestria’s capital, Canterlot, running solely on small businesses, trade, and farming.
>It’s a quaint village with a close, tight-knit community where everyone — or rather ‘everypony’ — knows one another and likely have for their whole lives…but just how well do they /really/ know each other?
>With the help of the online watchdog team of Perverted Justice and with support from the Equestrian national guard and Ponyville police, we intend to find out just that.
>And furthermore, after several days spent in this nice town, it seems the answer is far more grim than previously thought as predators left and right take to the chatrooms and talk to numerous decoys, posing as young fillies and colts.
>With the sheer number of how many predators we have had, this is sure to be the most interesting episode of “To Catch A Predator” yet…

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>>30617069
>Our first tale of our first predator begins rather early on a Friday morning.
>The rooms are set, the cameras have been placed, and with a willing volunteer in place of an actor, a mister “Bulk Biceps” poses as our first decoy from the chatroom, going by the name of “Billy” or “AyImYoung123”.
>As we instruct him how he should handle himself, it seems that all is right for today’s batch of potential predators, the very first arriving at eight thirty-seven in the morning.
>She’s a white mare with a purple mane, an expensive saddlebag slung across her figure as she knocks on the door gently with an aura of confidence so palpable that it can be felt through the observant lens of our hidden cameras.
>She comes here to a house she’s never been to before to keep a date with a little colt that she’s never met.
>She enters inside, all smiles as our decoy nervously holds the door open for her.
>The gesture is not unappreciated as she slips him a peck on his cheek.

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>>30617069

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>>30617079
>“Thank you, dear. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you face to face, Billy. I’m simply ecstatic for the day we have ahead of us, aren’t you?”
>“UM, YEAH! EX STATIC! I-I, UM, HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW. I AM SORRY.”
>“Oh, that’s quite alright. I’ll be right here, waiting for you…”

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>>30617124
>The mare who’s come into our house is 19 year-old Ms. Rarity, screenname: “Rara_Make_Dresses30627”.
>She’s a renowned seamstress in the country despite her small-town origins, now running a prestigious boutique that has seen a recent expansion in two locations: Manehattan and Canterlot.
>She’s been considering expanding out of the country as her clothing line has had a recent surge in popularity overseas in South Korea, France, and the United States.
>Now, she has recently come into contact with a stallion online, posing as an eleven year-old colt, and asks him if he has trouble getting any mares to talk to him at his age after a day of talking.

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>>30617132
>R: It must be so difficult to get a girl’s attention, especially when you’re young. I know I did when I was your age :P
>A: yeah lol its hard
>A: i dont know if I could even please a girl though
>R: Virgin?
>A: Virgin.
>A: :(
>R: Oh, that’s so sad!!
>R: Tell you what…what if I were to, say, lend you a hoof?
>A: lol how you mean?
>R: Well, let’s just I’m a bit experienced, I’m by no means unattractive. I’m very, very classy, and you seem like you are quite a well-behaved young man.
>R: ...I think I should take your v-card.
>R: I mean, we’d only be helping each other out, really. I could teach some things here and their, maybe brings some drinks…

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>>30617136
“UM, I’M COMING BACK NOW FROM WHATEVER IT WAS I WAS DOING!” our decoy, Bulk, yells from across the room, fooling her into believing that he’s about to come back.
>She proceeds to place her expensive saddlebag down upon the coffee table in front of the couch.
>It appears that she kept true to her word about bringing drinks as she retrieves a bottle of champagne from the bag.
>Expecting our decoy to enter the room from the sound of my footsteps, she looks at the doorway eagerly.
>The moment her eyes land upon my form, her face turns whiter than it already was.
“Why don’t you have a seat right over there, please.”
>I point to a love seat near the couch.
>“O-oh, why of course.”
>She, with a nervous smile, does so.
“You didn’t have to walk too far, now did ya?”
>“Oh, you know, dear, just a brief stroll through town.”
“Is that so? How many minutes did it take?”
>She hums in thought, adjusting herself into the soft cushioning of the loveseat.
>“Hm, about, er, fifteen to twenty minutes, I’d say.”
>But that’s not true.
>Later, the Equestrian guard confirmed that she must have walked about an entire half of an hour — that’s a whole ten minutes more than what she said — to arrive here this morning.
>I then look at her saddlebag, and wonder what else lies within it.

