I want this pony to be my wife, she's cute and pretty and

>>30544595
She's immortal. She'll spend an eternity without you, even if you married her

>>30544608
She wasn't born an Alicorn so no.

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>taken

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>>30544595
And let's be fucking honest, M9, she likes nerds that don't look like you and aren't total losers

>>30544613
Neither were Celestia and Luna, as confirmed by the dialogue shortly after the birth of Flurry Heart. Yet they are immortal. Therefore. Cadence will be immortal, and so will Twiggles.

>comics
>canon

>>30544673
>show after first season
>canon

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>>30544637
>Alicorns
>immortal

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>>30544673
>Shiny has mint in bag comics in the show, the kind of thing only a turbo nerd would care about
>not canon

>>30544693
>you have to be a nerd to have a hobby stereotype
So I can assume that by you browsing mlp you're gay by default?

>>30544692
If not immortal, they at least seem to be far more youthful than other ponies, despite Celestia and Luna being older than most of them. Granny smith, by comparison, is a few centuries old, but looks every bit of it.

They at least have a drastically extended lifespan. I'll concede that immortality is a headcanon though.

>>30544709
We're all faggots yes.

>>30544595
She isn't real.
(obligatory)

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>>30544595
>implying i would want to cuck shiny
>implying i wouldnt want to cuck her instead but fucking shiny

>>30544709
Comics are a nerd thing. If you collect comics, you are a nerd, regardless of whether or not you fit the nerd stereotype.
Or did you assume that a nerd must look and act a certain way, like a total hypocrite?

Contrary to this, browsing /mlp/ does not intrinsically make you gay, any more than being Republican makes you financially successful. There is cause and effect regarding comics and nerdiness. There is no cause and effect relationship between bronies and the choice of homosexuality. In fact, the Culture of /mlp/ seems to be very anti homosexual, outside of containment threads like /hhh/ and /tt/. It can go either way, unlike comic collecting.

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>>30544790
>in fact, the Culture of /mlp/ seems to be very anti homosexual
>mfw i m actually a /pol/ack
>mfw a lot of uses on this board are probably just like me

>>30544839
4chan in general is contrarian. If it's established, we hate it and want it to die.

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>>30544839
>that webm
My fucking sides

>>30544851
Then why do we seem to like Trump and Christian values while hating feminism, atheism, and especially gommunism?

>>30544878
>4chan is one person

>>30544716
I don't believe they're immortal because as far as we know, it takes an alicorn to make one, so someone had to "promote" Luna and Celestia is all

>>30544790
Go back to >>>/pol/

>>30545025
But Celestia is AT LEAST 1000 years old already.

>>30545056
I won't refute a long ass life span, but I don't think they're immortal

>>30545056
>200 years have passed by the time you arrive.
> The princesses are so starved for love their clits erupt into blackjr-tier boners when they're around you
Do you give fuk?

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>>30545111
>blackjr-tier boners
That's my fetish so it only makes it better.

>>30544613
>referring non-canon material
Lol no! Cadance is cute and perfect.

Cute and perfect.

>>30544637
It's not confirmed if they are immortal. Them being immortal has as much proof as then using an age spell to stay young.

>>30544779
This guy knows what's up.

>>30544779
>>30545983
That's alright you guys cuck her so then she's heartbroken and I can comfort her with my dick

>>30545975
Well Celestia is over 1000 years old, she's got something going on whether it be a spell or alicorn blood. What's your explanation?

>>30546021
hot monkey dick gives her life force

>>30547364
So the mirror to the human universe exists solely so celestia and luna can go there for sexual rejuvenation.

And in other news, principal celestia has a few dozen rape and sexual assault cases against from this and mistaken identify with her students.

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>>30544595
Yeah, tall buff nerds that serve in the guard as high-ranking officers...

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>>30544614
I want that nerd's hot little sister to be my wife, she's cute and pretty and has a dorky older brother.

>>30547402
No you got it all wrong. They stay young by absorbing the life force of other alicorns.

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>>30544693
*had

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why is she so perfect?

>>30544878
Speak for yourself.
Trump a shit and always has been.

>>30544790
Collecting comics doesn't make you a nerd in and of itself. One also must partake in the "culture" and interact with other comic collectors, like posting on message boards.

One can also be considered a nerd for having an intense or obsessive interest in something. Sports-fans meet this definition.

>>30544637
They just said no alicorns were born in equestria. If you remember Hearts Warming Eve then you would know that ponies lived elsewhere from equestria.

>>30548947
1. Youngest voice actress (to play an adult)
2. Tall and cute
2.5. Kind of a goddess but kind of not (either way, her lifestyle was Twilight's goal for some time)
3. Mane just colorful enough to be accepted as artistically decent
4. Debuted in the first episode to really test the fandom, so it's no wonder some have an emotional connection to her

>>30545081
There's multiple kinds of immortality

They probably got the Elf deal. Ageless (at least after a certain point, since Cadence and Luna appear younger than Celly) and could live indefinitely, but they can still be killed.

