I'm going to do this, I'm finally going to do this. I'm going to take the easy way out, I want to escape my pain and suffering. I'm going to a better place where I can be with a love of my life, my dream girl. Rainbow Dash I love you, you're my true love, you're my everthing, you're my escape. You're so beautiful and so sexy. It's sad that I can't be with you and have sex with you. I always love Rainbow Dash and she will always be my waifu. I often crying that she isn't real and I can't have her and fuck her whenever I want.
I want to kill myself, I'm going to commit suicide. I hate the world and I hate the society. I hate how shitty, and cruel the world really is. I hate how where women are spoiled self entitled bitches, whores and liars.
I don't care if you say bullshit like
>Rainbow Dash is lesbian
>RD is a dyke she loves girlz and not boys
>Rainbow Dash is pure she will never want to have sex with anyone
You have no evidence or proof in that, it's just a myth and lies. Rainbow Dash is straight, she is really heterosexual, she loves guys and she will probably go with me. No matter what you people say. She will always be mine and she will always want to fuck me and we will always have pure love with each other.
This is my last thread and I'm going to do this.
I will always love you Rainbow Dash.
Goodbye /mlp/
She wouldn't want you to do that, y'know
How about this then?
Rainbow Dash while being lazy about some things really does love her life. Do you think she would be interested in someone who looks to take easy ways out of things instead of working hard to achieve? She would be upset and angry if she loved you and you did something like this. Giving up and not trying is completely against her morals and ideals. Think about it before you do it Anon. Would she really be interested in someone so weak-willed?
>>30595966
You were once dust and unto dust you shall return
>>30595998
What this anon said. Rainbow would be the first to keep a friend from killing themselves. That's a truly loyal friend. You have to be loyal to her anon. You have to make her a promise that you'll keep going on for her.
I mean fuck we're all going to see our waifus in the afterlife anyway, so what's wrong with the wait?
The problem OP is you haven't said the all important WHY you want to kill yourself. Being without your cartoon pony waifu isn't the answer, I know that for sure.But if that is the true reason, be sure to write that in your irl noteBut in all seriousness, what's got you so upset OP?
If your waifu was cheering you on from Equestria, do you think she would want to watch you kill yourself? You ain't getting a waifu that way.
>>30595966BACK TO THE EARTH WITH YOU!
>>30595966
goodbye NRDT
>>30595966
don't, please
>>30595966
It's a cartoon character you fucking dork. She can have any personality you want because she is a fictional character. Also you won't go to Equestria when you die, you are dead retard.
>>30595966
R.I.P Anon
can u tell her to pee in my butt
>>30595998
>>30596051
This. Any of them honestly would be scarred for life learning that someone killed themselves because of them. If you really love her you wouldn't do something like that to her.
>>30595966
>. I'm going to a better place where I can be with a love of my life, my dream girl.
Nah senpai.
Says plain as day right there in holy texts, you going to hell for suicide.
>>30595966
Live stream it, fag.
If dubs you shut the fuck up and don't do nothing of the sort, you'll accept that you're a faggot and need to live with it
>>30598319
Welp, I tried, cya OP
>>30595966
If it works, send us a sign
>>30595966
This is what pornography does to people. It makes you depressed and can even drive you to commit suicide.
>>30598333
Have you considered that maybe they watch porn because they're depressed and not the opposite?
>>30595966
>Dashfags
not even once.
>>30598337
It makes sense that someone would become depressed from habitually looking at things that he can't have.
>>30598361
So you mean, 90% of the world population since the television was invented
Thank you for your input
>>30595966
As is the standard for suicides: please live stream.
>>30598366
This
>>30595966
you either endure the pain that is living, or die a coward, and find that nothing that you expected after death is true.
And even so, if you somehow magically ended up in equestria; why would rainbow even care about you?
life is sad, and full of shit. But you can choose if keep on living and try your best to achieve something, or just give up.
you choose.
>>30598366
Statistics are so JUDGMENTAL
>>30598373
>Correlation isn't causation! Porn is healthy and good and fuck any scientists who say otherwise!
>>30598434
>Claim porn is bad
>Post an article saying porn MAY be bad
Great sources you have there
>>30598424
All this is telling me is that 2D is statistically superior to 3D.
>>30595966
>being this much of a pathetic weakling
Go ahead, do it. People are constantly struggling to stay alive in combat zones and dying of famine, starvation, and disease.
You want to die because the internet says mean things about a cartoon animal.
Kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>30598424
>>30598434
We've already had this 'argument' not a month ago Anon
And I remember responding and giving you counter arguments, using real sources, and you not coming up with anything to prove that you're right so...
keep going, I'm sure you'll end up 'redpilling' some underage at some point
>>30595966
I mean, if life has nothing for you here, perhaps life there will be better.
>>30595966
Not before you share your porn of her you're not.