RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>>30505918
Nah

>>30505934
>literally ow the edge

With that said, it's been years since I've seen this

>>30505918
>After developing an advanced civilization for 1000 years, it's time for Luna to come home
>Lunestrian forces fly down and take control of every major city in Equestria
>Prissy stallions are imprisoned for use as slave labor, while mares are forbidden from holding jobs
>The nobility are executed for their corruption
>Celestia herself is dragged out and forced to watch as Canterlot burns
>Finally, Luna passes judgement on her
>For the crime of tyranny, Princess Celestia is to have her eyes and hooves cut off, her tongue seared, and her horn destroyed, before being banished to the sun
>Luna and Anon have so many satyr babies that within a few years, Equestria is ready to exterminate the griffons

>>30505918
How easily can Anon seduce Luna by shaking his hips and telling her that he'll make tonight last forever?

>>30505918
First for naming the moon colony "Elysium".

>>30505969
And the talent agent says, "That's a pretty good show, what do you call that act?"

"The aristocrats!"

>>30505969
>satyr babies
Sickening

>>30505996
ayy

>>30505918
Re: last thread.

>Moon Civilization name has to be something grand due to Luna's ego as Nightmare Moon.
>Has to thematically fit as a mirror to Equestria by using stria as its end.
>Equestria
>Aquastria
>Seaquestria
>Etcetera
>Possibly something related to Norse or Northern European, if Moon Civilization is to be more Norse-based than Equestrian Greek/Roman-based.
>Something to do with horses?

Anyone know what the Valkyrie's horses/steeds were called? Pegasi are Greek.

>>30505969
Well as long as there is no pretense that Luna isn't evil, I'm fine with it.

>>30505969
>>30505934
>>That guy abusing glimshit in the last thread

Where are all theses edgy fucks coming from lately?

This isn't darkness in service of some serious narrative with actual plot and character development.

It's just suffering and gore for its own sake.

Get a grip you fucks

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Any artists on the progeny of NMM 'moonpony' race concept yet?

>>30506006
>>Has to thematically fit as a mirror to Equestria by using stria as its end
no.

>>30505987
That'd be good for a major settlement's name.

Elysium could be the capitol, a holdover from Equestrian naming and thematically as "paradise".

Later settlements and cities could be called more Viking things, like Valhalla, Einherjar, etcetera.

>>30506006
>>Has to thematically fit as a mirror to Equestria by using stria as its end.
y tho

>>30506023
yes.

>>30506006
Hitlerdidnothingwrongria

Anon named it following the arbitrary rules set by Luna.

>>30506025
>Later settlements and cities
For some reason when I imagine Nightmare's empire on the moon I imagine a vast, endlessly sprawling utopian city complete with opulent walls and fortresses.

>>30506025
Could grab some names from the Rohirrim as well, since they're basically Norses that love horses even more than usual.

And you know Anon would give into the temptation to use things like LOTR as inspiration for naming kids and places.

>>30506025
I vote "The Cradle" because 'cradle' is a type of bed, and that's where you sleep when the moon is out.

>>30506040
Don't forget to keep in mind in regards to Anon, when they begin the actual empire building deep into their banishment he's going to be pretty old himself. Centuries old.

What I'm trying to say is NMM would probably rub off on him and influence his personality a bit, he'd get more serious and stringent like her.

>>30506040
>Anon's a huge sci-fi nerd and calls all of his children "lunatics"

>>30506055
To be fair they'd both have to serious the fuck up after being banished since they'd have to build LITERALLY EVERYTHING themselves from scratch, from the bottom up.

>>30506029
Thematically, Luna (as Nightmare Moon) would probably be egotistical enough to believe she could create something *better* than Equestria.

So, pretty much an improved "mirror" of what she wanted to rule over, and was banished from, with a hint of mockery.

She's also, at this point, more Equestrian than how she'd be over the centuries as Moon Pony Civ develops its own culture.

Outside of this, narratively the major movers of the world have that in their names; minor countries or entities have more unique names.

If Moonquestria is supposed to be a rival to Equestria in most ways...

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>rgre this past thread and now this one
>all this worldbuilding and idea bouncing

Promptbin Anon here. Just so you know, I put all the moon pony stuff in a separate bin:
https://pastebin.com/t1adNGZ0

This way it's easier to find, and share to non-rgre threads as necessary.

>>30506042
That'd be cool for the original settlement's name.

I mean, you have the City of London, which is the original area of the Roman city Londinium and of Medieval London and is now a district, and then London as we know it: a fucking huge city that's swallowed most of Southern England.

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>>30506055
>Anon and NMM influence each other over the centuries
>Anon is more strict, and NMM has picked up Anon's habit of picking up ponies and cradling them in his arms when he's talking to them, because they're so much smaller than he is
>Moonpones seeking audience with NMM do so knowing that she'll pick them up in her magic and hold them up

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>You drag Glimmy through the castle by her horn and throw her outside into the dirt
>She's bawling and thrashing
>You shove her to the ground and climb on her back, grabbing a handful of the red clay and smearing it on her face
"Eat it!" you shout, shoving the clay into her mouth
>Starlight cries and tries to run, but you force her to eat the dirt
>You shove her face into the ground and punch her in the side a few times
>Ponyville is empty, it is dark
>Under the light of the moon, you fill Starlight's belly with dirt
>As she vomits it up, you push her into the puddle and leave her there
>You take a moment to look over your handiwork
>What have you done?
>You ignore that and go look for more trouble
>Maybe you can destroy Trixie's home now

>>30506072
Still on-going, based Anon.

