Oh great, it's HER again. How would you get annoying party

Kiss her.

>>30598724
Tell her to go play in traffic.

>>30598724

Offer to help her with a party on a day that I won't be so busy.

I know she can do it all herself, but I also know she wears herself out planning parties and sometimes need a helping hand.

>>30598724

Deadpan stare. "Wanna fuck?"

If she bolts, its a win; if she stays, its a win. Win-Win.

>>30598738
This

Or just tell her to go play with rainbow dash or something
Or even lie to her, tell her that there's a huge party going on in yakyakistan or whatnot and that she was expected to be there

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>>30598861

Lol. Well, I like to imagine her expression hearing this strange looking creature asking if she'd like to suck 'n' dunk for the evening. In any case, if she stays you'll get to imagine her as an normal energy ponka who doesn't screech like a stung autist as she's silenced by the dick.

>>30598942
>dick can silence Pinkie
You are so wrong that it hurts.

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>>30599009

>>30598724
"Pinkie, please leave. I'm not in the mood."
>"Oh. Promise to call me when you are in the mood?"
"Sure, I promise."
>"Pinkie Promise?"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>"Okie-dokie-lokie!"
>And off she goes.

While I'm thinking of it, here.
Have a story.
https://pastebin.com/Q91JmgmQ

>>30598738
>Haha, nice try Anon, but I'm already in a relationship with Gummy.
>Anyway, wanna come to the party I'm hosting?

>>30599479

> A no then . . . sad.
>Gently close the door.

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>>30598724
Honesty is the best policy, I'd just tell her to fuck off.

>>30599502
>He thinks that a simple door could hold back the pink

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>>30599606

No, but I hope the gesture is enough for her to fuck off.

>>30599502
>>30599606

>Close the door.
>Turn around.
>She's sitting innocently right behind you.
>She smiles at your confused reaction.
>Turn back.
>Open door.
>No Ponk.
>Grab the one from your front hall and chuck her out.
>Close the door.
>Stomp into house.
>She's in your kitchen, making you a snack.
>"I can do this a-a-a-a-a-a-all day, you know."

>>30599633

>Damn ponka.
>Asks her gently to respect my wish to be alone for the day.
>And I add that this goes for the night too; don't wish to be invaded by ponka at night. At least not if she isn't ending to do kinks.

>>30599633
She has Tex Avery powers.

>>30598724
>listen to her rambling for a bit
>then grab her
>hug
>keep watching tv while hugging and nuzzling her

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>>30600188
>The pony embodiment of screwy squirrel's insane slapstick and droopy's reality breaking ability to never die/be omnipresent
NO STOP

>>30600216

>You're walking along, whistling "Kingdom Coming".
>https://youtu.be/Zc_0xmrvw_U (for those not familiar with the song)
>Poing-poing-poing-poing-POING!
>"Hey there, tall, dark, and handsome! Wanna come to my party?"
"Naw thanks Pinkie Pie. I'm jus' not in the mood for a party today."
>Start whistling again.
>She doesn't take the hint.
>"Aw c'mon, Nonny, it just won't be the same without you!"
>You have been to some of her parties before.
>They are exhausting.
>You're already tired though, and plan to turn in early when you get home.
"Variety is the spice of life, Pinkie."
>"Really? I always thought it was cinnamon."
>She bounces up to you again.
>"Please come to my party?"
"Nope."
>You start walking faster.
>"Pretty please?"
"Nope."
>Increase speed to a light jog.
>"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"I'm just not in a partying mood today!"
>You're practically running now, but she's keeping pace with you and not even breathing hard.
>"There's gonna be games and prizes!"
"I said no and I meant no!"
>Break into a run.
>Skid to a stop at the intersection.
>Look behind you - no Pinkie.
>Look left - no Pinkie.
>Look right - no Pinkie.
>Satisfied, you start to cross the intersection.
>"There's gonna be chocolate milk! Your favorite!"
"GAH!!"
>Pick her up.
>Take an envelope out of your pocket.
>Stuff her into it, because cartoon elasticity.
>Lick flap and seal her in.
>Write "TO: Appaloosa" on envelope.
>Attach stamp.
>Stuff envelope into mailbox.
>Run home.
>Mailmare has jut arrived.
>"Anon, you got a letter!"
>Envelope is marked "TO:Anon, FROM: Braeburn"
"Who is Braeburn?"
>Open envelope.
>Pinkie Pie pops out.
>"This is your singing telegram,
I hope it finds you well!
You're invited to a party,
'cause I think you're really swell!"
"GAAHH!!!"
>Reach onto porch and grab trashcan.
>Remove lid, install pink pony, and replace lid.
>Drop kick trash can as far as you can.
"NOT INTERESTED!!!"
>Turn to unlock your front door.
>Kissed on the lips by Pinkie Pie.

