ask starlight glimmer

Boop yourself

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>>30530211
well I don't understand why but Twilight says I must listen to you so here

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

>>30530206
If I lick your horn, would you moan?

You ever drank Bailys from a shoe?

>>30530265 what the hell are you on about? I'm good now, and now I didn't dance with the devil, Hitler once but not the devil

>>30530287 holy celestia what have I gotten myself in for
>hits her face with her hoove and sighs
of course I would, all mares would but I'm a respectable pony that just wants some beer so I can get off my teets with it

>>30530206
Why do you think glimglam would use british slang?

>>30530302 how.....how in celestia's name do you drink anything out of a horse shoe?!

>>30530314 I grew up in a with posh ponys, how else did my parents pay for magic school, once you leave school only the richest pony's learn advanced magic studdies

>>30530317
>only the richest pony's learn advanced magic studdies
I call bullshit on this

>>30530314 also side note I'm British Me don't know much about Americans

>>30530327 why else was no pony able to fix the cristal heart apart from my friend who also have rich parents and went to my school
also, what's a bull shit? is it something a bull eats?

>>30530287
It would be very arousing.

>>30530337 w-well I'm...yes it would....i-i would enjoy it too b-but I'm a respectfull pony....

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gtfo

>>30530206
Why does Jim have to keep shoving you down people's throats?

>>30530317
Glimmer didn't go to magic school though? Am I just remembering it wrong, because I recall her going to a normal school until Sunburst was accepted into a magical school for free, then she dedicated her life to removing cutie marks.

Also, OP needs to fuck off or get funny. This is some of the newest shit I've seen in a long time.

>>30530335
>implying unicorns don't enter magic school by an entrance examination
>implying it's shown in the show that Mr and Mrs. Sparkle are rich
>Implying we know anything about sunburst parents

>>30530355 u-um....well you see it's like this...... im not going to say I control his mind....but.....just don't tell Twilight

>>30530206
Is it already public school vacation season? FFS.

>>30530206
Can you defeat Twilight in a magic duel?

>>30530359 look I'm new here, only joined the fandom after seasion 5 and has mild autism, if you expect anything good your in the wrong thread

>>30530206
Is it true that you're dating Spike?

>>30530335
>Went to my school

The reason Starlight turned evil was literally because Sunburst didn't go to her school. I want to point this out to you.

>>30530362
>implying I am actually thinking must
>implying I care if there's plot holes
>implying the show is any better at getting rid of plot holes

>>30530367 of course, she's weak compared to me

>>30530206
When does your semester start kid?

>>30530377
I didn't point out plot holes of the show, i pointed out plot holes of you

>>30530372
>I'm new here.

I know you're new here, you type like a retard. I'm just saying that you need to lurk for a little longer before you're ready to post, or else everyone is going to call you a faggot.

I've got nothing against roleplay threads, but they need to be clever.

>>30530373 WHAT?! NO! I'm not into interspecies!

>>30530381
You are true autism. Have you ever considered hanging yourself?

>>30530375
I understand I'm just not very good at the lord of the show, I believe the only episode I watched on TV was a CMC one and the rest on YouTube in reviews or stuff done by DWK

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>>30530388
I have some...revealing pictures that say otherwise

>>30530393
You mean lore?

>>30530385 point taken, thanks
god having austim sucks, people call you a kid in a random that's meant to be full of austim

>>30530393
They are almost all available on dailymotion...
If you don't watch the show then don't try to roleplay about it, am i roleplaying about fucking harry potter?????
>hohohoho i has a wand lol let's fight some wizurds

>>30530337
You're a lewd mare.

>>30530390 once or twice and yes I am autistic

>>30530206
watching this newfag getting beaten makes me feel sorry

>>30530394 oh hell no! i-ill do anything, just don't show pony's!

>>30530343
Will you still say that when I'm balls deep in your vagina pumping you full of my seed?

>>30530403
Sometimes, you need a little tough love. I'm not saying that /mlp/ is some bastion of great posts, but I don't want to let go of the days when we told people to lurk more to help them learn the culture.

>>30530395 yes

>>30530206
How old are you OP?

>>30530401
For you

>>30530206
Can I eat out your ass like you're sitting on an eel and make you squirt all over your prestigious kite collection?

>>30530206
>>>eqd

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>>30530401
>blush

>>30530206
How about Celestia and Luna, can you defeat them?

>>30530206
Can I glaze your ponut with my seed and also some birdseed?

>>30530419
I'm gonna shove one of those cinnamon rolls up your vagina and eat it out if you.

>>30530206
How many stallions have you slept with in a single day?

Real talk OP, you don't really like Glimmer, do you?

>>30530317
NOWWW THISISMUHSTORY

How does it feel to be infibulated?

>>30530348
It's no roleplay if the poster is being herself.

kill yourself