Maybe story focused more on social differences between moon and Equestria than on Anon fucking Luna, so it's actually /RGRE/ and not /moon/.

>Luna wasn't banished alone, she wasn't only one that rebelled, a lot of of ponies supported her, thus elements of (((harmony))) banished them all.
>She also wasn't totally wrong with her rebelion, she had some valid reasons, maybe when sisters both became rulers they knew that they would rule for many many years, so both decided that they would steer Equestria into direction they wanted, so in few centuries it would be great country. They visions were so different that Luna decided to secede, Celestia wasn't so happy with that so war.

>Ponies on moon started to build their own society, but based on Luna's ideas, so very different than Equestrian
Not RGR, maybe there are some bat ponies among them so they accept eating meat, lesser focus on peace and harmony and more on power and strenght etc.
>At some point Anon appears, but on the moon instead of the planet. Even with his limited knowledge about tech, magic alows moon ponies to recreate many earth inventions, guns, cars, electricity (not exactly sci-fi level but more like middle to late XX century plus some inventions based solely on magic like teleporters and shieet)

He doesn't need to fuck Luna, it can be included, but he also might just marry some nice moon mare, or even dedicate himself to science instead of horse pussy or maybe he became some important politician, like Luna's advisor

>After 1000 years Luna returns, but she is rather idifferent towards Equestrians and Celestia, her anger had subsidied but after 1000 years she really doesn't have any bond with Celestia, also she never forgived her completely for stopping her from forming her own country
>Both countries start to create some diplomatic relations, ambassadors are exchanged etc.
>Giant society clash between moon and other countries, Anon in the middle of this all because he's important in some way

>>30506025
Like Jötunheimr?

>>30506072
MUH DIK

>>30506077
>Cradle being the original settlement where Luna and Anon set up home.
>Over the centuries, as the settlement expanded to become the capitol, the city became known as Elysium but the core, where Luna and Anon's thrones are, is still known as the Cradle.

>>30506078
How adorable

>>30506091
Stuff like that, yeah.

>>30506090
>Maybe story focused more on social differences between moon and Equestria than on Anon fucking Luna, so it's actually /RGRE/ and not /moon/.
Gotta build the world some first, Anon. All this world building is crucial to getting the setting right, then start introducing RGRE elements and plot points.

>>30506112
This.

And, this may actually expand to encompass general AiE too, depending on how the setting is used by based write-fags.

>>30506040
>Norses that love horses even more than usual.
Nice.

>>30506112
>>30506124

Yeah but you can build world along the story, you don't need to write few thousands words of worldbuilding and then proceed to actually make it RGRE, you can start with Luna's return so you have RGR vs not-RGR conflict from the very begging and then you proceed to create some background, maybe some conversations where moon ponies proceed to explain their society to Equestrians, and than Equestrians being perplexed how backward it is or something.

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>>30506084
>As you walk away you hear Starlight crying in the dirt
>It was loud and annoying
>Get yourself a running start and kick her in the gut
>She's breathless and quiet now
>Go find Trixie's caravan and smash the wheels
>Pull the door out of the frame and wreck everything inside
>How devilish of you
>Skedaddle on outta there before Trixe Thundercunt gets back

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>posted a simple green last thread about getting pulled to the moon with Nightmare Moon because you refused to let her fight alone against Celestia and building a utopia with her
>come back to two threads chock fucking full of worldbuilding and expanding on my original shitty prompt
>mfw

>>30506143
Ya can't build a building on the fly, Anon. It don't matter if it's gonna be a house, a movie theatre, or a public crap-hole, you need plans.

Writers who usually rush in by the seat of their pants usually burn out in three--four chapters without any sort of plan.

>>30506152
You did good, Anon.

>>30506158
Maybe I wrote my thoughts in the worng way.

I wanted to say that I want story focused mainly on sociall differences between moon and Equestria, maybe throw some technology and politics into it, but still story focused mostly on RGR vs not-RGR conflict, where both sides think that their way is better and that other side is almost barbaric.

We have dozens of stories about Anon and his waifu, both lewd and comfy, so I advocate for something slighty different. Not another "Anon fucks waifu into oblivion, other mares are jealous, he also has shittone of children", something more mature for exchange.

>>30506090
>1000 years later, bitterness still remains
>Luna still feels hurt and betrayed that Celestia evidently cared little about her and preferred the status quo of her being the important ruler, and Luna being unimportant, and banished her for a thousand years when she lashes out
>Celestia blames Anon for corrupting her sister, turning family against each other. She believes Luna would be willing to reconcile had he not interfered, turning Luna further and further away from her.
>As such, the wild flamed of hatred have long since died, leaving only a cold apathy with one sister wanting the other one back, who in return wants nothing to do with her, unwilling to leave the land where she receives the love and adoration she never got in Ewuestria.

>>30506194
That can happen once the setting is crafted, Anon. Plus, in the meantime, such thoughts/ideas, even prototype greens, can be used in its construction.

