>It's another Anon goes to equestria and fucks tons of

>>30509374
You're just not reading the right greens m8

>>30509374
Go back to your fimfic general.

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>>30509374
>it's another greentext story

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>>30509398
Can I please get some sauce for that gif

>>30509374
I prefer the ones where anon tries to do that and instead gets fucked by big stallion cock.

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>>30509374
>tons of mares
I just want a comfy green where I hold her hoof and have a romantic candlelit dinner, then go to bed and cuddle until we fall asleep in each other's mutual embrace.

>>30509450
The cruel fact of life is if you want something done good you have to do it yourself.

>>30509374
As a faggot who fears change and originality, this is the only kind of fic I like.
Especially if Anon solves every problem that comes his way and everypony talks about how great he is.

>>30509387
Share some right greens or they don't exist.

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>>30509374
Stop lurking shitty self fulfilment generals (/rg**/ or /pabapt/) and check the threads with REAL good greens.

>>30509450
I feel you m8.
I miss Cozy Comfy Cuddle Cute(?) Ponies Thread.

>>30509591
It doesn't matter where you go. Nobody wants anything but wish fulfillment, so nobody writes it.

>>30509374
Wrong, it's WORSE than that. Anon goes to Equestria, meets mares with the sexual maturity of a 12 y.o. an no self control, and fucks tons of them thanks to his extremely well chiseled body and (supposedly) clever wordplay. As if the only thin one needed to get laid was convincing a girl that whenever she says "dick" she has to suck one

>>30509625
I think it's because most of us are too afraid to try. Wish fulfillment is easier than braving possible mockery if we fuck up, so we don't bother.
Imagine if no one was afraid to write a green for strangers on the internet.

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>It's another 'I hate AiE/Greentexts/the fandom/Jim/Generals' thread
Why don't you write it and 'show us', OP?
Please don't tell me you're just another fucking leech whining because the content creators don't pander to your autism
I mean, we know that you are just that,
I'm not really expecting any serious replies

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>It's another anons are too afraid to read AiE from s1-2(3ish~), and bitches about clop greens from fetish threads episode

>it's another anon goes to Equestria and starts a small business with hard work and luck and pays his taxes greentext
Oh wait, that'd be boring.

>>30509675
>boring
fuck no, well written it would be amazing

>>30509638
I for one blame animushit and their fetish for copypasted teen sluts with the personality of a broken door
>"I wanna sing!"
>"Kyaaaah!"
>"A-anon kun likes me! I'm so happy, I wanna be a docile housewife for him!"

>>30509696
>>30509675
I'd kill for a basic story that explores in detail about living in equestria for the first year or so instead of timeskipping.
I can imagine it, but i cant put it into words.

>>30509675
whelp looks like my economics major has a bit of use.

time to start a project.

>>30509374
Those are great because it is interesting to read the many different ways of doing that type of story.

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>>30509450
That's the dream, nigga.

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>>30509374
>it's another Twily goes to a high school and fucks tons of technicolor apes story

>>30509670
>afraid
You mean lazy?

>>30509728
>>>fimfic

You guys simply don't get it
Why the hell would you want to write something boring like this here if you can write it on fimfic or whatever and have ten to a hundred times more people interested in it?
People don't come on 4chin to read about this kind of shit
We're here either to discuss about things we can't discuss anywhere else, or things we have a hard time discussing anywhere else, or to consume content that fits the board's culture/humor/memes/whatever

You want to read about economistAnon in Equestria? Well nothing's stopping you from writing it
But don't start wondering why nobody's going to give you any (you)s

>>30509728
The issue is that it's sorta been done since the Season 1 days, and too many stories abused the human arriving to Equestria part when they would have been better off just skipping it. You could probably find an HiE like that on Fimfic. Light culture clash was kind of the early appeal of the genre between that and humans seen through alien (non-human) eyes.

>>30509544
>Share some right greens or they don't exist.
Bro there's a shit ton, not every story involves fucking.

>its a "Anon works for Applejack" story
>Its a "Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall and is aware of being a character in a story" story
>"Its a "Anon lands on earth and is taken in by Fluttershy" story
>Its a "Anon is a super average guy who makes funny comments in his head and has incredible luck" story

>>30509374
Dadonequs thread have no sexual stories

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>>30509374
>It's a Twi greentext
>Anon doesn't end with Twilight.
I actually laughed desu

>>30509792
I've hardly, if ever, seen that Fluttershy one. Kind of weird in retrospect since I've read tons of greens.

>>30509429
Lemme hook a brother up.
https://youtu.be/Um_ZEFwlWV4

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>>30509450
>>30509741

>TFW all you want is to fall asleep in someone's or possibly, somepony's arms, but all you know is the routine of sleep, wake, get ready, work, come home, make dinner, chores, internet.
>TFW code monkey, so literally no girls at work
>TFW all your friends all got married by now and don't really hang out anymore

I mean yeah, you have a place to sleep and can feed yourself, but when you're fast running out of ways to meet people, what good is it?

>>30509949
You aren't running out of places to meet people, you just need to go out and meet people. Think as an alpha instead of like a wimpy whiny sissy beta loser

>>30510127
>he fell for the alpha meme

>>30509374
>not having the special 4chan brain-worms that somehow make it easier to project yourself onto a green-skinned suit-wearer instead of just imagining yourself doing things
Imagination is haaaaaaaaard

>>30509779
Remember that story, called living the dream, that guy had to be autistic to write 300k words with an insane daily rhythm.

