Go to Equestria but you revert to being 10 years old. Would

>>30517038
>get back my youth
>have the chance to be a horny teen surrounded by beautiful mares AND extremely qt growing-up fillies
Is it ok if I smash the button with my penis?

>>30517038
Go to Equestria and be 10 again can't get my waifu but I can do shit that isn't normal.
Probably.

>>30517038
Do I keep my memories and intelligence or do I go back to when I was stupid and have to grow up to become >tfw to smart again?

>>30517056
You keep your memories and intelligence.

>grow up in Equestria
>get support and actually make something of yourself
>marry your childhood sweetheart and live a prosperous life together
What's the downside again?

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>>30517059
Sign me right the fuck up. Equestria won't know what hit it.

>>30517038
That's a bonus fuck yes

>>30517038
Yes. I'm just unsure on what will make me press it harder, keeping my memories or not?
Either I get to go to Equestria, use my knowledge for crazy fun times, or go to Equestria and grow up in a happy-go-lucky environment barring the occasional invasion.

You are like a little baby. Watch this:
You go to Equestria but everyone acts like the race you hate the most.
Do you push the button?

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>>30517038
Probably they do not know human ages, so maybe it's an advantage to lie about 10 years old is old enough and legal to have sex with mares in Equestria.

>>30517100
>Everyone is a stupid nigger.
I'm conflicted.

>>30517100
>All ponies act like human beings
...well at least they're cute. Sold.

>>30517105
You're probably a liberal, saying shit like that.
Meaning all the ponies actually act like white men that recognize their inherent superiority.
Fixed that for you.

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>>30517112
>You're probably a liberal, saying shit like that.
>Trying so desperately to start shit
Have a (you), kid. I'm sorry for your condition.

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>>30517038
Uh hells yea. Besides however far back you regress is more years in Equestria.

>>30517038
Youth, ponies, and being able to keep me smarts? Mmmhmm, nah, there's gotta' be some hidden downside to this shit. Purplesmart probably ascended already, or it's set in the realm of "Past Sins".

>>30517129
Pastwhat?

>>30517135
Nyxfag story setting, edgy black OC alicorn filly bullshit.

>>30517140
>OC
Ah, ok, nothing interesting.

>>30517119
Prove me wrong. Only liberals try that whole "humans are a race" sidestep to get around the fact that race is real, and that some races are better than others.

>>30517145
>Prove me wrong
Nah, there's /pol/ for this kind of retarded argument. Go there if you want to discuss it, I'm here to post ponies.

But I give you an "A" for the sustained effort at baiting.

>>30517154
O-okay. I go play in the special corner now.

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>>30517157
Just have a cute poner and be happy, mon.
Have a nice day.

I don't know...not sure if anyone in ponyville would take in a lost 10 year old alien child. Would probably get your ass sent to some run down orphanage in Manehattan. Or get dissected and experimented on by scientists.

....Fuck it it's worth the risk sign my ass up.

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>>30517160
Y-you too

>>30517038
>rewind my clock
>get 10 extra years to get /fit/
>10 extra years to get smarter
Hell yeah man

>>30517154
You know you just proved his point, right?

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>>30517038
I would hang out with cute fillies all day. Maybe I'll get to date one. I see nothing wrong with this outcome.

>>30517059
I press the fucking button

>>30517038
I can just fuck the crusaders

>>30517038
Maybe - do I get to keep all the knowledge and experience I've accumulated up until now?

>>30517059
>>30517297

>>30517038
I'm pushing the button and I'm still here.
>why live?

>>30517038
>experience puberty all over again, but this time with hot women all around me
literally what is the downside?

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>>30517038
i always wanted to be a kid again.

i always wanted to be on equestria

whats the down side again?