>>30506152
>make post about still waiting for forgotten NMM green
>get this
I'll take it

>>30506194
I've been thinking about it in this way; right after their banishment it's 1000 years worth of building a new glorious empire from nothing, birthing and raising all their citizens themselves and building up the moon's society itself block by block. The social differences between the two wouldn't clash until the 1000 years are up, allowing them to return.

>Moonpones are a blend of OGR and RGR
>Equal GR in some respects, but still one or the other in different ways.
>Luna grew up in RGRE and lived it for a long time, that way of thinking is ingrained deeply for her.
>The gender divide is not as extreme as on Equestria, but it still exists (perhaps 2:1 mares:stallions)

>>30506014
Its summer.

>>30506194
>Not another "Anon fucks waifu into oblivion, other mares are jealous, he also has shittone of children"
The 'fucking his mare into oblivion' and 'having a shitton of children' part would be kind of essential for starting an entirely new race and society though.

>>30506202
Mabe you are right. I just don't want to see such great idea wasted on some generic green about Anon fucking Luna.

>>30506231

I'm also not the big fan of idea of immortal Anon, if there was some way to became immortal wouldn't Celestia used it on her loved ones during her 1000 years of rulling? It's stupid to assume that she never was in loving relationship. Because of that I proposed that Anon appears shortly before Luna's return and helps to introduce new technologies.

>>30506199
>Celestia blames Anon as an escape-goat for her own failings of Luna.
>She partly has a point, but also knows deep down she's trying to shift the blame.
>The thought of having a Brother(-in-Law) also excites her somewhat, as Celestia has always been big on family.
>On meeting Luna again a thousand years later, she's shocked to discover it's Anon pushing for some reconciliation.
>He may dislike Celestia, but he's doing it for Luna.
>Luna, on the other hand, is cold and apathetic to her sister.
>She doesn't want to co-rule Equestria again (aka being in her shadow).
>When she learns that Celestia blamed Anon, her husband, love of her life, and the father of all their children, the divide grows even more.

>After trade-links and borders are opened between Moon and Equestria, Applejack and the rest of the Mane Six go there.
>She's interested in the types of Moon Apples cultivated up there, and is trying to haggle for the rights to grow or import them to Equestria.
>Gets in a fight with a Moon Stallion.
>Expects him to be a prissy colt, like Equestrian stallions.
>Is surprised when he knocks her on her ass flat.

>>30506253
I like it. The cold, distant relations the sisters have is also reflected in the two societies.
>Equestria is wary, but also interested in Moonpony society
>Moonponies are better off alone, wanting nothing to do with Equestria, finding their backwards culture baffling and weird, not wanting them to taint their beautiful moon society

>>30506252
earlier last thread is was that nightmare shared in the secrets of immortality with him because he was her lover

maybe theyre not entirely immortal just ageless and can still be killed

>>30506199
>Luna still feels hurt and betrayed that Celestia evidently cared little about her and preferred the status quo of her being the important ruler, and Luna being unimportant, and banished her for a thousand years when she lashes out
1,000 years of night isn't exactly 'lashing out'...

did anyone save the green from the last thread?

>>30506309
its here

>>30506072

> The nobles protest that the moon ponies are using the open immigration policy to cherrypick the best and brightest of Equestria
> Which, humiliatingly enough, does not include them
> Celestia sternly glares at them
> "I will not stop any of my little ponies from seeking happiness. If they cannot find that happiness here and under your employ, then they have my blessing to find it elsewhere."

>>30506308
>1,000 years of night
Did you mean "5 minutes of night in a fit of emotion"

>>30506321
> In a fit of emotion
Luna literally transformed into an evil version of herself.

>>30506298
Yeah, but my point is that if there was actually some way to became immortall then why we don't have any immortals in the show outside of those who are naturally immortall. And I'm not speaking about about god like immortality, just that you live untill you are killed, or your lifespan is so long that you appear as immortall to others?

Just my personall aversion to that concept, but if we're speaking about actually something bigger than few posts green, I want to keep wish fulfillment to minimum. (Yeah, stupid idea in green about Anon on the moon but still)

Also I'm pretty sure that if human became suddenly immortal he would went insane in few decades, and in 1000 years probably Anon and Luna wold just kill each other. You can't love forever.

Maybe I'm over analyzing, and it sounds autistic but those are just things that I really don't like in stories.

>>30506328
If only there was something someone could have done to see if she was okay, if only she had some kind of sisterly figure to be concerned about her wellbeing

>Luna's crown design is based off her Nightmare Moon helmet, but the top has been modified to have an obsidian crown, much like Celestia's.
>Curiously, the gem ornamentation is artificially fractal: a startling emerald green and a rich, deep blue, to symbolise her and her husband's eternal love for one another, are interweaved.
>Magic.

>>30506345
>if there was actually some way to became immortall then why we don't have any immortals in the show outside of those who are naturally immortall
easy

its a closely controlled and held secret by the first immortals
you dont want literally everyone suddenly learning how to be immortal

>>30506321
>"The night will last forever!"
>5 minutes
>Attacking her sister and trying to steal the elements
>Fit of emotion

Being emotional is no excuse to try and fuck someone over, especially an entire world who would've frozen to death in her idiotic plan.

