>"Yee-haw! I can buck like a five-bit snake herder i

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I didn't remember she was THAT retarded.

>>30603890
Snake herder is le euphemism.

>>30603890
she probably made something up on the spot because she had forgotten all her buzzwords before

>>30603890
That she fucks harder than a five dollar whore.

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This isn't the first time Applejack has been implied to be a prostitute. What a filthy pone.

>>30603890
Imagine you're at dinner or at a bar or some shit and some asshole lets loose a shit ton of snakes and their venomous and shoot poison. So some guy comes out and steve irwins the snakes out of the bar but in order to do so he's shoving people out of the way and has to kick open a door or two, so naturally you spot him that $5 that you had in your pockets because it's either give him $5 or he gives you poisonous snakes.

That's what she's referencing. It happens all the time.

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>>30603943
Uuuh... Yeah that sure is what Applejack meant.

>>30603936
for you

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>>30603890
Many snake in the dry lands. They hide in and under the house to escape the bright sister sun. Snake herder get bits to remove the snake and corral them into acceptable area. Not my butt. A 5-bit snake herder - very successful snake herder. Make much wampum. AJ can buck quickly, in repeated succession, much force. Applejack heap big sexy.

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>>30603943
>steve irwin
My nigga

>>30603896
Applejack is a nymphomaniac.

>>30603936
I really had a lot of hearty keks when this one went livestream.

"Holy shit shes working at a brothel"

>>30604184
She is a 'working' girl after all.

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>>30603890

>Buck like . . .
>Ranch house

I think AJ just claimed she's a quality (Why else a set minimum value?) whore worth five bits per 'snake' drained.

WoW. They know how write them euphemisms.

every time sweet apple acres has a down season applejack makes up the cost by selling out her body

everybody around her knows this of course, it's just very poor taste to ever bring it up

>>30603890
She has autism.

I can not shake away the image of Applejack getting pounded on a hot desert day. How could this slip through so easily?

>>30603903

>>30603890
That's possibly the dirtiest innuendo I've seen make it past the radar in a kid's show.

What a gal.

>>30603890
it means AJ is a dirty little whorse

>>30606962
>implying that in Equestria sex isn't super casual
It's just because of Religion and dumb conservatives that sex is such 'muh sacred'.

Equestria is a world of equality between race and gender.

>>30603890
What would she do for 10 bits?

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>>30607088

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>>30607088
10 bits, raw fucking.

>>30607360
how was this allowed to air

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>>30607372
you gotta pump the gas a little to sell toys.
Sex sells, even to kids.

>>30607408
yeah but isn't the main audience like 5 year old girls

>>30603913
Makes sense

>>30608479
EVEN
TO
KIDS
Kids know sex sells so they emulate the people it sells to.

Ok probably not but it is interesting to think about

This is dirty