Because I don't want to be another disappointment.

>>30592240
Pony hats must be nice and warm.

>>30592240
Because I'm unattractive and aren't confident, funny or sociable enough to make up for it.

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>>30592240
Because I have a waifu.

>>30592240
Because I don't need anyone else in my life.

>>30592240
Because she's not real.

>>30592240
>See brown character with a bow
>Think it's Raggie
I'm a simple man but also a disappointed man

Because I'll never find the one I could call my queen, and even if I do, I'll fuck it up again
Every years, every days, every minutes, I keep thinking 'It'll get better, I'll get out of this phase and find a cute girl' and it doesn't, I'm still stuck here imagining how good it'd feel to fill a horsepussy full of my fertile cum and cuddle with the perfect 'wife' I just invented
Also, women are not to be trusted, sadly, especially around here
I need to go to a third world country to find a cute savage that actually knows and understands what's important and that could take care and love my kids, the way it should be

>>30592240
Tried it twelve times
Failed twelve times
Gave up

>>30592240
Because I'm fat

>>30593977
But that's a choice anon. Why do you choose not to get /fit/?

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>>30592240
I have taken up a vow of celibacy, and have pledged my life to Jesus Christ our lord. The uncouth wenches of 'modern society' do not understand true commitment and loyalty to ones faith and God like I do. No, my only pleasure is the taking of Saracen life, and even that shames me to a small extent.

Ave Maria, Deus Vult.

>>30592240
Because I'm an unattractive creep who likes nerdy things like EVE and mlp and studies engineering. And my mental health status is "not normal."
On top of some other things.

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>>30592240
Tried, failed, never tried again.

Been alot happier since.

>>30592240
Diagnosed asperger... yep I'm autist. I don't feel an emotional attachment for anyone even after years of acquaintance.

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>>30594063
Same.

Gave up in my twenties. Am a wizard for almost two years. If I find someone, good. If I don't, no pressure.

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>>30594087
>mfw I'll become wizzard next year

How many spells have you learned so far?

>>30594087
Wizard here has good taste in pones, those two are the best.

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>>30594087
>>30594063
I wonder how many people on 4chan are people like me who tried the whole relationship thing and decided that they'd rather just be alone I hate humans, hate my own human flaws and would rather distance myself from my species as much as possible

>>30594051
Damn, o7

>>30594116
Don't panic, it doesn't actually matter and the people who act like it matters are revealed to be shallow insecure ass-hats that only become more obvious as everyone ages.

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>>30592240
Most likely my habit of not following up/nurturing my relationships with others.
I gotta stop doing that shit.

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>>30592240
Because I'm afraid to dissapoint people.
If I can convince someone to go out with me, then they probably have some sort of expectations.
I'm afraid I won't live up to those expectations, and whoever was dumb enough to go out with me in the first place would come out of it feeling dissapointed and like they'd wasted their time.
And I don't want to make people feel like they've wasted their time.

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Because most women in my area (or in general) want biological children. I don't want a biological child, because I have a neuromuscular disorder that I don't want to pass on. Therefore, I have no long term value to a woman.
Also,
>3dpd

Because I have a waifu and I'm autistic enough to stay loyal to her. And I find the human vagina disgusting. And even if I didn't, I'm a christian; fornication is a sin. And even if I wasn't religious, most western women are not trustworthy.

If I ever decide to marry somebody, she'll be a mare, not even kidding.

Polite sage.

>>30594020
Good anon.

>>30592240
I was an asshole most of my life.
I figure I just don't deserve one.

>>30592240
Because I ain't got no left leg, tiny horse, and like >>30594020, I await the chance to retake the holy lands.

Non nobis domine!

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Because I'm a shy autist who lifts.
Normie women don't like shy guys unless they're Chad-tier. But I look at 3dpd women and see how shallow they are, they're all a bunch of thots.
Pic related is my waifu

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>>30594741
NOT REAL

btw, I was wondering about something, did you ever see anyone make a real life plush of raggie?

>>30592240
Because I'm married to a real human woman.

>>30592240
First of all I'm too ugly and poor to attract someone so it has never bee. Something I had to think about much
Even if I magically did I have 0 experience in dating someone so it would be for nothing
It would take someone with no standards to want me

>>30592240
Because no poni

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>>30594954
A really cool plushie maker sent me this one.

>>30592275
/thread

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Brain problems i dont want to risk passing on along with a lack of trust towards other people in general.
Getting your shit kicked in everytime you let your guard down tends to fuck you over, especially when seemingly nice people use themselves as bait "because it's funny."
In hindsight it probably was, but having to fight back panic attacks from an unexpected hug is a real pain in the ass.
The joke of it all is that being a dad and loving husband is something i want more more than almost anything.

>>30592252
>tfw no pony hat to keep your head and heart warm.

>>30594020
>>30594918
>>30594923
>The pope calls for a crusade.
>Filthy infidels await the tanks of war to charge the hill.
>It is quite.
>All of the sudden a horde of Anons flow over the hill riding atop a pastel colored horse.
>While the enemy is confused they swoop in and slice their heads off.

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>>30594966
Better you than me, normo

>>30592240
Because I'm tired of giving my heart to someone only to have it destroyed. It may sound corny, but I'm not interested in just sex. I've tried for a real relationship for a long time, and I gave up trying. To many conniving, backstabbing bitches in the world.

>>30592240
I can't expect somebody to love me if I don't ev an love myself. What person would settle for a person of such low quality with all this mental baggage when I'm already too far and ugly to even attract a person into a purely physical relationship.

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>>30592240
Because I'm a misogynistic sociopath, and I kinda fell for the mgtow meme.
And I also took to buying sex and I don't think that I can ever cease and try for real relationships ever again,unless my waifu suddenly became real.

I'm a real piece of shit, most of my friends and family would outright despise me if they knew how I really was.

I'm schizophrenic so it wouldn't work out.

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>>30594063
>>30594087
>>30594142
Don't mind me, just waiting for robotics and cybernetics to reach a point which opens the transhumanist route.

>>30594916
My apologies, Anon. Your situation is pretty shit. Maybe someday, sooner rather than later, you could apply for CRISPR gene editing of some kind?

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>>30594020
Deus vult. We shall take Jerusalem together brother.

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>>30595682
There is no reason that magic and robotics could not co-exist.
The greatest expression of spirit, combined with the greatest form of matter, surely such a being would be a form of perfection.

>>30592240
Never had a girlfriend had my chances didn't take them I'm 18 right now plan to stay single for the rest of my life I'm too shy and don't have that much confidence I have more happiness thinking I'll be with my waifu when I die.

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I cannot love another before I learn to love myself, and that will take some time.

I thought she loved me. She told me she did. Turns out she didn't. I'm still not over her.