>Cities are mostly carved into the rocks and caverns.
>Natural holes and carved entrances allow for uninterrupted views of the cosmos/Luna's night.
>In areas where that's not possible, however, natural veins of jewels and precious ores are left to marble the cavern roofs or are ornamentally-carved, to symbolically represent the night.
>Moon Ponies lament to visitors that while not as beautiful as the night sky, it's the second-closest thing.

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>>30506347
daww

>>30506377
>entire world who would've frozen to death
Except when it didn't when shown Equestria under her rule

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>>30506019
From the greens:

Physical Attributes:
>Darker and more subdued colors than regular ponies
>Waving hair due to alicorn genetics (probably less wavy though)
>Possibly ethereal or kinda-ethereal manes
>Fangs, eat meat
>Slit (possibly glowing at night like their mother) eyes like NMM, since she never changed in physical form, only her personality when forced to face the barren surface of the moon
>Thin, waif-like statures due to low-g environment
>Wear amulets to compensate for Equus' gravity while visiting
>Voices have a musical or whispering undertone, reminiscent of their mother
>View NMM and Anon as the All-Mother and All-Father, or similar titles/analogues

Cultural:
>They all still have NMM's cackle, and will easily join in with their kin in doing so, whenever they laugh or get grandiose about something
>Less RGRE and more OGR for their inhabitants
>NMM and Anon have children only once every few generations, and it's a big celebration
>Current Moonponies have a day/night of remembrance for the first children, who toiled to create the paradise now covering the moon
>Generations of DETERMINATION have given them human propensity for ambition/endurance/exploration
>Egotistical about their species and their achievments

My own crafting:
>They have gender roles closer to our own because of anon
>Each type of moonpony exhibits human qualities more closely related to their tribe
>Different class or paradigm of magic casting, application, and creation due to Anon's fascination with magic in his daughters and sons
>Spots or freckles on their coats they adoringly refer to as "craters"?

>>30506390
I love this one

>>30506401
>low-g environment
they'd probably be taller than most terran ponies too

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>>30506389
I liked the massive all encompassing planetary magical barrier that surrounds the moon and keeps in an atmosphere idea. That way they can turn it into a magical wonderland with all kinds of alien looking flora.

Lots of bioluminescence too, like Pandora.

>Anon is someone important on the moon, maybe Luna's right hoof, maybe head scientist, someone big
>He's married to some moon mare, she isn't that speciall, maybe some politician or something, but nowhere near his level
>She looks nice, but nothing exceptional
>But they still love each other very much and are happy

>Than he travles to Equestria for some reason and she's with him
>Mares are surprised why he doesn't have a herd and why his mare is incapable of supporting him so he doesn't need to work
>They try to flirt with him, or act aggresively towards her thinking that they are helping Anon
>Meanwhile he's disgusted that other mares flirt with him even when they can see that he's married
BUM cultural conflict

>>30506375
Well it isn't good explanations, if they can actually make someone immortal than why they never did, especially when they were younger?
Why Celestia never made any of her lovers immortal so they could rule beside her? Or maybe she did but they just went insane after century or two? Maybe our minds aren't meant to work so long?
But I still think that there isn't any way to make someone immortal so they can't do it.

>>30506194
>maybe throw some technology and politics into it

>Anon creates magitech on moon to reduce magical consumption
>They use them to power their biomes
>Along with all sorts of other tech Anon comes up with because he used to be an engineer
>No tech exports allowed, since Anon knows the danger of letting non-pony mudspecies getting their hands on that kind of power
>Twiggles has an aneurysm when she learns she can't import and study their magitech

>>30506391
We saw the inside of her palace. That's it.

>>30506401
>Fangs, eat meat
What meat is there on the moon, though? A cannibalistic society would not flourish

>>30506401
>>NMM and Anon have children only once every few generations, and it's a big celebration
I really like this one for some reason.

>>30506435
I give an almost god-like ability to Nighmare, able to form her own small creatures of plant life through liberal application of her magic, but incredibly magically demanding and physically exhausting. Would allow her and Anon, over the course of a thousand years, to slowly create and cultivate entire ecosystems on the moon utterly different to those on Equus, or whatever their planet is called.

>All these Celestia apologists.
>They probably support Zebra and Griffin immigration too.

>>30506427
Been done in an autistic New Lunar Republic FimFic, Anon.

Wasn't good.
>>30506409
The initial cities could be in underground chasms and caverns, to reflect what the moon was originally like.

As it became more terraformed, subsequent cities had more above-ground elements.

Pandora-like luminescence is pretty awesome, though.

>>30506426
Because Celestia is the more responsible sibling who can better understand the ramifications of doing such a thing.

>>30506295
Some moon ponies begin calling for having a wall built...

>>30506475
Just close the portal.

>>30506435
it's possible that bear with me on this one there might have been ancient monsters, or even an ecosystem entirely dependent, from the consumption of corpses at the lowest levels to the hunting of other predators at the highest, upon exiled races of monsters that had been exiled or sent to the moon. wee see it in the comics, but we don't need cancer at that level.

moonponoies got their taste of meat when they had to hunt these creatures for food before their agricultural systems had developed to the point they could sustain themselves on the plants. then they learned to farm them like we do cows after anon gave them the idea.

>>30506401
Nightmare Moon's physical traits were passed onto their children, as a sort of lingering visual punishment for Luna.

Over the course of a millennia, Anon calmed her tits down, and she became Luna again.

