>Now this is a story all about how >My life got flipped-turned

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>Now this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I became the prince and was chased by a mare
>In the west wing of the castle born and raised
>In the courtyard was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And all strutting through the Gala acting like a fool
>When a cute little mare who was up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighborhood
>I made one little joke and the mare got pissed
>She practically begged me to suck on her tits

>She begged and pleaded with me all the night
>But I wasn't interested and she probably wasn't tight
>She thought she could hit me up just cuz she had a ticket
>I put my game face on and said, "I might as well kick it."

>First class, yo, this is bad
>Just look at this gay ass street vendor's hat
>Is this what the people of Ponyville living like?
>Hmm, time to fuck up the night

>But wait I hear she's an Element, generous, all that
>Is this the type of girl that they just send this cool cat?
>I don't think so
>I'll see if she laughs
>I hope she was prepared for the jerk prince jackass

>Well, the gala ended and when I came out
>There was a dude who looked like he got shot standing there in the mirror
>I wasn't trying to start no food fight
>I just got here
>I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

>I walked to my chambers and when I got near
>I cleaned myself so i smelled fresh and I was laughing like a steer
>If anything I could say that that prank was rare
>But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
>"Fuck that mare's purple hair"

>I slept in the house till about 7 or 8
>Then I yelled to the servants, "Yo home smell ya later."
>I looked at my kingdom
>I was still all there
>To sit on my throne as the Prince of Good Hair