>>30517038

>have a 10 year old penis and hot ponies all around me

No, literally no one will be attracted by that

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>>30517038
Hellmothafuckenyeah

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>>30517477
>filename

Jokes on you, /ss/ is my fetish
I'd actually try to act like a 10yo and find a cutie mare to >rape me, even if I have to groom her for years

>She'll never pin you down under her, being far too big for your small, undeveloped body
>She'll never nuzzle your neck and pepper you with kisses, thinking she's 'teasing' you while you fake squirming under her touch and affection, playfully begging her to stop, that it's gross and you'll get cooties
>You'll never pop the 'first boner of your life', acting scared and telling her that you're sorry with tears in your eyes
>Asking her, begging her to forgive you and to not stop loving you
>She'll never tell you that that's okay, it's not your fault, kissing your tears away
>She'd give you a quick crash course on the birds and the bees, blushing a bit in embarrass

>>30517509
>Then, you'd keep 'touching yourself' whenever you know she can see you
>You'd get hard and make a show of it for her, without actually giving the fact that you're doing this on purpose away
>She'd tell you not to do it when you're in public, and you'd say yes
>But you wouldn't stop anyway
>Then you'd rub yourself against her whenever you hug or wrestle
>One day, you'd cry for her to come in your room
>You'd say that it's so hard it hurts
>And she'd have no choice but to 'help you'
>She'd try to give you explanations on what to do, but you'd say 'idk, it's scary'
"Can't you do it for me? Please?"
>"I-I don't know if I should, Anon, that's--"
"It always happens when I think of you, and it hurts when I think of how much I love you."
"And my heart goes 'boom boom', and you're always there and you're always so nice to me, and you're so cute and beautiful, and I want you to hug me and kiss me!"
>She'd blush under the barrage of compliments
"Please...?"
>And she'd comply
>She'd ask you to sit on the bed, then tell you not to tell anyone about what's going to happen
>You'd nod, eagerly so
>She'd take a couple minutes to inspect your pride, being far different than a stallion
>And then, finally, she'd touch you
>The softness of her frog would send shivers up your spine, and you'd moan
>You'd act surprised, and she'd asks if it hurt
>You'd nearly scream a no, begging her to keep going
>And she would
>You'd ask her if she can kiss you while doing that
>And she would
>You'd whimper and tell you how good it feels, and sweet she tastes
>That you want more, so much more

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>>30517509
>>30517511

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>>30517059
wtf is the downside then?

>pre-pubescent clarity of mind to plan out everything with almost cold efficiency.
>already have knowhow, energy, and experience to start setting up life plans early to make yourself extremely wealthy as an early adult
>probably would be easy to convince ponies I'm intelligent enough to do my own thing despite being a child, or you can convince them to take care of you to get early support.
>sure, by the time you're an adult Mane 6 and other waifus would be milf-tier
>doesn't matter to me because whole new generation of waifus to choose from and princesses don't age

>>30517511
>You'd tell her how soft and warm her lips are
>And that they'd feel super nice on your peepee
>She'd blink, wondering if a kid is asking her to give him fellatio
>"That may be a bit too far--"
"Please! Just a kiss, just this once!"
>You'd cup her cheeks and kiss her once more, this one much more eager
>And she'd feel your member give a hearty throb at that
>You'd let your hands drift down and up her face, one caressing its way down her neck and the other scratching behind an ear
"I love you so much,"
>"Mother of Celestia, I'm so going in jail for this,"
>You'd grin when she'd mumble that
>And your heart would skyrocket when you'd feel her leaning down, her eyes staring are your monkey dick
>And you'd moan her name when you'd feel the first rush of warm air on your tip
>Then you'd finally feel them
>The softness and warmth of it consuming your every thoughts
>Your back would arch up and your hips would quiver, pressing the head of your cock deeper inside her inviting embrace, deep enough to feel how wet and inviting it is
"D-do that again!"
>And she would
>Your hands wouldn't go idle, you'd caress, grope and scratch everywhere
>You'd pass your fingers through her mane, stroke her ears, scratch her neck
>Analyzing her reactions, finding ways to make her feel good

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>>30517038
Yes. That's not even a question. My waifu loves kids, and I get to be the cute little foal.

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>>30517577

>>30517577
I didn't know I had this fetish until now.