She still loves her kids, though.

By the time she and Anon make contact with Equestria again a thousand years later, she looks like her post-season 2 self, but larger and more Celestia-like in stature (a thousand years of physical growth).

>>30506492
Omnivorous, thanks to Anon's genes in the pool?

>>30506389
>>30506409
>>30506462
it looks pretty damn cool, and fits the moon aesthetic for the plants to glow, just like the eyes of the moonponies glow. they'd grow in low-light conditions, since the sun and moon, because of celestia, are very rarely on the same side of the planet, so they'd be in a constant state of twilight during the millennium.

>>30506434
And we saw outside where there were at least Timberwolves. What we didn't see beyond that is speculative.

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>>30506501
i like her just being a more chilled out nmm myself desu

>>30506478
Build a wall around the portal

>Moon same as Equestrian's sun aren't really similar to ours.
>When Celestia uses her magic sun moves immediately so it must be a lot closer than ours
>It can't really be star, it's some kind of artifact created by someone a lot more powerfull than ponies or maybe some magicall construct
>Same with moon it's actually not just a chunk of rock
>It's still mostly wasteland, but it has it's own fauna and flora, some atmosphere and bigger gravity than our moon.
>Moon ponies live actually quite comfortable lives, with a lot of natural resources and lack of any competitors they can create something great

>>30506464
She is, after 1000 years of rulling country. We don't know if she was like that when she was younger. She certainly wasn't all knowing goddes because otherwise Sombra or NMM never would happened. They were probably pretty young then, maybe in their late 20s, otherwise Luna wouldn't just went NMM because she was neglected. If she lived longer she would actually need to deal with a lot tougher stuff, like death of everyone she loves. Something like ponies not liking her night wouldn't bother her if she was few decades old.
Also if Luna was capable pf making Anon immortal just because she wanted to, and it actually worked, and he didn't go insane, than why Celestia making someone she loved immortal to rule alongside her would be bad thing.

>>30506512
Man, cuddling with that would be like your own personal living night light

>>30506523
that completely negates the early hardships and terror at being banished to a dusty ball of nothing though if everything is just there and fine for them

the whole society concept has been based on everyone equally pulling their weight to make something out of the moon and their new empire

>>30506523
Because now everyone wants and demands access to immortality. Nightmare Moon doing that for Anon would show how reckless she was and possibly even selfish, willing to do it for her lover but withhold it from everyone else. Would also display her complete lack of love for Equestria's ponies.

>>30506559
Perhaps his immortality was because she hadn't the slightest inkling of what the two of them would accomplish, and just didn't want to be alone on the moon for the next nine centuries at best?
Or immortality was a requirement for Anon before he could impregnate her, and she wanted an immortal king to rule beside her over her children?

>>30506598
More like she felt he was all she had in the world and couldn't imagine him dying of old age and leaving her all alone.

>>30506559
Just make it something highly dangerous for both the person giving the treatment and the one receiving, like shred apart your soul dangerous.

>>30506544
Well they appear with nothing. No tools, no means of defence, nothing. On the chunk of rock that is mostly desert with rare trees and not a lot of water. But it's livable, if moon was just a rock I'm pretty sue that most of them would just die. Even if Luna was capable of magically allowing other ponies to breath, she would have only few moments to do it, we don't know if they all would appear in the same place. Also without water or wood, or food they would die in few days. If we want to make it harder maybe moon has less magic so they actually need to work a lot for everything, they can't just magically grow some food.

>>30506559
Celestia doesn't have to make someone immmortal oficially. She has almost absolute power, she can do what she wants. She can just marry someone and than after he rules with her for century or so no one would question him and his immortality. And after 1000 years she can simply say that he's naturaly immortall.
And I don't think that when she was younger and needed to choose life or death for someone she loved, she would think that much about politicall scandalls, unless she isn't that kind and loving pony but cold blooded ruler.

Also what about Anon's and NMM children would she let them die or what? Would she love her children less than Anon or make them all immortall and then face overpopulation in few centuries?

>>30506616
>if moon was just a rock I'm pretty sue that most of them would just die
which was why it started out as just nmm and anon banished to the moon
not anyone else

>>30506616
Water would be found in craters as ice, initially. It'd need to be filtered/thawed, though.

>>30506501
>Omnivorous, thanks to Anon's genes in the pool?
That's all well and good, but where are they getting their meat in the thousand years before they make contact with Equestria?
Because otherwise, they're going to need a lot of peanuts.

>>30506616
This whole question can be easily hand-waved:
>True, romantic love with an alicorn, returned, is the only time when the magic spell can be cast, and only by the loved
>The mortal must accept (which most do not, because they're surrounded by friends and family they would have to watch wither away) the gift
>The spell can only be used once, or only after they are killed somehow
There. No need to shit up the thread with the philosophical argument of immortality and who is entitled to it.

>>30506616
I'm not going to get into Celestia since this is all about Luna, I just picture her to generally be moral and just in most everything she does, maybe even considering immortality to be a curse she doesn't wish on anyone else.

>Also what about Anon's and NMM children would she let them die or what? Would she love her children less than Anon or make them all immortall and then face overpopulation in few centuries?
This could be a good point of conflict between Anon and NMM. Maybe Anon would feel the same way as Celestia about it and they'd get into arguments or fights.

