What if a cutiemark really is the equivalent of marehood in Equestria?

>>30536581
There is no need for fake ID's because sex and adult movies don't exist in the universe

And bars serve weak cider and carrot juice

>"But officer, I thought she had her cutie mark!"
>"I didn't know it was fake!"

>>30536638
>weak cider
For humans, some horses will get drunk on "fermented" apples.

and this would make since for Anonfilly to get liqoured up to deal with being forced into being a filly by Twilight.

>>30536581

>Filly gets fake cutie mark.
>Buys shit ton of booze.
>After working off hang over the next day sees that fake cutie mark is fucked up.
>Turns out got actual cutie mark as a drunk.

>>30536638
>because sex and adult movies don't exist in the universe
>sex doesn't exist
Pretty sure that when Faust confirmed it did exist, it was when she was still the "creator/producer/canon-lore" of the show.

>>30536662
Is this what happened to berry?

>>30536667
also, two ponies have had babies in canon

>>30536682
>b-but muh headcanon that the magic of love makes babies!

>>30536682
In Equestria, sex is only practiced between two married ponies who love each other and want to make a foal so that they can love it too.
The idea of being personally intimate only for personal pleasure only does not even occur to ponies. They might consider fucking their partner to please them, but not without considering that they are likely to produce a foal.
Ponies want to be happy and make each other happy.

>>30536662

>Colt gets fake cutie mark.
>Buys shit ton of adult mags.
>After refueling his fluids and protein the next day sees cutie mark is fucked up.
>Turns out got actual cutie mark as pro masturbator.

>>30536712
>such is the difficult life of young Sperm Bank

>>30536712

>Filly gets fake cutie mark.
>Goes to a seedy night club.
>After wiping off all the cum the next day sees that her fake cutie mark was different.
>Turns out cum smeared off fake one and her real came in for being a gang bang queen.

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>>30536692
Hey, two rainbows touching made G3.75 Sweetie Belle.

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>>30536682
eh hem.

>>30536727

>Colt gets fake cutie mark.
>Goes to strip club.
>After icing his anus back to comfort sees that fake cutie mark is fucked up.
>Turns out got actual cutie mark for being a femboy sub.

>>30536745

>Filly gets fake cutie mark.
>Buys advanced sex spells book.
>Wakes up next day inside her parent's bed, covered in cum and sweat, with her fake cutie mark fucked up.
>Turns out got actual cutie mark for sexy mind control.

>>30536662
>>30536712
>>30536727
>>30536745
>>30536759

I'm currently out of ideas, ya'll got any?

>>30536762
go back home "pal", use it there.

>>30536774

...Wut? I like, totally don't get what you're trying to tell me.

>>30536785
I can't tell if you're being sincere or not.

>>30536793

I am sincere, what is my "Home", why did you call me " "pal" ", and use what where?

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>>30536799
I've said too much, go back to your business~

>>30536774
What?

>>30536581
>get army-related cutiemark
>get access to almost any place in Equestria such as military bases, facilities, prisons, etc
>Screw these places up aka terrorism

In before changelings who can literally murder equestrian policitians and easily replace them

>>30536745
Wut

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>>30536581
>be good at drawing
>help all your friends sneak into bars and get laid
>get your cutie mark in helping fillies get fake cutie marks
>regret life decisions

>>30539008
Why fillies specificly? are the cutie marks you draw on colts not as good?