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>>30517577
>>30517577
>Then you'd feel her tongue
>Warm, soft, beautiful
>Simply perfect
>You'd moan again
>And she'd give a contented sigh, a small smile telling you how happy she is about knowing how to 'help you'
>She'd give your tip another couple licks
>And her hoof would stroke its way down your shaft to softly press against your balls
>Slowly pulling them down, while her lips would finally part and engulf your tip
"It feels so good, please don't stop."
>You wouldn't be sure if that one was still part of the 'act'
>Not that you would care
>The mare you love would be giving you a blowjob
>And her amorous eyes would make your heart nearly explode
>She'd devour another inch, her tongue giving your slit another lap
>And another inch
>But sadly, you'd feel yourself getting close
>I-it must be because of your young body
"S-something's happening,"
>She'd nod, before swallowing the rest of your pride
>And you'd moan
>And you'd throb
>Your hands would take hold of her face and your hips would thrust up and down, helping her bobbing motions
>And then you'd erupt deep inside, as deep as you are
>You'd groan her name once more, and another happy sigh from her would add even more pleasure to it
"That was so good,"
>You'd pant, chest heaving up and down with your deep breaths
>She'd lift her muzzle off of your crotch, inch after inch of your shaft reappearing
>And her lips would free your tip with an audible 'pop'
>It'd take her a couple seconds to swallow the entirety of your load, her lips would part slightly for her tongue to lick any remnants that could've escaped
>Her eyes wouldn't leave yours
>And yours couldn't escape hers
>She'd give your tip one last lick, her hoof giving your plums a gentle squeeze
>"How was it?"
"Your turn!"
>She wouldn't have the time to react, you would be behind her rear and on your knees, ready to plunge face first and eat out that horsepuss
>"W-what, you can't--"

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>>30517666
unf

>>30517666
>You wouldn't pay attention to what she's saying
>The intoxicating smell coming from there would tell you that she'd be more than happy to receive some love
>And her heart shaped pearl winking out at you would be an invitation
>She'd jolt in surprise when your hands would grab onto her thighs, and squeaks when your lips would capture the end of her slit
>You'd feel her love nub give another hearty throb, and your tongue would meet it
>She'd moan, her hips quaking under your touch and her face would drop on the bed, her front legs losing their strength from the surprise attack
>"N-no, wait, you shouldn't-ahn~!"
>You wouldn't stop until she'd be a mumbling, stammering mess
>You'd swallow her juices as if it was hydromel
>You'd kiss and lick every parts of her, the contact breaking every now and then to tell you how beautiful she is, how good she tastes and how much you love her
>You'd gently bite on her thigh, you'd tug on her tail, you'd nibble on her button and lips while your fingers are knuckle deep inside of her
>You'd try everything, anything to make her explode
>Again
>And again
>You'd want her to remember this
>To think of you whenever she's horny
>To understand that she couldn't find any stallion that could get her off as well as you can
>That there's nothing out there that loves her as much as you do
>Because it would be true

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>>30517722

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>>30517038
>>30517059

>>30517509
>>30517511
>>30517577
>>30517666
>>30517722
Okay nvm that'll be the end of it, I'm way too horny and don't have much more time to write
And check all my numbers

TL;DR, you're a faggot OP and of course anyone with a brain would accept something like this
Even if you don't want your waifu to /ss/ your ass

>>30517100
>every pony is a fucking subversive kike
>there world is already perfect and there is no one to subvert
I still wouldn't do it. That or I'd try to develop a hatred of white people real fucking quick

>>30517038
>>30517059
And have a possibility to live out one of those Dadonequus stories? Hell fucking yes I would.

>>30517038
>get to be a delicious foalcon in equestria
I'd smash it

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>>30517038
>you revert to being 10 years old
>implying that there are downsides to relive my childhood the way it was meant to be

>>30517038
Okay, but what does the button do?
^:)

>>30517972
In body, Anon.
:)^

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>>30517972
Turns you into a filly.

>>30517038
I would fucking press it even if you replace my dick with a squirting tumor, because a chance to go to Equestria worth any price.>>30517047

>>30518170
Shit. Missclicked the last part

>>30517038
P R E S S

>>30517059
I can't see any downsides to this.