>>30506616
>Also what about Anon's and NMM children would she let them die or what? Would she love her children less than Anon or make them all immortall and then face overpopulation in few centuries?
Maybe she knows unending life is really a curse, so she spares them that

>>30506660
Moon-monsters dormant for centuries, awoken and returned to the surface when Anon and NMM get sent there.

>>30506663
That'll do.

>>30506667
This'll be my last post on the matter, back to the important shit.

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>>30506512
>>30506501
>>30506401
>Nightmare moon banished with anon.
>Gradually calms her tits with his help.
>After one hundred years or so, decides that "Nightmare moon" isnt appropriate.
>But "Luna" isnt who she is anymore either.
>Decides to change her name to reflect her new attitude (Selene or something?).
>As they've simply been calling their young civilisation "the moon kingdom", with the actual satilite itself not having a proper name.
>Anon suggests the simple solution of giving it the name "Luna" in memory of the pony she used to be.

>>30506559
>>30506523
>Immortality problem.
Elements did it, and they turned to stone straight after, in this timeline they're not reforged.
Which also brings up an unrelated matter i'd like to see, but wouldnt really fit in the story.
>Twilight goes home to canterlot after the sun celebration.
>Reconciles with moondancer a hell of a lot earlier.

RGRE: Worldbuilding General.

I'm not complaining.

>>30506690
yes, and i'm loving it too, but with all of these notes and ideas, the thought of writing a green with this setting makes me all the more nervous.

>>30506674
i love the idea of anon and NMM, along with their children, having to explore the moon and fight off moonmonsters as part of eking out an existence

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>>30506690
>Tfw you know full well literally nothing will come of all this discussing

>>30506630
Yeah but than it changed a lot, we have a lot of ideas flying around, I talked more about Luna's supporters being banished with them.

But even if only NMM and Anon ended on the moon, they wouldn't be able to survive unless we make magic that super power that can do anything, food from rock and air, wood from shit and things like that. Then we again don't have any hardships because they can produce everything they want with magic and they can't do it any other way. If we make moon more livable, and maybe take away big chunk of magic, than we actually have some hardships and also explanation why their technology is more advanced. Also we can have things like moon ponies eating meat, because there are some creatures living on the moon.
Maybe make moon like Dune with gigant sandworms or some other things.

>>30506663
>>30506667
If writefag would want he can make immortal Anon story. He even can explain it in the way that may actually work. Maybe they found some artfiact on the moon that made him immortall or something. Because explanation that both sisters actually know secret of immortality but they never used it during 1000 years of their lifes is a shit, at least for me. Still I would much prefer story focused more on present than the past, with Anon not being that special snowflake that got blessed with immortality and love of goddes, but someone who appeared a lot later, and beside being on magicall moon he's normal, mortall Anon.

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>>30506722
t-thanks

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>>30506722
well fuck you, now i'm going to write a green just to spite you. it's gonna suck, but i'll do it anyway.
hopefully my shitty attempt won't dissuade others from trying.

>>30506729
>But even if only NMM and Anon ended on the moon, they wouldn't be able to survive unless we make magic that super power that can do anything
It is. Also immortal, and Luna managed for a thousand years.

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I think this is the most fleshed out prompt and idea rgre has ever had.

>>30506737
it might work if there already exists some flora and fauna on the moon, and magic only works on those things. or her conjured water and food can only last so long or start becoming impossible to use after consuming so much.

or perhaps NMM's magic is decreased after her banishment. after all, she doesn't have magical power enough to escape.

>>30506722
Thanks mate.

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>>30506722
Shhh

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What would their building aesthetics be like? Lots of dark stone? Lots of crystals or gems? Magical based light everywhere, or even bioluminescent light everywhere?

>>30506737
Yeah but we don't know if she was actually conscious during that, or maybe in some state of slumber so she could survive feedding only with magic or some other shit.
But when we talk about actually building civilization and also Anon or other ponies surviving somewhat it starts to get harder and harder.

Also magic is exactly as powerfull as writefag make it, if we assume that NMM can do everything than what is the point of them being on the moon when she can just create everything. Where are hardships and problems when she can just make them go away.
But if we take away that super strong magic, and instead of that gave them some means of survival, some atmosphere on the moon, water, some food, then actually it became struggle to survive. They need to build everything with their hoofs, blood and sweat and it became interesting. A lot more interesting than NMM just magicking everything because she can.

>>30506769
i love the idea of bioluminescence. NMM's eyes and mane glow, why not those of her children? they could even discover mooncrystals like the one floating at the end of the staff in your pic

>>30506775
I like 'NMM can do everything' but at great cost to her magic and energy. She could literally mold a new living plant species into existence from moon dust, but it's so taxing to her magically and/or physically she might not be able to do so again for months or years.

Still like the idea of them getting a lot of their rich resources from NMM literally grabbing nearby asteroids with her magic and pulling them down to the moon.

>>30506769
I think gothic and kinda spooky, yet the ponies themselves are sweethearts

>>30506801
tough as fuck sweethearts that can and sometimes do brutally take down terrifying abominations or monsters in defense of the all mother and all father and their empire

>>30506808
That would be another culture difference between Equestria and Moon. Things considered "scary" by one culture are considered mundane by the other

>>30506788
Meh, I much more prefer idea of either magic not being that strong at all, or moon not having thar much magic.
So when they meet Equestrians they are two different societies. One build completely upon magic, and other using a lot of technology with small ammount of magic used in the most efficent way so they can use even that small ammount of magic that they have on the moon.