>>30551425
Certainly probable

>>30548930
This made me genuinly mad. Spike is a colector himself. He should have learnt to be more careful the first time he did it to one of his own comics.

>>30544878
>we
Why can't you ever stop showing off your ignorance anon.

>>30544878
because feminism, atheism, and gommunism have become the fucking establishment, moron. You're literally being counterculture of you hold Christian values these days

>>30544729
that isn't true though

>>30551355
someone unironically loves Cadence
I thought everyone were pure Hi Anon memesters

>>30544595
I'd gladly prep her for her stallion

>>30544595
She seems like the perfect healslut.

>>30544595
Shit character.
Not worth marrying beyond toy sales, but a quickie wouldn't be the worst.

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>>30552115
>not unironically loving Cadence
It's like you don't even realize she's the Princess.

>>30552169
she's the Princess of this board and saying Hi to all of us from a parallel universe

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>>30552180
Best Princess.

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>>30552180
I messed with the space-time continuum anon

>>30545111
>Blackjr
Sorry anon, I don't have shit taste

>>30552115
I literally have a plushie of her daughter

>>30552191
watch out Cadence
you could misalign the QPU and get lost in space,nowhere to be found

Fuck off nigga she's my waifu.

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>>30552381
Don't worry, she's built up speed the last 17 hours.

>>30552411
>last 17 hours
the absolute MADMANCE

>>30544790
>the culture of /mlp/ seems to be very anti homosexual
Oh man, that's a great joke there, Anon. I laughed for a good 10 seconds.

>>30552198
Well you like a walking talking married toy commercial sooo...

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>>30552203
Does it have any holes?
If so, how are they placed? Strategically?

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>>30553094
the princess of love understands your desires anon

>>30553108
I want a plush of her like this.

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>>30553516
>like this
Preop?

>>30553600
Well. Sorta.

Just her with the ribbons in her hair, and not fully grown.

>>30552478
post something gay and see how long it takes for someone to tell you to fuck off to /hhh/

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>>30544779
Why not both?

>>30545927
>books
>non-canon

>>30553094
Babby is not for sexual.

>>30555521
>Why not both?
but if you re fucking both,who is getting cucked?

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>>30555577
wrong

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>>30555620

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>>30555868
I really do like this whole family with all of my heart.

>>30555868
that episode was unexpectedly enjoyable

>>30555599
You, until you manage to fuck a satyr abomination into Cadance.

>>30552165
This.
Its baffling that anyone can find her remotely interesting as a standalone character beyond her aesthetic.

>>30555521
This is literally the correct answer

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>>30552165
>he doesn't know that Cadance is best princess
>he unironically likes Luna/Celestia/Twilight better
>he's probably incapable of feeling love in the first place

It's like a test for virginity. If you dislike Cadance, you clearly will never be loved.

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>>30557293
Cadance is a good princess, but it's pretty obvious who's the real MVP.

>>30544608
You mean you'll never have to watch her die?

>>30557318
No, you'll see her die a little on the inside every day she spends with you.

>>30557293
>"best princess", even above actual characters who are more relevant and interesting
This has to be bait.

>Incapable of feeling love
>projecting

>>30557307
Spike? Luna? Cmon on anon, we tooootally need cluuuuuues

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>>30557619
here's a clue for ya

>>30554818
If it's posted completely off-topic, of course that's gonna happen. That happens any time someone tries to force a certain thing on a topic that has nothing to do with it. Greentexts or stuff of the kind that do relate to the topic at hand rarely get that treatment though.

Also, your statement clearly doesn't include lesbian stuff, because that can be found all over this fandom in general.

>>30544878
>liberals still think they're the counter culture
Fucking Christ. I knew this was the case, but it still astounds me how those fucks can't see past their own nose insert jew meme here and constantly think they're the ones under attack while fighting the system.

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>>30559096
>lesbian stuff, because that can be found all over this fandom in general
This shit needs to stop. In-universe Equestria doesn't have that shit.

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>>30559462
>In-universe Equestria doesn't have that shit.
[citation needed]

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>>30559470
Here's a song that describes what kind of relationship they have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU3fCXKr_-U

>>30555958
This.

I was expecting shit like with Baby Cakes but was pleasantly surprised

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cute and perfect

>>30544790
Shining Armor has hobbies, sure, but you seem to be neglecting the fact he's also head of the fucking Royal guard.

>>30559494
https://derpibooru.org/916744
https://derpibooru.org/1206405
>best friends

>>30559548
I want to plow her cute and perfect ponut while reaching around her barrel and jerking her cute and perfect marecock

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>>30559566
>https://derpibooru.org/1206405
top kek

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>>30559575

>>30555521
I wouldn't want those horns waving around near my eyes.

>>30559653
She has a weird facial structure.

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>>30559663
That can be ameliorated.

>>30559684
cute

>>30557727
Tempest shadow?

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>>30560204
try again

This is the only thing you'll be singing pursuing this horse
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRKINXlc9R0

>>30560213
Starlight Glimmer?