>>30509792
>it's an anon thart worked in the military, has his rifle and works as a guard story

>>30510269
>the rifle never breaks or has any problems and anon never seems to have any problem keeping it clean and lubricated, even years after having no access to a good lubricant,
>acquiring more ammo is never a problem either, either because it is never addressed, or he never actually shoots the damn thing

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>>30509949
>>TFW all you want is to fall asleep in someone's or possibly, somepony's arms

>feel the same
>write a short story about that in hopes it can make me feel better
>feel worse
T-this wasn't supposed to happen

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>>30510127
>Think as an alpha instead of like a wimpy whiny sissy beta loser
>The alpha inside me thinks I'm a wimpy whiny sissy beta loser
Why does this hurt to think about?

>>30510496
The alpha inside you needs to shove wimpy whiny sissy beta loser in a closet for awhile and go get some pucci.
Now go to the nearest mirror, look as douchey as possible, and scream "ME! MEE! MEEEEEEE!!!" until that's all you can think about.
Post results.

>>30510230
Only a beta would pretend it isn't real. You're clearly beta ay eff faaaaym

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>>30509374
Ikr. I like aie, but not when the main focus is anon being a nihilist fedora tipping ponut monger that fucks every pone.
Once in a while you get to find jewels digging through all the shit, though.


And there are anons here with potential to write actual green here that are good, but dont know it yet

>>30509374
FUCK YOU!!!! MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE ENOUGH AS IT IS SO AT LEAST HERE I JUST WAANNA RELAX BUT NOOO YOU WANT ME TO PUT EFFORT INTO SOMETHING HERE WELL GUESS WHAT FUCK YOU!

>it's another prompt that turns into prompt general #324

>>30509374
Well, I mean yeah they're atrocious but...

What they hell else are they gonna write about? There's no creativity, and whatever exists is purely wish fulfillment. It's just the law of the world. I avoided it unless it was strictly for comedic purposes, if it makes you feel any better

>>30509675
better than the rest of the shit thats out there

>>30509792
>It's an "Anon has IBS and has to escape awkward situations every day."
Oh wait I'd actually read that

>>30510247
Do people really imagine Anon as a green man while reading? I know some stories outright describe him that way, but most stories don't.

>>30513888
No, we read Anon and insert our names. Because if he is named Jeff we can't do that.

>>30509782
>Share some

>>30509374
Here, nigger, I'll write you a true-to-life green where anon isn't chad thundercock and is your average joe bumfuck on 4chan
>get to poneland
>welcom wud u like 2 be friends anon
>nah das gey
>stays inside shitposting and fapping to traps til he dies
>directed by michael bay

There you go, little man

>>30509675
That doesnt sound that boring.

>>30509717
I believe it.

>>30510247
I have a hard time inserting as Anon when the story jumps to lewds so suddenly

>>30509450
If this thread is still alive tomorrow I'll write something comfy for you guys.

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>>30515354
You better not be lying to me, Anon!

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>>30515354
My man.

>anon goes to equestria
>says he will travel the lands, sail the seas, find fortune and fight monsters
>trips on a stick and dies
>his body explodes twice
>His corpse goes on an adventure
>Nobody knows he's dead
>He sees more action dead than when he was alive

It would be like Weekend at Bernie's meets Treasure island

>>30513888
I do.

>>30513900
Funnily enough that never stopped me from doing it from time to time, because I don't give a shit who it pisses off, if you get lost in the name, fuck you.

My names not Rick but I'll use it in a story and post it here if I'm so inclined.

>>30513888
Well I don't self-insert into the stories so his look is irrelevant.

>>30513980
https://pastebin.com/VAG2qGzh

>>30509544
https://pastebin.com/CzAxmMzp
>Anon goes to Equestria and does literally the exact opposite of forming lasting friendships and having sex

>>30509544
Took me awhile to find it since it was among the first that I've read.
>https://pastebin.com/2S7YF6TT
I remember it being good.

>>30509374
And I never get tired of them.

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Why the fuck are you even here if you're autistic about this sort of fic? Not just OP, all of you. You are coming into a Crips meeting and talking about how much you prefer the Bloods. If you're not even going to try to fit in, why even come around? There's millions of places that have your dykeshit don't even deny it, you hate Anon x Pony because it has a male involved and yet, you choose to come to the board that realized maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't let the females we love be violated by dykes.

tl;dr version: fuck off kthx

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>it's a "Twilight immediately writes to princess Celestia about the new alien creature and Celestia replies with 'lol cool whatevs bring him round my place', so they go, and the complete stranger ends up with a one way ticket to celestia's royal quarters, and also her room" story

>>30510254
Wasn't that the one where the guy just deleted everything one day?

>>30516003
I wish The Chase and would go this way, speaking of shitty stories.

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>>30515635
>>30515672
>>30515758
>LurkerAnon
>Sea Urchin
>Bastinator
Good taste negros

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>>30515354
I want that comfy green.

>>30517044
Bump.

>>30509374
>Anon goes to equestria and fucks tons of mare
>it's another fatfic

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>>30517824
>tons of mares
I got it

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>>30509374
>It's a Rarity green.
>Teachers call her Rarity Belle.
IT'S NOT HER FUCKING LAST NAME YOU CÛCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE