>main character of the show >no overt romantic feelings

I want to believe you're genuinely retarded.

>>30612111
Trips confirm

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>>30612084
I don't get why people say Cheese and Pinkie had ship teasing. Their interactions seemed purely platonic to me.

>>30612084
I'm fairly certain most of Equestria fantasizes about fucking the hot young purple alicorn princess, but approaching her would be terrifyingly intimidating and equestrian stallions are fucking beta. You really believe it was Shining who made the first move on Cadence? Not a chance

>>30612207
I was just about to type out close to the same thing. I'd think approaching her would be extremely intimidating given her status.

>>30612167
This, he even made her question her entire life and fall into depression. How in the fuck does anyone see love there?

>>30612261
sounds like a lot of relationships desu senpai

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>>30612207
>>30612212
Let's just face it, Twiggy is top waifu material in ponyworld.
>She is highy educated by their standards
>She is a high rank wizzard
>She is fit or at least sort of athletic (even more afte she got wings)
>She is worldly
>She has a social network across whole ponyworld
>She is an alicorn
>She is a queen of some sort (whatever the title princess there enables her there to do)
>She has a castle
>She must be rich (either celestia gives her a huge paycheck or she could just use her magic)
>She also has good character (good work ethcis, maybe workoholic; honest, comassionate, friendly, understanding, helpfull, etc.)

How can anything compete, really?

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>>30612084

She's an anxiety sufferer you dick. She's not unattractive, she actually tries to keep people who can fuck her away from her.

Hell, she has a panic attack when Comrade Glimmer implies that the Princesses aren't the best at something.

Basically, Twilight needs to go back to her fucking therapist before she gets in a relationship right now.

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>>30612292
She's top waifu in this world as well.

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>>30612292
>>30612310
Basically this, social anxiety, at least towards anything turning her attention from work and therefor complete workoholic, since friendship management is sort of her job alias pony resources

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>>30612329
Are we talking about Twiggy deluxe or classic?

>>30612292
>>30612329
>>30612337
>>30612347
stay in your shithole, NTT

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>>30612347
Both are amazing desu.

>>30612292
I always thought she was meant to be a little bit chubby before becoming an alicorn. Obviously after she ascends her physique takes care of itself, but there are some signs throughout the show that she was meant to be a bit of a chubster.

>>30612347
I prefer the most current Twilight, but I love all the Twilight.

>>30612167
>>30612261
it actually feels kind of one sided, since pinkie was cheese's inspiration and idol and threw that huge party just to impress her

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>>30612352

>>30612375
It kinda tells you how forced it was that 90% of those faces are from a single episode.

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>>30612366
>Obviously after she ascends her physique takes care of itself
Damn right.

>>30612413
I know, right?
Still was a good episode, esp. the "gurls!?" quote when she broke down mentally.

>>30612433
>>30612366
Hmm, desu, I was able to relate to the slightly chubby bookworm basementdweller Twily better then to the recent ascended god-like knows-it-all ruler

>>30612337
nah, that's mostly with celestia. with other ponies she's pretty well articulated and eloquent

>>30612413
>90%
I think that's actually all Lesson Zero.

>>30612453
This makes me wonder if pre-show Twilight would have eventually wound up on the Pony version of /r9k/.

>>30612292
You forgot
>She goes through a mirror and falls for the EqG Flash Sentry
This pony is a super freak
https://youtu.be/T04ft2ltAm4

>>30612413
pretty sure all of them are from LZ

>>30612494
Isn't this more like a summer camp kind of affection? Go on a date, maybe lose virginity once and be over with it?

>>30612547
>Twilight went through the mirror to lose her virginity
She'll be back for more since she can cut loose

>>30612579
Couldn't she just order this one guard pone that losely resembles her chrush to buck her up good?

>>30612597
Nope, because she's still a princess with responsibilities
But in the mirror world she's just Twilight

>>30612597
because she'd have to go all the way to the crystal empire to do that when she can just walk into the mirror that she keeps in her living room to see her actual crush

What about the rest of the mane 6? Who would they fall for, or are they out of anypone's ligue?
I mean Fluttershy surely has something going on with discord, so who would mess with that?

Pinky is a party slut, so who knows what's going on there.

Rainbow is again top athlete and Twiggies protege and possibly a lesbo, what do you think?

Apples, idk, she could have a good chance for a workoholic farm stalion obsest with apples or an expert on pears maybe?

And Rarity is a fashion mogul now, so what about that? She must be not only famous but also rich.

>>30612629
But doesn't she need the special mirrow from the Crystal Empire? Either way she'd have to journey and take a few days off.

>>30612638

Pinkie probably jumps at trying a new fetish. So she wants an adventurous partner, maybe a mare or maybe a stallion.

>>30612607
But don't they now there that she's a pricess and a pone, too?
It would be like a long-distance relationship you could only visit once every 2.5 years (30 moons).
Does not sound appealing, or even menageble

>>30612084
That's because she's fucking Flash

>>30612648
no? she made a new mirror in her castle that works all the time

EQGfags out of nowhere

>>30612753
>trying to talk about twilight's love life without bringing up flash sentry
not quite sure what you were expecting, though it did surprise me that it took so long for him to be mentioned

>>30612788
That's because EQG discussion infecting show discussion is heresy and only EQGfags do that shit here

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>>30612822
dubs
also my hero of this twiggy thread

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>>30612822
>>30612788
>>30612753
>>30612697
You are rightt, I just discovered there are three EQG Movies out there, just knew about the first one though. Just watched the other two.
Well, I am surprised that even though being a little bit odd and off compared to the original series, they did not lose their respective standard throughout their sequels.
I kinda have to admit also, that this will probably bring me a little bit more back on track not only clopping to pones anymore but to humans even more again.

Back to the topic, while being true that Twiggy build her own portal to the highschool, after the events of the 3rd movie the EQG Twiggy has entered the highschool and hangs out with the gang. What makes you think that EQG Sentry won't fall for her? Would at least make senso to me in terms of friendship lessons and the contingency of those universes.

To me it just seems that Twiggy has now sort of 2 vassals being sunset shimmer and her new protege starlight glimmer. With those she has influence over the magic in the human world and over the reformed former villians of equestria like the changelings, discord and Trixie....

She's gettign strong allies at least. I just wonder is Twiggy herself is sort of a vassal to Celestia like Cadence?

>>30612663
He's her fuck buddy

>>30612638
intimidating positions:
>twilight
>rainbow dash
>rarity
>starlight
intimidating personalities:
>pinkie (super hyperactive)
>applejack (workaholic)
fluttershy is a wildcard, fairly easy to approach but even if you don't think she and discord are an item she still has this clingy, possessive monster watching over her if you try anything funny

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>>30614044
I guess I agree that fluttershy would potentially be the easiest one of the group to get into a relationship with a stalion.

Her interest is not far fetched, you just have to be kind and animal loving, not even as strong as a hospitaler. But she has been very submissive and did not stand up very much for herself, but I think that changed over the last two seasons. I guess esp. after she's hanging out with discord.

I think her relationships with discord and her animals e.g. the bear and to a lesser degree her pone friends would heavily check out her love affiliations and probably intimidate them. The stallion would need to be probably as steadfast as the whole group combined to overcome this obstacle...

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>>30614044
I don't think Starlight has such a strong intimidationg positions. She is basically unemployed after she gradueded from Twiggies friendship rehabilitationand sort of freeloads at the castle. Besides that there is not much, her original job would be wizzard or something. So I guess the pic is pretty related...

>>30614160
Originally it was cult leader. Maybe she gets a stipend,how else is she gonna afford kites?

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Let's go at this topic from the other side. First of all for Ponyville, what stallions are there even aviable?

Bigmac: The sexy strong redskin farmboy, but doesn't he have a pone in in glimglam's town?

Mr. Cake: Well, too old and married...

Bulk Bizeps, aka Snowflake, aka Steroidpone: Seems to have a quadrillion minijobs to support himself like at the spa or peanut sales man. Also lifting addict and small wing syndrome. I guess not the brightest aswell, since a typical lift bro. Who could be even into that?

Filthy rich: married

Dr. Hooves: Isn't he with Derpy already, ore something?

Thunderlane: Is this the pone version of Chad Thundercock!? IDK, but I don't know anything about him besides he's a pegasus and can clear skies. Maybe he's the lucky charm?

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>>30614510
Well, she was cult leader cuz she was basically using sorcery, so I think that qualifies her as sorceress or wizzard. Aside that, I don't think she gets any commissions from celest nor Twiggy. besiedes Twiggy send her already off but she refused. Maybe she just wants to freeload a little bit longer in a big ass castle then in a dump on wheels like Trixie e.g.

>>30612292
>She is a high tank wizard
So am I! We'd get along so well.