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>>30617144
“I see you brought champagne. A bit early for a drink, don’t you think?”
>“What? Oh, no dear, this is a, um…” she swallows a lump in her throat, then forces a smile at me. “A gift. This is a gift! Yes, for a friend of mine.”
“And what else did you happen to bring with you? Any other gifts? Condoms?” I ask, squinting.
>She flashes a rose-tinted grin with a slight shrug.
>“W-well, you never know, now do you?”
“So you brought champagne and condoms after a sexually charged talk on the internet…to a home where you believe an eleven year-old boy is for the weekend?”
>I see her chest tense followed by a small twitch from one of her ears.
>“Well, er…I’m visiting. Yes, um, I was going to bring the champagne as a gift for the family.”
“Oh, so you’re friends with the boy’s family, is that it now?”
>“W-well, more like a friend of a friend of a friend, and, ah, I was just going to relax bit and spend some time with him, maybe go to the park, perhaps the market,” she says. “You know, spend some time together. We’re very close, he and I.”
“...So you were just going to stop by here, relax with champagne, condoms, and who knows else what’s in that with a young boy?”
>“Yes!”
>I don’t believe her for a second.
“Rarity, you see how this looks, right?”
>“Yes, but I’m telling you it is the absolute truth! I would never!”
>I pull out the chat log.
“Oh really?”
>Again, she tenses as my hands flip through the pages worth of lewdity.
>I stop at the sixth page.
“Rarity, this boy told you he was only eleven years old. I have the chatlogs. In them, you said:
>R: Have you ever kissed a girl before?
>A: No
>R: Maybe I could be your first, teach you properly. And maybe teach you other things too
>A: Like what?
>R: How to please a woman, make her ‘cum’ before you do. If you do a good job, I can make you ‘cum.’
>I place the chat log down.
“Now Rarity, what did you mean by that?”

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>>30617154
>Her cheeks flush pink.
>Her forehead wrinkles in worry.
>“I-I meant it as ‘come’ not, ah, ‘cum,’ sir. It was just some of that hip new-age lingo! I was going to teach him how to get the girls to come to him rather than having to chase after them himself! That's all, just some wholesome mentorship.”
“So you were going to give him a little advice on girls as well? You didn’t tell me you were going to do that.”
>“Well, it’s a private matter, isn’t it?”
>Again, I flip through the papers and find another example.
“Ok then, what about here where you said:
>R: Hm, perhaps we can go videogame shopping? I think that would be splendid.
>A: wow u mean for like the rated m ones?
>R: …Listen, darling, I'm not going avoid the subject; I would like to make love to you after we are done game shopping.
>I place my hand on my hip and take a mild stance.
“This does not look very good for you, Rarity,” I tell her. “The champagne, the condoms, the chatlog; what else did you bring with you this morning?”
>Her eyes dart to her bag, then back to me.
>I grab it.
“May I?”
>She bites her lip before forcing out a pitiful sounding, “B-be my guest.”
>With that, I approach the coffee table that the saddlebag sits upon and pick it up.
>“Be careful. I designed it all by hoof.”
“Looks like you were being careful yourself,” I say, pulling out a pack of condoms and a container of KY jelly.
>I dig even further and pull out an expensive camera.
“What’s this for?”
>“I, um…I’ve been attempting to get into photography for a while now.”
“And what were you going to take photographs of here?”
>She doesn’t answer me, opting to look at her hooves on the floor.
>I resume to pick out things from the bag.

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>>30617160
>Hoof cuffs, a heart-shaped box of chocolates, a bad dragon dildo, a pair of rubber gloves, lots of rope, leather straps, nyquil, a butt-plug, a fleshlight, a vibrator, a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, a copy of a book titled ‘Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me’, chains, and a ballgag.
>I place it all down on the coffee table as I glare at her.
“Props for your photography session, I presume?”
>“...It’s not what it looks like?”
>It never is.
“Rarity, if you were the parent of this boy, what would you think?”
>“Well, alright, I admit I-I’d be a bit unscertain of this whole thing. I watch over my little sister, you see, so I understand that this looks very wrong,” she explains, “but, i-if I thought the pony talking to her was kind and I trusted them, then yes, I’d let them come over— ”
“Rarity, good ponies don’t meet strangers online, talk about sex, then arrive to their house with all of this. No one does. This looks like you were about to coerce a young child into having underaged, illegal sex. I mean, you come inside the house with all this ”
>“Well it isn’t like I just barged in without a word as a complete stranger!”
“No, but you did enter and kiss him on the cheek!”
>“And that’s so bad because…?”
>I again refer to the chatlog in my hand.
“Because of THIS,” I tell her. “Do you know what this looks like? This looks like you’ve planned a whole entire day around having sexual activities with this child. What am I supposed to believe here, Rarity? That you’re a victim of circumstance?”
>She sighs shakily; I can see the guilt in her eyes.
“You tried to solicit an eleven year-old boy online,” I say with a heavy stare, “using graphic, sexual language.”