Also if NMM still have powerfull magic then, especially at the beggining, their lives are a lot easier. Instead of hunting and gathering even small ammounts of food they can just magic it. Instead of fighting predators with crude weapons and risking their lives they can just magic them. It just makes lives for them to easy and defeat whole idea of struggling to survive on the moon.

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>>30506788
>it becomes a revered tradition among their descendants
>once she's collected enough magic and she's physically able to do so again, she molds a new species of plant from her reserves, new life to add to the moon
>it is then reverently taken by her servants and carefully planted and cultivated so it may spread far and wide and one day help turn the moon into a paradise all can live comfortably in

>>30506222
trips of truth.

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I'm unsure if this is too edgy for the prompt, but it bothered me that the "Let's fuck like rabbits and make a moon colony" doesnt seem like the logical thing for anon and NMM to do straight off the bat so my brain came up with this after remembering that one nightmare moon picture.

>They get banished by the elements.
>Elements are what make anon immortal and able to survive on the moon.
>They also allow him to give his mare offspring.
>Unfortunately, these traits do not pass onto said offspring, the firstborn simply expires shortly after birth, even with hastily applied magical aid
>Nightmare swears that will never happen again and throws herself into making the moon habitable.
This feels too edgy, but i can see it happening, especially if they just assume the foal will be fine because they've simply forgotten how inhospitable the moon's surface is due to their own hardiness.

>>30506913
limitations like this on alicorn magic are perfect. the moonponies would definitely freak out and get perfectionist about the cultivation of the newest crop, trying desperately to make the moonwheat take to the lunar soil.

>>30506896
One thing I have been thinking about is settled craters and crevices having domes of air over them. Going from settlement to settlement requires either a moonicorn or an escort of Chirops (bat pines) to work the magic that turns sunlight and dust into breathable air. Chirops venture further and further from settlement, trying to find ice they can bring back for clouds and drinking water.

>>30506722
I already sacrificed most of my time today to write autistic horsefiction based on the initial prompt and discussion, so 'literally nothing' is just plain wrong and untrue. Just wanted to let you guys know that

>>30506954
Yeah, obviously the 'fuck like rabbits and make a colony' part would come much later after the proper infrastructure has been set up. It would probably be decades before they actually started bringing new life onto the moon.

>>30506663
>an alicorn can only use this spell once
>celestia used hers on discord
>as a result, coupled with the idea that anon might be "corrupting" luna, causes her to greatly distrust anon
>this furthers the rift between the sisters, making celestia more desperate, repeat ad nauseam

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>yfw that slut, Anon, walks by and waves at you
>yfw he's wearing knee-high socks in public
He really has no shame.

>>30506014
It's best just to hide them and move on. They're kids who think
>"Lel so funy xdddddddd. I am anonamoos!"

>Initially, it was just to make the Moon more habitable (or even habitable) for herself and Anon.
>A trickle of water and grain a day eventually expanded to become a well/pool, and a tiny field using their, uh, "leavings", moon soil, and magic.
>After a few decades, they have a self-sustaining, fragile oasis.
>Luna eventually falls pregnant, due to her forgetting birth-control spell or being too tired before physically and magically to support a life in her womb.
>This snowballs over the centuries, like a game of Civilization II.

>>30506961
Well, I thought more along the lines that moon is actually livable, it's just extremely hard.

We can't make their moon being like ours because than we must make NMM capable of doing everything with her magic, because ammount of things that must be done at the beggining to allow them to survive is so big that she needs to use shitload of magic. (shelter, food, water, oxygen, temperature, after that if they want to progress she still needs to create eveything from dust and shit)
So if she moon is just rock than we actually don't have any struggle because we either create everything via magic or die. Anon is just useless there.

But if we make moon livable but with less magic than it start to be interesting. They must to build everything from the ground, we can add some dangerous animals and plants, some action, not just NMM puffing things into existence. And it gives us excuse to introduce more advanced technology, without powerfull magic moon ponies must create tech to survive.

Also gravity. If their moon has as low gravity as ours, we don't even know if they would actually survive few years there. And even if they don't die from long exposure to that, after 1000 years all moon ponies would be extremely weak. Especially NMM after living there for so long.

So we've done a great deal of worldbuilding here, but I have to know.
Where is the RGRE again?
Not shitposting, legit question.

>>30507139
Equis is still RGR while the moon is more egalitarian. The real fun begins when the two make contact.

>>30507139
we're building a setting wherein RGRE can clash with OGR without forcing Anon's central role as the only OGR character in the story. Now mares and stallions from the moon can experience the culture clash without directly involving all the problems of them being human, just having traits inherited from their human progenitor.

>>30507143
>No mares adorably moon-jumping over to Anon, scolding him for venturing outside the airlock and telling him that ice-collecting is mare's work
Disappoint.

>>30507151
Well yeah, who the fuck is going to talk down to the all father? He himself might not take too much offense, but Nightmare Moon might not be too happy about it.

