You made it. Through death, magic or plot device you've

>>30557698
>waifu is literally the princess of friendship
I think I probably have a chance at befriending her.

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>>30557717
Not if I have anything to say about it.

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>>30557698
>happier
Because it's a land of colorful ponies, magic and my waifu. What's not to love?

>>30557717
>>30558358
She's mine, faggots

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>>30557717
Has no picture of his waifu, zero dedication

>>30558375
Posted images of her showering online, how thoughtless

>>30558358
Shows Twilight in a natural public state, and even of her being protective of her anon, me.

>pic related, my purple bitch beating you faggots up

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Fuck off fags she's MY waifu

>this thread
Why do we need to shit fling when it comes to waifus?
You anons all have good taste in waifu

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>>30557717
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>>30558409
Good, you just keep arguing about twiggles, I'm gonna go cuck discoord.

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>>30558461
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Back to the shed with you

>>30557698
Even if love didn't just fall into my lap within a week of me being there, Equestria is just a better place to live a life.

Earth is a grimdark shithole in comparison, even if you live in one of the "better" parts of the world.

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>>30558469
Stay mad, twicuck. Discord is a typical beta cuck, I'll have her in no time, while you're still arguing about Twilight with the other autists.

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>>30558497
How does it feel watching your beloved Flutters having tea parties with Discord?
Going over to his house, seeing how much they care for each other; Hell, Fluttershy knows him pretty well too.

Too bad she'll never bother to know you that well, not when she has that glorious draconequis dick.
Did you see how much she hated normalcy?
You can't compete with his level of chaos and fun, what makes you think she'll EVER be genuinely interested in you?

And don't even bring up Cuck Sentry

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>>30557717
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>>30558409
>twiscum immediately co-opt the thread

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>>30558527
>How does it feel watching your beloved Flutters having tea parties with Discord?
All he's able to be is either a self-absorbed asshole, or a total beta and both benefit me. Fluttershy is just helping the poor soul to not be a total outcast.
>Did you see how much she hated normalcy?
Ahh, I guess I should expect this from an autist: she was just being nice and did it to prevent discord from committing suicide by using his beta powers.
Discord is a child. And while children can be fun, they don't make good partners.
>And don't even bring up Cuck Sentry
There's no need to. You'll have enough autists to fight with as it is.

>>30557698
Chances are I won't be living like I have cancer the moment I get there.

I'll definitely be happier, and possibly even healthier (read: no longer fucking puking blood and hobbling around on a cane) - and I don't find it difficult to befriend people and I'm far too depressed to give a damn about love, which answers two questions in one go.

My worries would be what I could occupy myself with.

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>>30558591
>"n-no! She's just being nice!"
>"haha, s-she's only humoring him can't you see?"

I'm not trying to be mean here anon, just trying to be real with you.
This mare is clearly very affectionate towards Discord, and he's been acting a lot more mature lately.

I'm afraid you're the autist if you fail to notice these obvious social cues.
We've seen Fluttershy act with kids, and that's not how she treats Discord.

>>30558591
>Fluttershy is just helping the poor soul to not be a total outcast
In the beginning yeah, but spend enough time with someone and you know that anything can happen.

Just give it up anon, it'll be easier that way.
Just how much pure love and pleasure she feels when wrapped up in his warm, caring embrace.
Now just move along and let the big boys talk, it's nighttime for the cuckshed; lights off and no electronics.

>>30557698
But I don't want any waifu, I just want big mcintosh's cock deep inside of me

>>30558646
Too bad the writers already gave him Sugar Belle