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My parents, dog, cat and chickadee died in a car accident, I

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My parents, dog, cat and chickadee died in a car accident, I got fired for saying "darn" to one of my co-workers, I don't have enough money to buy a calendar so I don't remember when my birthday was/is, the repo men stole my stuff and blew my apartment up with TNT (at least I thought they were repo men), I've gotten beaten up by every stranger in the past 7 mile radius and I'm currently using my 2007 iPhone and McDonalds wifi to contact you guys. Also, I had a stroke and one of the patrons there who was a doctor diagnosed me with skin cancer. Could we have a Pinkie Pie thread to make me feel better?
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>>30509681
no
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>>30509681
I think that's worth a ponk or 2.
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The universe just fucking hates Pinkiefags, doesn't it?
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>>30509681
Great start to a thread, have a giggly p0nk.
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>>30509681
I don't care who you are that's funny as shit.
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hey, what about your deceased granny? It's an important part of request threads!
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>>30509681
Your phone has a calendar, numbnuts.
Apartments are worth money, clearly any repo man or thief would steal the apartment rather than blow it up.
You must know nearly everybody in the 7 mile radius around you to have survived that fight.

Sorry about your parents, dog, cat, chickadee, job, stuff, braincells, and cancer though.
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>>30509681
Sure, why not?
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>>30509681
Holy shit, you even posted an image from mobile. A+ for effort OP, I'm actually going to give you a ponk for this. You're alright.
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>>30509681
I hope you feel better OP God bless
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>>30509681
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>>30509912
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>30509681
Sorry about your parents, dog, cat, chickadee, job, apartment, granny, stroke and cancer. I think the stroke, not lack of a calendar, may be responsible for your memory problems, though.
Try checking your licence. Since your life sounds like a country song, have a countryfied Pinkie Pie.
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Giggle giggle
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>>30510274
>artistic
>not autistic
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>>30509912
You can't steal an apartment, not conventionally anyway. I guess they were following the rule "What you can't steal, you destroy."
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>>30510855
Funny you should say that, I read it as 'autistic' anyway. Been here too long...
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I FUCK THE PASTRIES
I MAKE EM CUM
I FUCK THE PASTRIES WITH MY PONY TOOONGUE
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>>30509681
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>>30513947
"I am le master trole xDDD" aside, why do you make it a point to bump all these shitty threads

I wish this board would implement a robot already to keep you cucks from this kind of /qa/-tier shitposting
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