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>>30617170
>She wipes the sweat off of her forehead with a dismal look at me.
>“I’m telling you, sir, that I am not that kind of mare. I am a mare of culture. I am a mare of class.”
“Look at me,” I say to her, “and tell me what you’d think if you were me.”
>“That I made a mistake…and that I will never do this again.”
>I roll my eyes.
“Well, the first part’s true; you made a big mistake coming here,” I tell her, “but how would you define this ‘mistake’ of yours?”
>“By talking to foals online,” she says.
“Or by trying to come over and have sex with them.”
>“I wasn’t trying to!”
“Rarity,” I reach for the chatlog once more, “do you want me to read from here again?”
>“This is all a misunderstanding. I was just fooling around, playing with him! I was just seeing where he was with me! Y-you understand, don’t you?”
“He’s eleven. Years. Old. This sounds like a lot more than playing around to me. It sounds like you were going to have sex.”
>“Well I didn’t plan to!”
“Of course not, because I walked before you could do anything!”
>“But I didn’t plan on it!”
“You TALKED about it,” I say, pointing to the log.
>Again, I sigh.
“What do you think should happen to you?”
>“...That you should let me go home so I’ll never do this again.”
“So you can do the same thing? Tell me, how often have you done this?”
>She freezes for a second, waiting for an answer.
>“I... don’t know what you mean, I’m afraid.”
“How many times have you come over to a minor’s house.”
>“Just this once.”
“Just this once?”
>“Yes.”
“I see.”

>>30617170
>a bad dragon dildo
I see she is a /k/ommando of good taste.

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>>30617177
>It’s time.
“Well, there’s something you should know, Ms. Rarity,” I tell her.
>She raises her brow.
>“Oh? And that would be?”
“My name is Chris Hansen…”
>Suddenly, the living room floods with camera operators.
“And this is Dateline NBC.”
>As the many lens of the many cameras stare at her, she scoffs.
>“What is this? Get back! You have no right to film me like this! Y-you heathens!”
“You may leave at anytime,” I tell her, and she frowns, placing her belongings back into her saddlebag.
>She proceeds to walk outside the front door, muttering to herself.
>Then, suddenly…

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>“ROYAL GUARD, GET ON THE GROUND!”
>...The camouflaged officer tackle hers to ground, jumping out of a bush as other officers follow suit.
>“Unhand me you ruffian! Gah! Let me go! Oh, good heavens, those cuffs are awful! Here, dear, use mine instead. See? There you go! Now let me — !”
>As she struggles to break out of her own bonds, she is photographed by the officers, asked several questions, and then taken to jail all in front of numerous passer-byers.
>The next day, she is brought before a judge, and bail is set.
>Her penalty is a three-day sleepover with the princess of friendship in the hopes that she may be rehabilitated…

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>>30617170
>Hoof cuffs, a heart-shaped box of chocolates, a bad dragon dildo, a pair of rubber gloves, lots of rope, leather straps, nyquil, a butt-plug, a fleshlight, a vibrator, a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, a copy of a book titled ‘Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me’, chains, and a ballgag.

C-Can I talk to this Rarara?

This is glorious.

>>30617069
>>30617079
>>30617124
>>30617132
>>30617136
>>30617144
>>30617154
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>>30617170
>>30617177
>>30617189
>>30617203
That's all. Sorry if it's weirdly structure. I tried to make it as if it were actually Chris Hansen reading away during an episode. I also struggle writing Rara, so I added my own creative liberties as you can tell...

Maybe I'll do another pone later. This was fun.

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>>30617203
>Here, use mine instead!
Sides in orbit, captain.

>>30617218
You did good my legume friend.

>>30617218
It was fantastic, thank you for doing this. I like how you implemented what bits people said in the thread, too.
I've been here on and off for 3 years and it took until now for any word I spoke to be involved in a greentext.

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>>30617218
It's good, you're good, and you should feel good.