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>>30517038
>>30517059
I dont trust this, WHERE in Equestria does this thing send me.
Ten year old wont survive long if he ends up in the middle of the everfree or the frozen north.

>>30517100
>Everyone is jewish.
Become dragon hitler, problem solved.

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>>30517100
>all the cutie ponies act like ungrateful niggers
if the button is a 'kill them all and start over' button, then yes.

>>30518463
>telepoof'd into frozen north
>roaming patrols spot you and take you in
>Cadence and Shining take pity on strange sentient monkey thing
>Become kid
That is, assuming you don't die first.
Alternatively,
>Stumble around in Everfree
>Eventually come across Zecora's house
>Either escorts you to ponyville and nurses any of your wounds, or just lets you stick around
That is, assuming you don't die first.

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>>30518507
>Get to be a big brother to parents who give a shit about their children.
>Get twilight as an aunt.
Fuck it, sold, all hail the button.

>>30518507
>>30518726
>hone your body and mind as a young lad
>join the military
>start applying superior human strategies and conquer the north
Make the Empire great again.

>>30517038
I'll fuckin' do it, even if you blow my hand off with a sack of M80s.

>>30517038
I would absolutely press the button.

>>30517722

More pls

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>>30517509
>>30517511
>>30517577
>>30517666
>>30517722

>>30517038

>recover dozens of years of my life
>explore a new world

Not only that, I'd probably fight to get to push it first.

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>>30517038
>literally no downside
Hell yeah I would.

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>>30517038
Yes, I would.

>>30517861
What are Dadonequus stories?

>>30517038
Who would even possibly NOT push it? I mean you could probably still even get to fuck one/some of the Mane 6 in a few years if you played your cards right. Assuming they're all ~20-22 now, you only need to wait 5-6 years before you could have a shot. Even waiting 8 years would be fine.

And even if that's NOT your goal... Equestria is better than IRL in basically every way (I mean there's random monsters and stuff but they literally never kill anyone) and as you grow up there'd be a near endless stream of willing cute mares since mares outnumber stallions like 5-1. And they'd be way better looking than anything you aka I have a chance at getting on earth anyway.

Not to mention, who doesn't want to be a 10 year old again? You'd get to re-live all the super fun stuff kids get to do, and even the parts that were shitty, well you'd get through them, you're literally getting years added back on to your existing pathetic, alcohol-shortened life and then you'd eventually grow up and there'd be magic and shit and it would be awesome. Even if you I were as socially outcast and awkward and unable to behave normally in society as you are in this life, FiM has shown that there are ALWAYS ponies willing to give you a chance and be your friend, unlike in this life.

I'm assuming it's a "push the button and ZAP you're in equestria" type thing, so you'd just be reported missing on earth and eventually presumed dead. Friends/family would move on eventually and wouldn't have to worry about the next way you're I'm going to make life more difficult for them due to the huge number of mental, physical, and social issues you have.

tl;dr fuck yes. I might miss some of my family members. But honestly I'm just a burden to them anyways so in the long run they would get over it.

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>>30517100
>Ponies act like netouyo Japs
...I don't want to live along braindead retards

>>30517038
These are supposed to be hard.

>>30517059
>>30517038
I'll smash the fucking button in least than an nano second and without think it twice and then fuck off to the everfree so I can finally be the feral child I always wanted to be.

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>>30517038
>>30517059

Since there's no downside for interesting discussion how are these?
>you revert to 10 yr old body and susceptible to childish behavior and/or greed
>you lose random memories but keep a conscience recollection of your previous life
>it takes twice as long for you to mature
>your childhood wonder and love of life return, but you have to go to school
>you constantly get bullied or picked on for being 'different', but mares and/or fillies have pity
>I'm tired of this so all of the above

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>>30520432
You are 100% right. Let's change that with an easy game.

Reply to this post calling evens or odds. If you call correctly you go to equestria normally at the age of ten just like the OP said with every chance at happiness. If you are incorrect and your post ends at (1/2)you will never find foster parents to take you in (3/4) you will never have a childhood sweetheart (5/6) you will have friends who will move away one by one until you are alone when you graduate (7/8) you end up in one of equestria's jungle regions to the south and are raised by the wild (9/0) you will never grow up to marry your waifu/favorite pony. And if you choose not to choose you get all the downsides with the added bonus of a bullet in your head.

