What would you want to cook with your waifu? https://www.you

>>30534976
A bun in the oven

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>>30534976
Now I'm hungry and horny after listening to that

I would make something quick with her, like angel hair with shrimp and Alfredo.
To me, sitting down for a nice meal is more important.

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>>30534976
Pancakes, of course.

Unless we /ck/ now, in which case you'll have to give me a bit to find some kind of elegant dish to pretend I know how to make

>>30534982
kek

First response has answered the question admirably.

>>30535246
Cooking is a hobby of mine, however I get the impression that tiny technicolor horses are vegetarian, if not completely vegan. I think they consume eggs, dairy products, and might not have a problem with seafood, but they come from a place where the cows can talk, so I don't think they're going to be big meat eaters. Griffons might be, ponies probably not. Eggplant parmagiana good, spinach and egg filled lasagna good,
chicken parmagiana probably not, veal parmagiana definitely out.

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>>30535347
>veal
>for your pony waifu

My sides have reached a particularly fucked up range of orbit, captain.

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Who is this semen demon?

Alternate question: what do you want to cook for your waifu?

>your waifu has been ill or possibly injured
>she just got out of the horse-pital
>she's no longer required to eat hospital food--no more poached eggs, tapioca pudding, or lime jello for every meal
>the doctor says she needs wholesome, digestible food to help her recover
>protein, vitamins, calories
>we will assume for the sake of this flight of fancy that you know your way around a kitchen
>wat do, anon?

What do you cook for her?

if it is Celestia, of course, the answer is "cake," and then "more cake." Possibly even "all the cake." And then you start baking. She's been eating forty thousand calories a day worth of cake since before the fall of Constantinople and her biochemistry has pretty clearly adapted to it.

>>30534976
Cream pie.

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>>30534976
A nice marinara penne pasta topped with mozzarella cheese and chunks of ricotta with garlic toast on the side, or maybe a home made spicy sauce veggy pizza topped with tomato, artichoke, red onions, and whatever her preference is. Boy I hope she would like it.

Fuck I'm hungry now.

>>30535684
I'll cook her ice so she can forget about her tragic condition and medical bills.

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>>30534976
>>30535684
Well since it's Celestia, she'd probably like pancakes.

And luckily I know how to make several kinds and usually I love to make them just like she does. Just wait until I show her Rice Cooker Pancake Cake.

>>30535770
>artichoke, red onions
c-can I be your waifu?

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>>30535802
I notice a lot of the ponies are established in fandom as kind of having a sweet tooth. Not just Pinkie and Celestia's bottomless appetites for cake, but I notice the whole Apple family doesn't eat much that didn't have apples at least as an ingredient, that I've seen.

Other than Purplesmart's sammich and "hay fries," we don't see a lot of savory foods in the show, do we?

I know that IRL horses and ponies really love sweet things--sugar, fresh fruit, and so on. They love fresh fruit so much that they'd give themselves the diabeetus if they were allowed to eat as much as they wanted.

But I suppose with the series being set in a fantasy world anyway, we can take liberties. It's not like modern humans' diet in the industrialized world looks very much like what our ancestors were eating twenty thousand years ago, either.

>>30535782
Ice? Mr. Heisenberg, is that you?

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>>30535347
Chickens can't talk.
Checkmate.

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>>30535852
Scootaloo can.

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>>30535803
Sorry but bookhorse already stole my heart

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>>30535852
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>>30534982

We should have food threads more often, this hurt so good