>>30598727
fpbp

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>>30598727
Damn anon, you just want her to not annoy you for a day not that she never talks to you again

>Annoying party horse
What if I'm annoying, party like her, and old?

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>>30600464

>>30600464

>"We're gonna play Spin the Bottle!"
"Not with me you're not!"
>Tie her up with a rope from your pocket.
>Run a short way down the road to Sweet Apple Acres.
>Tie her to Big Mac.
>"Hey Anon, what's up?" he asks.
>Finish last knot and swat him on the butt.
>Startled, he takes off at a gallop, quickly running out of sight.
>Start walking home.
>Accosted by a very cross-looking Big Mac.
>His face is covered with kiss-marks.
>Pinkie Pie, putting the cap on her tube of lipstick, looks at you and shrugs.
>Big Mac pushes you onto all fours and ties Pinkie Pie to you.
>He swats your butt.
>You run away and return a short interval later, your face now covered in kiss-marks in much the same manner.
>You glare accusingly at Big Mac.
"Copycat."
>"If you want to play Seven Minutes In Heaven, all you have to do is come to my party, Nonny!"
>She winks broadly at you and blows you a kiss.
>Produce a shovel from your back pocket and dig a hole.
>Throw Pinkie in it.
>Rapidly refill hole.
>Plant a stone marked "R.I.P."
>Run home so fast you leave a dust trail.
>Slam the door shut behind you and throw seven deadbolts.
>Hear a gentle splash from your bathroom.
>"Down where the trade winds play...
>"Down where they lose the day...
>"We found a new world...
>"Where Paradise starts...
>"We traded hearts...
>"The night that I sailed away!"
>If you haven't figured out by now that Pinkie Pie is in your bathtub singing as she merrily washes off the dirt you buried her in, there is no hope for you.
>Run THROUGH front door without bothering to open it first.
>Run all the way to the Crystal Empire.
>Arrive on the snow-covered plains, panting.
"Yeah, I know. She's gonna be right there."
>You point, but there is no Pinkie there.
>Just a sign saying, "Nope. Too cold."
>Then the pay phone rings.
>Pick it up out of habit.
"Hello?"
>Pinkie's head pops through the receiver.
>"Come to my party Nonny!!!"
"GAAAH!!!!"
>Hang up phone and run to Canterlot.
>Only one option left now.

>>30598724
show her my weeeenus peenus :DDD

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>>30598724
Just tell her that you're not friends, you will never be friends and that her parties are lame.

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>>30600646

>>30600578

>This is the last option of a desperate man.
>You run into the castle.
>You run into the throne room.
>Oh good, she's here.
>"Oh my, Anonymous!" Princess Celestia says as soon as she sees you.
>"This is unexpected. To what do we owe the pleasure of-"
>You run right up to her and kick her in the butt.
>Princess Celestia is shocked, and then she glares at you.
>Banished to the Moon.
>You are relatively certain that even Pinkie Pie can't follow you here.
>You are wrong, of course.
>A rocket suddenly lands nearby.
>Pinkie Pie jumps out and plants a flag.
>"That's one small step for pony, one giant leap for pony kind!"
"...HOW..."
>"You seem stressed out! You should come to my party and relax!"
>Seize Pinkie Pie.
>Throw her into lunar orbit.
>"Wheeee! I'm a satellite! Oh wait, I'm a satellite of a satellite! Tee-hee-hee!"
>Jump in her rocket and fire the engine.
>Wait a minute!
>You have no idea how to fly a rocket!
>Land so hard that the rocket burrows all the way to Tartarus.
>Groggily stumble out of hatch and take stock of your surroundings.
>Tirek taps you on the shoulder.
>"Is THIS yours?"
>He hands you Pinkie Pie.
>"C'mon Nonny! My party is a whole lot more fun than this boring place!"
>Cerebus tries to stop you from escaping at the entrance, but he didn't have a prayer.
>You bowl the giant three-headed dog over like ten pins as you run onto the plains of Equestria.
>Wait, Twilight is her friend!
>And she's a Princess!
>Maybe she can put a stop to this nonsense.
>Run to her castle.
>Slam front door behind you.
>Pile up all the available furniture in front of it.
>Run to the map room.
>Slam that door behind you and lean against it, panting from your exertions.
>"SURPRISE!!!" a chorus of equine voices shouts.
>Then they all start singing "Happy Birthday" to you.
>Your jaw drops to the floor.
>Your eyes bug out like a tromped-on toad's.
>And you fall apart.
>Literally.
>Twilight Sparkle approaches, carrying a birthday cake with her telekinesis.

