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I want to play with an actual horse
So I'm out at this ranch right now with family and they have a lot of horses in an open field that's easily accessible from a long stretch of road. I was able to pet one of the horses on my afternoon Jog and I got a little bit aroused. I was able to brush my hand up against its flaccid member when no one was around and now I want to actually fuck a horse.
My plan would be to sneak out at night when everyone is asleep, hop the fence, give him a vegetable from the fridge and then proceed to play with him.
Does anyone have any tips on how to properly care for and handle horses?
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>>30595605
>rape
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>>30595605
You are going to get killed. The only way to safely fuck a horse is to share a lot of time with it so he/she trusts in you and doesn't kick your shit.
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>>30595605
Good luck and Godspeed, Mr Hands
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>>30595605
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Yeah, bro, sounds like a fool-proof plan, give Mr. Ed a nice tasty carrot and he'll let you go to town on his ass.
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>>30595605
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in the off chance youre not a filthy liar, you need to let a horse get to know you for quite a while before its safe. even then you never, ever climb under a horse. theyre large and clumsy and could easily hurt you by accident.
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>>30595610
And if the horse doesn't kill you the owners might.
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>>30595605
Don't fuck the horse
you fucking mongoloid
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>>30595613
>Mr. Hands.
Isn't he the guy from Maine who got killed by lobsters?
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>>30595676
no, hes a pokemon
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>>30595676
Look him up. He has a memorable video out there on the internets.
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>>30595605
I heard once, never touch a horse from behind, it will kick you, some die that way...
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>>30595701
you can touch them from behind, just dont approach them from behind. most horses love havent their asses scratched. even nonsexually.
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>>30595714
Well who doesn't like that, honestly?
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>>30595701
Bullshit, horses love it when you jump on them from behind and get two good handfulls of that ass.
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>>30595723
thats an excellent point
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>>30595605
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Don't go around raping others' horses, you piece of shit. People like you are why zoophiles have such a terrible reputation.
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>>30595956
>handjob
>raping
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>>30595605
anon... as someone with 4 horses on the property, i am just going to say that it will stomp you into putty if you touch it's dick.
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>>30596791
if you knew from experience then youd be putty.
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>>30596791
What if he wears his penis inspection day uniform?
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>>30596840
good point
go for it anon post results.
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