>>30614611
>"B-But anon..."
>"I'm just a-a...a little f-filly?"
"It's okay. I'll go easy."
>"B-But won't it hurt?"
"Just a Little, but it'll feel good. I promise."
>"Are y-you sure?"
"Don't worry. I'll start off by licking your soft pussy."
"To get you in the mood."
"Then I'll let you suck on mine for a bit."
"It'll make both of us nice and wet. It'll slide right in."
>"But, I'm dirty down there..."
"I like dirty! It'll be good of both of us."
>"O-Okay."
"So do you wanna meet at your place?"
>"But my sister is here. She'll be mad."
"We'll just meet up when she goes out or something."
"When does she work?"
>"It doesn't matter when. She works at home."
"Oh... I see."
>"B-But she always goes out with her friends! W-We can meet then!"
"Alright. When does she usually go out?"
>"Well, I think she said something about going to some cutie mark map... thing... around 8:00. Tonight."
"Great. I'll be over then. I'll bring some lube. Just in case. ;)"
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"C-Could you maybe bring me some candy too? I-I'd really like that."
"S-sure. But you'll owe me for it! ;)"
>"Kay! See you then! -kiss-"
";)"
>Did... Did you just set up a fuck date with a filly?
>fuckyeah.jpg
>You start your walk to the store. Get some lube and, of course, some gummies.
>...
"This is the address."
>You walk in.
"Sweetie? You in here?"
>"Yeah, give me a moment! I'm drying my hair! You can have something to drink if you want to!"
"Okay. Don't mind if I--"
>"Hello Anon."
>Some guy walks in
>"Have a seat..."
>fuck...

Are you the same Beans that used to be !.VOcl9Z4.Y and wrote >>27585469 ?

Inb4 Anon shows up and sees Chris and Chris goes "Oh not you again..."

>>30617299
Yes! Oh my god, that makes me so happy that someone remembers that! That was one of my favorites I did.

>tfw still salty at Dash's new parents but can't bring myself to hate them either

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>>30617218
So fucking accurate that it's funny. Holy shit, good job, Beans. One of your best in a while.

>>30617340
I actually came by to comment on it, like I said I would way back when you I think re(?)-posted it to a random thread. Be forewarned I was a touch critical given that I was expecting yuks but ended up w/ fuks, but for what it's worth: https://pastebin.com/pa08DH3v

>>30617447
GOod criticism, but the one thing I'm gonna stand myground on are the criticisms of how you say Dash should be in the story. I know Dash would never say "Daddy". That was the point, though -- the joke. I wanted to write autism Dash, not Rainbow Dash. I'll give you this though, it does sound weird. Other than that, yeah, perfect criticism.

>>30617516
>Forgot my trip
Also, jesus, sorry for the typos, I just woke up

>>30617520
Oh, wait, I read your post wrong, fuck me.

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>>30616611
>12 years old
>I'm 20 and kissless
F-f-f-fuck

>>30617802
You still have 10 more years until wizardom, don't complain yet.

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>>30617802
>>30618392
>tfw 33 yr/old kv wizard
you are like babby to me

>>30617069
Holy.....

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>>30617203

10/10

>>30617265
>"What were you going to do with the gummy bears, Anon?"
"They were going up her pooper."

>>30618403
Do you feel like you've missed something in life? How was your twenties? Do you travel or you never leave your room?

>>30617516
>>30617520
>A writefag who can actually take a bit of criticism
You are a rare sort for that. Sorry it wasn't more positive.

>>30617218
>>30617203
While I'm at it, though, this was pretty great. (It of course helped to have some idea what I'd be in for.) tfw Chris Hansen's shittiness actually makes me more sympathetic toward pedos

>>30619436
>>30619436
>You are a rare sort for that. Sorry it wasn't more positive.
Don't worry, senpai, was a good review. I actually reworked a version earlier based on it. I tried to make Blaze less creepy. Don't know what I'll do with this version, but oh well, it probably helped me one way or another.

>While I'm at it, though, this was pretty great.
Yeah, it's a bit weirdly structured, thogh. Sorry bout that. I wrote it by how it'd sound if it were an actual episode of TCAP (minus the 'she/I said's and what not).

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>>30618872
1. I feel a sense of failure now and then, yeah, but I have no regrets
2. I peaked at 24
3. I don't travel, I just go to work, keep in touch with one or two friends, and that's it

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>>30619673
>2. I peaked at 24
I meant what were you doing for a fucking decade?

>>30619731
Nothing.
Working, slowly learning that I'd die alone, unloved and by my own hand one day.

>>30614628
Just hanging out?