Now call. I'll even go first.
Odds.

>>30520862
Odds

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>>30520862
Even suck my dick

>>30520892
You should bum around with me anon. We can be the lost boys in ponytown n'shit.

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>>30520929
I deserved that

>>30520862
>most I've lost in a coin toss
haven't died yet but boy do i suck at this. evens

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>>30520929
>>30520939
It's alright anon. You can still be friends with her. Like Snape was to Harry's mom.

>>30520947
I might just have to keep it renamed that if this losing streak continues.

>>30520930
Yeah, haha. Parents, who needs em?
*cries*

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>>30521048
Scootaloo seems too do fine without them. You can still make friends, have a puppy love sweatheart, make a lifelong friend/s, marry the love of your life, and all surronded by friendly ponies. Trust me, it could be far worse.

>>30520862
Odds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>30520862
>>30520892
>>30520929
>>30520947
>>30521200
Holy fuck nobody can catch a break. Tough luck all around.

>>30517038
Isn't there supposed to be a downside to this scenario? Did you not think this through? Dumb mobilefag

>>30521234
>>30520862

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>>30521234
Anon don't do it.

>>30517038
Sure, never said I lose my knowledge. I have a Bachelor's in Chemical Engineering, I'm going to have a lot of fun in Equestria.

>>30517059
i was worried about this, now there is no downside, it's just paradise, i would smash tha button

>>30517145
only a complete retard would argue that race isn't real. what most people mean when they say race is a construct is that judging by skin color has almost nothing to do with actual genetic heritage. It'd be like if we determined if someone was a human being or not only by a fraction of the available traits we are capable of measuring, but matter somehow to us, like dick size.

>>30520862
This is easy, odds.

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>>30517038
>Being a shota in Equestria
FUCK YES

>>30520862
odd, prime number

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>>30518463
>Ten year old wont survive long if he ends up in the middle of the everfree or the frozen north.
Not with that attitude he won't, you must summon your inner /k/ommando child soldier

>>30520862
even, call 8

what do i win?

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>>30521425
Congrats anon, your the first and only anon to not have something taken from them horribly as they start a new life and childhood.

>>30521483
You've won 8 years of awkward "I'm sorry but thanks for asking me out" conversations.

>>30520862
Imma call odds on this one

>>30517560
>prepubescent
>clarity
you dont even have a fully developed frontal cortex for liek 15 years man.

>>30521523
great, repeat my life but with colorful ponies all around, still better than here

>>30520862
evens

>>30520862
Odds

>>30521678
Eh, who needs friends when you got your waifu

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>>30521234
>Isn't there supposed to be a downside tot his scenario
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and PONIES.

>>30521667
>>30521678
haha, you failed, welcome to the club

>>30521425
>>30521537
how did these two do this?

>>30521684
You read that wron Anon
You will have friends but you'll have to live in the jungle with me

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>>30520862
odds

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>>30521695
Oh SHIT

Or maybe it ain't so bad, unless I'm forced to become friend with the zigger
Heck, I'd be down with finding a qt female ahuizotl and become king of the jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
I'll see if all these years playing that shit will have taught me anything of value

>>30520862
Odds, let's fucken go!!!

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>>30520862
One day, war broke out between the two races

The humans where victorious
Using a magic spell, the humans sealed the ponies underground.

Many years later... ... ... ...

Mt Ebott
201X
Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.

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>>30521728
Damn that is one cute litlle monkey cat. although it's cheating with that shortened snout


>>30520947
>>30521537
>>30521678
>>30521684
>>30521708
>>30521738
>in the jungle you must wait
>until the dice read five or eight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQ-PGUr6SM

>>30521778
If this means I'll have the balls to scream at lions and various other predators I'm down.

