>be alone, no wife, no kids >collect TONS of pony merch

You shouldn't have bought it in the first place. What the fuck did you think you needed that garbage for?

Anon, you should try to raffle it or sell it super cheap on ebay, at least somepony else shall be happy with all the stuff you don't want anymore.

>>30546466
Give the toys to a charity

>>30546466
>All we are is what we leave behind. All I'm leaving behind is garbage.
It's never too late. You also leave behind the way you affect others' lives, like a ripple in a pond.

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>>30546531
This

Then this >>30546565

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>>30546466
nice blog you dickless wonder

people warned you

>>30546466
This is why I avoid buying any merch at all. Don't want to be a total faggot.

>>30546466
Makes me glad that the only merch I have is a sticker book and a Twilight Sparkle figure that I found on the street.

Just donate them. Put them all in a toy donation bin around Christmas.

>>30546466
>>30547542
Do this you fag, there are plenty of kids that would adore to have a Christmas and who knows you could earn some actual good boy points

>>30546466
Dude I will take them off your hands. My daughter loves the ponies, and I will admit she got me into the pony show a Afew years back. It's a nice bonding experience, and because of it she has gotten into writing

>>30546466
>All we are is what we leave behind
dunno what retard told you that, but all of life literally has no deep meaning or purpose. you exist to exist, and you breed so your species can continue existing but they have no greater plan. really the only thing you get out of life is the experience of existing.
so set up your pony merch and stop worrying about it ya faget.

>>30546466
send me a little bit of your garbage

also
>tfw when you won't even leave garbage behind

>>30546466
Cum on your collection, take a pic with timestamp plz.

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>>30546466
I hightly doubt the reason for your sadness are some plastic figurines. What's wrong, Anon. Do you want to talk about it?

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>>30548614
Do you watch pony porn?
I just wanna know

Sell it for a lump sum on Craigslist or say you'll bargain for it. Then leave and get out of the house. Go somewhere.

>>30549004
He's sad because he's forever alone and has nothing to live for.

>>30548614
Does she write porn?

>>30546466
>>30548860
>all of life literally has no deep meaning or purpose
Life is but moments, and our purpose is to give meaning to them according to our nature. The universe is not uncaring because we are part of it.

>>30548860
Found the edgy redditfag, go back to /r/atheism

>>30546466
What do you have? I'm looking to complete my collection if I can.

>>30551354
Yes

>>30549022
No

>>30546466
Donate it to a Savers or Goodwill, or something like that.

>>30553100
Why? You see mlp like as an innocent thing because of your daugter?

>>30553592
No, I'm not faggot who beats his meat to soft hued trots.
I fuck my wife like any real American.

>>30553760
B-but you could fap to horse pussy too, why not both?

>>30553783
Every time you fling your string to Japanese memes.
You make baby Jesus cry.
Only a not American would do that.
You are a citizen, aren't you?

>>30546466
>go to a con
>sell them
>or just give them out to random people if they are in shitty condition
>???
>profit

>>30553798
I have illegal family there :^)

>>30546466
You got what you deserved for failing to be fruitful and multiply as instructed by the Bible. What kind of a degenerate are you, failing in your duty to perpetuate your species and your family name? You should be ashamed of your failure, Anon.

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>>30546466
Buy a gun, then an hero by cop shootout. Then you'll leave behind a legacy of death.

>>30553096
Neat.

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>>30558790
I'm especially fond of this because he's sporting a lvl 6 neckbeard.

>>30546466
You know, anon, for every single man, there's a single woman. You don't have to be a forever alone; just go to a dating website and find a thirty-something girl as desperate as you are.

>>30546466
For some reason I get really autistic about the stuffed animals I've collected as a child, I am fine with donating them but if I hear they'll get thrown away I won't do it. I want someone to enjoy them as much as I have as a child.