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>>30614611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6luJhJxRx0

>>30616611
>implying such a question hits your feewees hard

lol faggot

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>>30619740
Fuck, that's sad man, I'm only 20, I don't want to end up like this.

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>>30619930
Do something about it while you can then, once you pass 22, it will all fly by so fast.

Or don't, fuck, I said I don't have any regrets, and it's true.
I can't imagine having turned out """normal""" or any other way than what I am now.

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>Tonight, on an especially shocking To Catch a Predator: Cloudsdale
>A famous political figure visits a public school to try to meet a young filly who told her she was only 9

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>>30619949
I can't imagine myself being normal too. I can't imagine myself enjoying normal music, watching normal movies, reading normal books, mindlessly talking about casual SHIT! Well, I guess that's my destiny after all. See ya in the wizardland in 10 years.

>>30614611

Why, the same thing that's about to happen to you, of course!

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>>30621667
That...That just ain't right.
My mind is telling me no but my body is too busy screaming internally at the implications of Mind saying no.

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>>30614634
I ain't got no milk, cookies, nothin.

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>>30621667
I'm going to wait for another Anon to ask what I want to ask but I'm too pussy to ask.

>>30622653
What is it anon?

>>30622653
Tell us what it is so one of us can ask it for you.

>>30622485
It's easier if you imagine yourself as the one getting /ss/'d.

>>30622653

You want the explicit continuation of this pic?

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>>30622653
The source of that material shall remain forever unknown to mankind because you were to scared to ask for it.
That is what you wanted to ask for, right?

>>30622653
That stuff dripping between her legs is what you think it is, and the girl is clearly Lauren.

>>30621667
Those clearly aren't children, though.
From left to right
>midget
>jap
>robot

>>30621667
her right wing is broken

>>30614611
Play some video games, then play some Jenga, I'll take her to Hayburger for lunch, and then take her home.

The orphanage says I'm really good with fillies and colts, but since I'm human, I'm not allowed to adopt. The least I can do is be a good friend. No pony deserves to not have loving parents.

>>30621667

hot

>>30614611
Nothing in the least bit untoward.

>>30617218
Hell yes, save this text.

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>>30617069
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Capped for the sake of future keks

>>30614634
I came looking for a mans butt

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Y'all need Jesus.

>>30626933
But if we need Jesus, then who does Jeebus need?

>>30626850

thanks anon

>>30627060
He needs you to believe in him.

>>30626933
>>30628755
Double dubs, Jeebus be real in /mlp/. Let's make him an OC.

WHEW!

Wait, is this the Beans that's like a teacher or something?

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>>30614634

>>30618489
*unpleasant flashback*

>>30630427
Actor

>>30630427
I've had to teach other actors. I spent time helping children for a charity play.

>>30614611
We would have watched my little human together.

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>>30632883
Really? Why don't you have a seat?

I'm bumping this, apparently.

>>30636482
I might want to cut you a little, suck on your blood
Laugh out loud

>>30636658
That sounds a little....... Rough

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>>30614611
>implying i wont do it because you are here
u underestimate me sir

Beans caught in the act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtTpn4ouS5M

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>>30614611
Filly sex. Hours of filly sex.

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>>30636740
And you think that's okay?

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>>30636772
As long as she says yes and is happy.

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>>30636740
Talk about Saxual.

>>30614963
Why did you post a blank image?

>>30636772
Prove that it's morally wrong using logic and facts.

>>30614611
I'd drown her.

>>30617802
You're not alone faggot.
I'm 18 never even held hands with a girl.

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>>30617203
>rulefag got deleted
>this fucking green

I know I'm here late but this thread just made my entire day, thanks Beans

>>30614611
Bump

>>30621667
How many fillies and colts have gotten such attention for Celestia in her "School"?

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>>30614611
P-Please sir, I made a mistake. I can't lose my job over this. I have a family.

>>30615117
You become a social pariah and get black balled from everything. You will literally be on a watch list and lose your job.

>>30616815

>implying anyone could actually do pedophilia to Flurry
As soon as you do something weird, she'll throw a magical tantrum.

>>30614616
/thread

>>30632883
Every day, your writing inspires me to be an autist on the internet.
Just thought you should know
Though I hate namefagging

>>30637946
It's my phone background

>>30615068
she is acquitted of said "crime" and is not in trouble

cause women can't be pedophiles

>>30636482
Me too

>>30641781
Then why did you come here trying to meet a filly for sex?