So there you are, kissing your waifu's ass, and then she

>>30600631
Bite into her ponut to get her back.

>>30600631
PUNCH HER BUNS

this is serious.

>>30601276
smell it

>>30600631
Why are you posting Discord

We all know that he will never be in a sexual relationship

>>30600631
Blow it back into her.

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>>30600631

If I would be kissing my waifu's ass a fart is least of my concerns. Eating her out also puts the fart into perspective to all the bodily fluids my tongue would lap up, despite all potential dangers of attracting an zoonosis, just to pleasure her. All things considered, a fart is nothing and at most I'd laugh.

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I would vomit into her ass, giving need lubrication i need to pound her with my 2 inch cock.

she would make this face while i vomit

I'd wonder how my life became so shitty.

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>>30606313

Expand your mind, Anon. Try lying to yourself that this situation, in where an alien is farting on your face, is existentially beautiful and the fact you're most likely is about to eat her out for some time, soaking your tongue and mouth and fingers and dick in her juices, straining yourself to give her pleasure and take pleasure, is beautiful in a strange way.

Is this doing it for you? Are you feeling better, yet?

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>>30600631
https://efukt.com/22077_Awkward_Momentz_in_Porn_2k17.html

The relevant scene starts at 23 seconds.

>>30606410
I don't want to fuck a horse.

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>>30606722
they want to fuck you though

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>>30606722

>browse /MLP/

Suuure.