>>30520862
Never tell me the
>odds

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>>30517100
>ponies keep crying out MUH TRIANON and really like paprika
wew

>>30521817
>>30521425
>>30521537
why is it always odds?

now i want a reroll and it's gonna be even just to show odds aren't OP

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>>30521817

>>30521833
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm getting sick of this shit, it's my third 3 in a row

>>30517038
can i be a 10 year old girl/spoiler]

either way yes

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I mean, it wouldn't matter if your waifu is Twilight. You can get special "Twilight Time" and there's the great example of this image to push that idea.

>>30520862
even

>>30521835
Never doubt the power of the odds, lord kek smiles upon odd numbers

>>30520862
odds

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>>30521899
>>30521902
Where's your god now?

>>30521936
I got dubs, the heathen thinking he could turn his luck around was punished for his hubris.

Lord Kek smiles upon me.

>>30520862
Odds

>>30520862
Even

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>>30517038
>>30517059
>Go to Equestria.
>Get the chance to re-live youth instead of squander it.
>No drinking, proper exercise, no smoking, I could stay healthier into my old age.
>I'm young again, so I have a chance to make new friends and grow up alongside the pony I eventually get hitched to.

Nah, why would I do that, lol.

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Id hit it for sure. I may be an orphan there but I could start a new. No downside to me

>>30522271
Well I maybe parentless and homeless, but I'm sure I could survive on my own, with my current knowledge.

>>30517038
>>30517059
I would have sex with the button for god sakes, there is 0 downsides.

Make it interesting, make a genderswap or like a massive language barrier or something.

10 year old me drawing triangles in the sand to try and convince bookhorse I have basic concepts of math (and thus intelligent) would be kinda endearing in its own way.

>>30521562
You retain your intelligence, so your brain is in one piece.
>>30517059
KEIKAKU DOORI

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>>30517038
only if I can be the green filly

>>30520862
Rolling, getting odds.

>>30517059
It's not even a question anymore

>>30517038
>Revert back to 10 years
>Regain the years that I pissed up the wall, and now bitterly regret as a 33 year old man
>Even without being transported to the magical land of cartoon horsies, I get a chance to start again, and start it right this time...

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BUTTON ALREADY!!!

>>30517038
Oh sweet jesus yes I would smash that button like literally every mare and some stallions with delicious young dick.

>>30517509
My fucking negro

Wasn't a brony and STILL not a brony

I read the whole thread looking for someone who said no. Did I miss it?

oh and even, because I may as well see what the Pandora Generator replies with

>>30523349
You get banned for being filthy underage scum :^)

>>30517105
Nah man fuck humans. I may as well just stay here.

>>30517100
Do gypsies count as a race?

>>30523372
I guess. I mean Hitler put them down for a reason.

>>30521385
>hurr durr skin colour strawman
No one in the history of racism has ever judged a person by the colour of their skin.
Here's a fun experiment to try at home!
Find your local racist and show him/her a picture of an albino african!

>>30517059
How is there a downside?

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>>30517059
That sounds good and all, but would we be able to age, and would we even be able to experience any sort of sex?

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>>30520862
... Odds

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>>30523587
Well done

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>>30517509
>>30517511
>>30517577
>>30517666
>>30517722
I'm just going to drop this here in case anyone itt would like an intro to /SchutzStaffel/.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nora_higuma+straight_shota

>>30517038
YES

>>30517059
>Re-live youth properly
>Become the poster child for /ss/ by manipulating mares in estrus into bedding you against their best judgement

But where is the downside?

>>30517038
>No sign of staying 10 years old just reverting
>Free years to live

I'll take "FUCK YES" for 200.

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>>30524095

>>30520862
Evens

>>30524862
FUCK.

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>i was still fully capable of sexuality and orgasms at the age of ten

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>>30524095
seriously, you can have my goddamn soul on the spot for that kind of offer. shit even if I have to stay 10 forever, screw it.

>>30520862
Evens. I'm feeling lucky.

>>30525137
Start out in the wild with memories of previous life? Challenge accepted 10 fold.

>>30520862
Read this in Sugar's voice.

Odds.

>>30517059
Smash the button as hard as I'll smash my waifu's pussy. Which is very hard.

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>>30520862
Odds, show me the numbers Patrick!