>>30600697

>"Sorry if we startled you Anonymous, but, well, I couldn't figure out how to translate your calendar into the Equestrian calendar."
>"So we didn't know when your birthday was," Applejack explains.
>"But it's been a whole YEAR since I first found you in the Everfree Forest!" Rainbow Dash continues.
>"So we decided that today should be celebrated like your birthday!" Rarity adds.
>"After all," Pinkie Pie continues, "Birthdays are FUN! And it's so sad that we couldn't figure out your real birthday! EVERYPONY should have a BIRTHDAY!"
>"Blow out the candles and make a wish Anonymous!" Fluttershy encourages you.
>You gradually reassemble yourself, shedding manly tears of joy.
"Oh Pinkie Pie, you're the PINKIE-EST!!!"
>"I know, right?!!"
>She jumps up and gives you a big hug and a kiss.
>You blow out the candles.
>Your pony friends cheer.
>There is cake and ice cream.
>There are games and prizes.
>And you somehow manage to have a good time.

THE END.

>>30599479
He can watch.

>>30599127
Sure, but the moment you wake up in the morning with an unusual amount of cheer and excitement, she'll make sure you keep that promise.
Or is this just a temporary solution?

>>30600794
Sometimes a temporary solution is all you need. There's no way Pinkie Pie is going to let you make it to the end of time without attending her party.

>>30600739
Thanks Anon, love these kinds of stories

>>30600464
>surprise kisses
>forceful surprise kisses
>A mare pinning you down or against a wall and kissing you
>'''''''''''against my will'''''''''
that must be the most pathetic fetish I have

>>30600979

Me too! Here's another one for ya!

https://pastebin.com/6dGajCSc

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>>30600996
I'd say this board could do with more pushy mares.

>>30598724
If all else fails, get the paddle. Tell her that, since nothing else is working, I'm going to spank her ass if she doesn't leave.

That should do it.

>>30600578
>"Copycat."

Shit, that takes me back.

>>30598738
If she never talks to you again and tells everybody what you said, is it a win still?

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>>30601461
Pushy Ponk...

This is the best fucking >green I've ever read on this board.

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Shenanigans...

>>30598727
>kiss pinkie pie in order to get her to leave you alone.
>This only raises a lot of questions from her

Nice going, anon

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Ponk in the rain.

>>30600188
>>30600216
It's already canon that she has these powers - remember her trying to apologize to Cranky Doodle in "A Friend Indeed"?

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>>30598724
Resistance is futile.

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>"So Anon, we can do this the easy way, or..."

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>"Fine, I'll let you skip today's party, on ONE condition..."
"Dammit Pinkie, this is coercion!"

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>"Don't be silly!"
>"Of course I can take 'no' for an answer!"
>...
>"But why would I?"

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>"Hey Nonny-Nonny, wanna duck?"

"I can't kiss you!"
>"Why?! You kissed Rarity the other day!"
"But rarara's a slut! You're way too cute for kissing!"
>The only thing this does is get her EVEN MORE in the mood
>"Kiss me!"
"No!"
>"Kiss me! KissmeKissmeKissmeKissmeKissme!"
>She proceeds by following you around all day long, pestering you whenever she's not waving hello to somepony or eating some sweets/baking goods she takes from her mane
>"Come on! One little, teensy weensy shmeensy little kiss, and I'm gone!"
"UGH! Okay! Just one, and on the cheek!"
>Victory smirk
>She turns her cheek to you, patiently waiting for your lips to make contact--
>Before her front hooves shoot forward, taking hold of your face
>"I'll show you too cute!"
>You don't have the time to react, her lips are on yours in the blink of an eye
>Followed by her tongue probing at your lips
>But you don't let her in, nuh-huh, no way
>Until she finds your 'open' button, her prehensile tail snaking its way between her legs and shooting for your crotch
>You gasp in surprise, which is more than enough for her tongue to part your lips open
>It's sweet
>Sickeningly so
>She smells sweet, tastes sweet
>Her saliva alone is going to give you diabetes
>And she moans as she forces more and more of her tongue inside of your mouth
>You try to push her off but can't do anything but squirm and writhes under her touch
>And more and more of her tongue comes
>More, and more
>Enough to feel its tip go past the base of yours and enter your throat
>All the while her tail keeps bathing your pride in its velvety embrace
>And then, it all stops, she lets go of you, her tail's touch disappears and her tongue retracts in her mouth
>"Whew! That was fun! Cya nonny!"
>And she bolts out, leaving you panting, throbbing, in need
>Her smell still lingering in your nose and taste in your mouth
"Maybe she's lewd and cute..."

