Fuck Y'all and yer OCs with flashy extra appendages. The only reason you don't want to be an Earth Pony is because you don't have any strength of character, or see the value in minimalism.
Earth ponies serve a vital but criminally overlooked role in Equestrian society. Honestly I say the lot of them should go on strike. Do unicorns and pegasi need to eat? I bet they do.
>>30545646
But my hors is an earth pon
>>30545682
Do unicorns and pegasi can produce their own food? I bet they do.
>>30545746
Then you have done your utmost.
>>30545646
>fuck you for not wanting to be an underapreciated peasent
>>30545646
I don't have an OC, but I prefer earth ponies already.
>>30545646
>MUH STRENGTH
What are you, a fucking cavemare? Luckily, there's more to earth ponies, many of them have shown to be "down to earth" in rather figurative sense - by being good at business and generally savvy. Not you though.
>>30545817
Well, for all those people spouting, 'useless mud pony' all the time, anyway.
>>30545888
Strength of character doesn't mean physical strength, Anon. It's about grit and determination, and being down to earth as you noted.
Next time I suggest use of the word troglodyte, just because it is much more fun to say.
>>30545682
Earth ponies going on strike would be like all the illegal immigrants at McDonalds going on strike. They will be replaced by something better. Unicorns and pegasi can farm. We saw a pegasus with cutie mark for farming strawberries and we saw Twilight using basic magic to work the land.
Earth ponies are unneeded.
>>30545646
>Applejack
>Character
Being minimal doesn't mean being non-existant
Simplicity is the highest form of elegance.
Unicorns are awful for headpats, and pegasi molt.
>>30545646
Earth ponies have no magic. No, seriously.
earth ponies have magic in that they have CUTIE MARKS-- an in built magic that helps them get a special edge at something they want to do in life. Nothing less, nothing more.
That's magic that the other 2 races have PLUS their racial magic too.
Earth pones are good for sex and nothing else. Even then, the other races are better for fetish stuff.
>>30547303
A lot of jobs don't require flying or applied magic. Earth ponies might even be more preferable in certain industrial positions.
>>30547272
>>30547352
tell me ONE situation in which a person without hands is preferable to one with complete and perfect dexterity with their hands. (I.E., telekinesis)
>>30547361
>the play with lots of special effects and random shit is an example of real world abilities
>>30547395gg ez
>>30547429
Song sequence, much like how the mane six are dancing through all of equestria on a rainbow despite being in a locked room in all bottled up.
You don't take song sequence shit seriously.
>>30547445
>denial
we need an earth pony villain who does shit like gloriosa did and goes poison ivy on everyone.
>>30547365
Machinists operate using levers and wheels. Hooves are fully capable of using those things.