look at derpy
look at her get trash thrown at her
She's too forgiving.
>>30528244
>look at her get trash thrown
>trash
>they throw glimmer.
kek
>>30528244
USE YOUR HEAD
>throw trash to distract and confuse her
>offer muffin as reassurance
that's when you reach underneath and fondle them tardy teats
>>30528244
That's actually pretty funny
>>30531270
>offer Muffins - or whatever her name is - a muffin every few days
>use the window of distraction to reach underneath either her tail or her tummy
>Derpy - or whatever - eventually associates your muffins in her scrambled-up little head with pleasure
>pretty soon she's rolling into her back like a harlot whenever she sees you approach with that paper bag thoughtfully provided by Sugarcube Corner to take-out patrons
>you will never have Ditzy Doo - etc. - eventually unknowingly prostitute herself to you for baked goods
i need it
>>30528244
>Those fucking illuminati triangles after the ball hits her
>>30532647
I bet Bill Cipher did this
>>30528244
I love this guy, honestly.