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>"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my dreams all day."

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>"Wouldn't that be more fun with a partner?"

>>30604886
Nice, this thread could use more green.

>>30600739
based

>>30600979
>>30601942
>>30605135
Glad you liked it, it was fun to write!

>>30598727
This

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>"Ain't no party like a Pinkie Pie party, Anon!"

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>"If you won't come to my party then I'm bringing my party to you!"
>Party cannon.
>Music starts playing.

>>30598727
That would probably get her to annoy you more.

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>>30604886
I had an ex like this, this green hurts me. I miss her so. Thank you anon for posting this.

>>30598724

>Pinkie Pie arrives.
>I had a horrible shift at the guard shack and I'm in that terrible state where I simultaneously want everyone in my way to die but also am starved of interaction with other sentient creatures
>Pinkie Pie asks me if I want to help her with a party.
>Oh Celestia I'm about to lose my spaghetti my special talent isn't for talking to mares.
>I agree and hate it the whole time, but I love the smile on Pinkie's face at the end when she gives me a kiss.
>Thanks Anon, have a good nap!
>She left me a bottle of Granny Jack: Sweet Apple Fire
>Everything went better than expected.

>>30607526
No problem Anon
I miss her too

>>30604785
Is it me or does her outline look a little saturated?

>"...Oatmeal? Are you crazy?! Then she said..."
>Pinkie has been running her mouth off for the last 20 minutes
>You can't get her to shut up and you doubt she's even aware of her surroundings at the moment
>"...pickle barrel kumquat! Eventually..."
>You lie the Pink dog down on your bed
>Unzip and grab your dick in hand, amazed at how you've managed to keep an erection thus far
>"...took off my Fluttershy outfit and..."
>Insert your penis into the bubblegum puffball
>"...chimicherrychanga down the railroad tracks..."
>Have sex with her until satisfied
>"...and that's how Equestria was made!"
"Interesting story, Ponk."
>"I know, right?! I'll catch you later, Nonny!"
>She trots out your door with semen leaking down her hind legs
>Amazing how you can 'get off' scot-free like that

>"Silly Anon, I cakekkaku-doori. And that's my favorite kind of cake! And mmhmm~, the best frosting too!"

>>30598724
Ask to play hide and seek
Don't seek

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>>30607327
>Implying kissing pink horse every time she comes to annoy you wouldn't be fantastic
>Not convincing her to cuddle you while kissing under the sheet then putting your head on her chest, softly crying into it, finally making her realise how bad you are feeling
>Not having her say: "It's okay Anon, it's okay. Big sister Pinkie is here and she will not let anyone hurt you again", while softly stroking your hair and humming a lullaby before drifting to sleep in the warm embrace of your loving big sister
I miss my big sister, now all I have is my awful mother

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>>30610534
>be at friends birthday big long ago
>playing hide and seek while waiting for pizzas
>his mom calls us in when it arrives
>about 15 minutes in we realize there's still one kid out there
>lol who cares.webbum
>little over half hour later there's a knock at the door
>"W-WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS COME FIND ME? *SOB*"

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>>30598724
>RAPE

>>30604162
She can't talk while you're smooching her anon

>>30598724
Fuck her stupid until she passes out.

She still wants you to come to her party.
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"Pinkie, stop."
>Pinkie laughed as she jumped around, bubbly.
>"Come on, anon! Lighten up!"
>She bounced around.
>Ponies around started glancing at you.
>You displayed an embarrassed grin.
>The grin hiding your anger.
>She jumped up infront of you.
>"Come on, ANON-"
>SLAP!
>Tears fill her eyes as she looks at you, surprised.

>>30617009
>And then all the other ponies turn on you.
>"Nopony hits Pinkie Pie."
>Banished to the Everfree Forest.
>Welp, at least you weren't forced to go to a party.

How can one pony get into so much trouble?
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>>30617009
>>30617913
hahah, where's that green where anon socks the fuck out of her because he thought she was going to make a deez nuts joke

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>>30610523
>cakekkaku-doori

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"I can't do it pinkie"
>"why ?"
"You killed me in your last party and now i'm a ghost"