So... /ss/ thread?

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>>30520862
>Got into equestria before hard mode activated.
Feels good, better see what my future would have been.

Odds.

>>30525585
Nah, for some reason, /mlp/ hates /ss/

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>>30517038
>revert to being 10 years old.
Seeing as spanking is muh fetish I would be a very naughty 10 year old colt/filly.

>>30517038
>meet cute filly
>become besties
>grow up having adventures together
>fall in love, get married
>have wonderful family
>she asks me when we're old and withered if I'd do it all again.

Absolutely

>>30517038
>go to equestria
>now 10
>completely unsuspected
>create a secret underground crypto currency
>call it Bitcoin
>ponies are confused
>don't realize that I'm slapping a new name onto their currency
>I tell them bitcoin is the future
>the fuckers actually believe it
>massive investments
>bitcoins (aka, bits with "coin" written on them in washable marker) are worth 100 bits/coin
>make mad cash
>the washable marker comes off
>mfw I'm now richer than the princesses
>mfw bitcoins go down the toilet in value, worth 1 bit now

>>30520862
Odds

>>30526124
k cool i'll just find a way to make money until old enough to take on study in pony college and shit

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>>30526124
No sweatheart for you

>>30520862
fuck it, evens.

>>30517038
Where the fuck is a downside, anon?

>>30526150
>>30520862

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>>30525747
>But the future refused to change
PRAISE THE MAGIC BUTTON.

>>30523386
Then fuck no.
If they didn't count as a race I would not really have any hated race so I could just say humans which they act like anyway but no way in hell I am living with a whole species of gypsy

>>30520862
Give to me the even, I want my youth back.

>>30526445
>he doesn't hate (((them)))

>>30520862
evens

>>30526555
>tfw trips fucked you
kek

>>30517038
If only my body reverts back then yes
If my mindset and knowledge revert back aswell: fuck no. Couldn't even talk english with them in that case

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>>30520862
even

who /sweating bullets/ here

of course i would implying only my body reverts

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>>30527093
ack

oh well, I can deal with 8 more years of soul-crushing "lonliness"
I already survived 11 years of that, and 10 years of not needing romantic love before that, so i'll be fine
yeah

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>>30526923
It's okay that you can't speak their language, anon, because then you won't be able to tell the guards about what that nice mare over there just did to you.

>>30527138
>he never finished that
fucks sake, why is /ss/ material SO FUCKING RARE
Like what the fuck, how come there's so many vorefags and scatfags and cockvore and fucking plane ponies, and so little /ss/ shit?!

Making a completely new life in a dreamworld away from all the shit and grief?
Anon, is just the biggest dream in my life. I would so push it right away.

>>30527439
People associate it with pedophilia which is arguably more taboo than scat and vore.
It's like the loli argument but less popular because lolis are more common than shotas, which is a shame because straight shota does funny things to my penis.

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>>30527571
>straight shota
>does funny things to my penis

>>30527571
But that's my point, with how popular loli is, how come shota is so rare?
Isn't the whole 'it's okay if a girl does it' meme supposed to work in our favor here?

>>30527597
faggot

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>>30527608
>calling me a faggot
fuck you got me there, really stumped me.

>>30527608
Your guess is as good as mine, anon, but it's okay. We can suffer together.

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>>30527633
>dumb frogposter
>gay
>stumped
like pottery

>>30527669
Wew lad you're really roasting me good. Fuck, I can't handle this level of roast
>you actually act this stupid
kek
>inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

>>30527732
It's like watching the universe being born but instead of the universe it's a mentally retarded 3'9" nigger manlet having a seizure on the floor while screeching out noises akin to the European National Anthem.
That's you.

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>>30527732
>kek
go on, please do go on
what next, dante memes?

>>30526473
No I don't the only groups I hate are hippies and gypsies.

>>30524872
Don't sell your soul, Anon. You wouldn't be able to love your waifu back.

>>30520862
odds

>>30529262
Yet another anon to the orphanage.

>>30517059
I've read many a doujin to prepare for this moment

>>30520862
odds

>>30532750