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What does Twilight even do nowadays after ascending? Besides the occasional map quest or celebrity related things, she just seems to get Starlight to do most of her chores now. Didn't even have Glim as a student for that long.

>>30614608
Why are you spelling wizard with two 'z's? A little off topic, I know.

She still had to do something for money. Odd jobs? Just having magic doesn't automatically fund you, unless she transmuted stuff into bits.

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>>30612084
Re-hee-eallly?

>>30612788
>it did surprise me that it took so long for him to be mentioned
Because it's EQG

>>30614580
Thunderlane is a wonderbolt now if that means anything

>>30614580
He's also a decent bowler, if you watched/want to believe Slice of Life.

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>>30614580
>Bulk Bizeps, aka Snowflake, aka Steroidpone: Seems to have a quadrillion minijobs to support himself like at the spa or peanut sales man. Also lifting addict and small wing syndrome. I guess not the brightest aswell, since a typical lift bro. Who could be even into that?

Fluttershy, apparently.

>>30615172
And yet he can still fly decently. What's Scoots' excuse?

>>30614650
I guess she became too good in her job. She probably re-reads her whole library or something.
Maybe she will be enforced to establish more bonds with with neighbouring states like the Changeling Hive, Griffenstone or maybe well even go to Zebraland!?
I have the impression that their ponyworld is not really explored beyond Equestria.

Maybe I am wrong and we are just waiting until Glimglam get her wings too. I wonder what her Speciality would be...

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>>30614657
>unless she transmuted stuff into bits.
She seemed pretty good with that, why not transmutate dirt into bits?

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>>30615111
>>30614856
Hmm, than he has a popular position aswell and a private life, too. Thunderlane seems like one of the few good choices, but who would fall for him. The mane 6 basically are rolay court and heroes >>30614044
I could only imagine Rainbow, desu

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>>30614580
What about Lebowski and Co.?

>>30614657
>Why are you spelling wizard with two 'z's?
Because she never officially graduated

>>30616800
Thunderlane has probably banged a few of them (Rainbow, Rarity, potentially Flutters) on the side

>>30616811
Shut up Donny

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>>30616956
This guy peed on it

>>30614044
starlight should be moved from position to personality

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>>30617010
But anon, he's dead ;_;

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>>30617840
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

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>>30617871

>>30617875
>>30617871
>>30617840
>>30617010
>>30616956
What exactly has this to do again with potential husbandos for our mane 6 (7)?
Would Lebowski be a potential partner for Rarity?

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>>30617906
Pls, at best Jeffrey could be a potential husband for Maud.

>>30617929
I think the Jeffrey would be a good partner for Treehugger. But the Lebowski pone is apparantly a tailor... so Rarite?

Also sick image.

>>30617929
now I see what you did there...

>>30612084
What about her assistant/caregiver, Spike?

>>30614650
I wish I could like this image, but that coat is impossible to get on.

>>30612167
Comics gave them more teasing. But i agree, the show probably will hook her up with Rutherford

>>30614113
The only other stallion who can win her over is someone who is also immortal as Discord because Discord will fucking tear him apart and send any piece of him into a different dimension.

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>>30615172
>this was the last episode they interacted
>and pretty much their second ever
I like how Shyceps shippers were BTFO throughour the series as much as Dislestia fags,

So in conclusion the mane 6/7 can only hope to fuck themselfs. At least they have a dragondildo.

>>30618623
Shut the f*** up. You're talking things that are nonsense

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>>30619226
read the thread

>>30612433
>those leg and calf muscles
Simply beautiful.

>>30619226
>Censoring fuck
>On 4chan of all places
You must 18 years or older to post here.

>>30618623
maybe they can go fall in love with their R63 selves like that one fanfic

>>30620505
Wouldn't that be just some sort of wicked masturbation?
I mean Glimglam can already clone herself, so...

>>30620528
i'm just following the line of conversation

apparently the only guys good enough for the mane 6 at this point are themselves

>>30618088
you mean her pet?

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>>30620582
I guess their only hope is for Cadence to givem some love...

>>30618297
>"PINK PONY IS FIRST PONY PRINCESS OF YAKS!"

>>30624477
Unless the Movie will give DHX twice the budget for new seasons, they will never brought more celebrity actors than John De Lancie as more than one shots.

>>30614580
at this point we're kinda scraping at the bottom of the barrel for background ponies like comet tail and caramel

>>30612111