>>30507075
>We can't make their moon being like ours because than we must make NMM capable of doing everything with her magic
I don't understand why that or something close to it is done, but over the course of a thousand years. Little things here and there over such a long timeframe adds up, Anon. It wouldn't just suddenly be BAM, EVERYTHING IS ALREADY DONE AND READY FOR THEM.

>>30507171
I'm torn on the issue. I absolutely adore the ideas that are being created in this thread, but there's a small part of me that also wants to see "RGRE: In Space" where it's regular ol' Anon on the moon with sexist mares. If this moon-talk keeps up I might write a few silly one-shots.

writefag here. I'm writing a story with this setting right now. following green related.

>>30507075
>dangerous animals

>swarms of moon monsters awoken from their arrival threaten them
>their numerous broods, possible only by feasting on the corpses from those who have died, attack ponies venturing out beyond the initial "landing point"
>the ponies use them as sources of meat and protein
>capturing some of the smaller creatures to try and breed them, they create dangerous ranches of monsters they have to monitor
>they kill the more aggressive ones so the more docile ones can feed on them
>over the centuries they have thousands of heads of still-belligerent livestock, with many claw-tipped limbs and mouths still full of teeth
>the biggest ones have been culled, so only their strain remains
>The moonponies create their own version of the Grox

>There are still monsters they allow to live and roam outside the crater cities and inside the mooncaves, since it is too much effort to make them all extinct
>Hunting parties of moonponies occasionally venture out to slay some of the larger and more dangerous ones that get too close
>it is a rite of passage and a source of "delicacies" for them
>they always send a portion of meat as tribute to Anon and NMM
>they decorate hunting halls with their heads, or whatever they choose to deem as the monsters' heads
>Now and then they ask the Equestrians permission to hunt in their lands

>>30507199
oh, and I was the one who wrote the train station moonpony green. here's to trying my best to write a story with them in it. i'm nowhere near good enough to write the story about their initial banishment and construction of a civilization. i'll leave that to a more practiced writefag.

>>30507212
>i'm nowhere near good enough to write the story about their initial banishment and construction of a civilization. i'll leave that to a more practiced writefag.
>tfw will never get this

>>30507177
Thing is that at the very beggining you must do a lot to be able to survive. If moon is just rock without anything on it Luna must use shitload of magic in very short time to make it livable for her and Anon. I'm not speaking about creating some great castle or something.
But still she needs to just puff a lot of shit form dust and rock. She needs to make oxygen, regulate temperature, create food and water. At the very beggining they wouldn't be able to make water from ice, maybe in the future. AND it's only her that can do it Anon is useless. And would be useless for very long time. After that she still needs to do everything with magic. Needs some wood? Magic. Metal? You don't have tools yet so magic! Muscle atrophy started? MAGIC!!!

So even if building civilization would take many years, they can't wait with survival, they need those things now. And where is struggle if only possible way to obtain them is magic? What is interesting in setting when everything is just puffed into existence. Yes at some point they can stop using magic and start to mine, or build things and grow food. But it's really long way to that point.
And than if magic is same on the moon as in Equestria why would they develop technology if using magic to do some things is easier?

>>30507212
>>30507214

>story about their initial banishment and construction of a civilization
What about story about contact with Equestria instead where we actually have some RGRE.

>>30507249
I'm working on a story like that now.
would it be in-character for twiggles to push for a "diplomatic marriage" to secure a stallion for somepony like her?

>>30505934
That brings back good memories

>>30507199
I'm captivated

>>30507268
Celestia pushing Twiggy into politicall mariagge with Anon to secure relations with moon.
Anon is already in happy relationship and as all moon inhabitants is monogamous.
Equestrians don't know about Lunar culture try to persuda Anon to leave his mare or at least add TS into herd.
He is understandable unhappy about that.
Twilight just think that she's doing good work because of her blind devotion to Celestia and borderline autism.

>>30507199
Oh yes

>>30507285
>>30507296
be sure to press "update" at the bottom to see your post.

i highly doubt purple autism would be that ignorant of their customs, since she would also be driven to study them and record everything down to every minutia imaginable, possibly even conducting "experiments" on injured moonponies residing in the local ponyville hoerspital. Anon and NMM are not happy when they find out.

>>30507249
>. If moon is just rock without anything on it Luna must use shitload of magic in very short time to make it livable for her and Anon. I'm not speaking about creating some great castle or something.
This is getting very circular here. People have already argued against this with their immortality and the fact Luna already survived the moon in the show.

>>30507319
Yeah, at some point I'd kind of like cartoonishness to take over before we start nit-picking every tiniest detail to break suspension of disbelief. They're magic, candy coloured talking horses for crying out loud

>>30507319
Luna was capable of surviving alone. We don't know if she did something or actually hibernated for 1000 years feeding with magic and other shit. I'm pretty sure that if she was conscious she would went copmletely insane. Not NMM grade insane but rather straitjacket level insane.
Also immortality not always means that they can't die. I mean maybe they are trully immortal, but maybe without air and food they would just die.

Also the problem here is that with that setting we don't have that whole initial stuggle to survive. If we go with dead moon and surviving via magic than we lose big part of interesting story. Luna magicking thing from air and Anon sitting and doing nothing. Very captivating. It's just more interesting when we have habitable moon and actually need to put some effort into surviving, and we can have characters doing something more than sitting in that one room with oxygen whole days.

Also another problem I have with barren moon is that Luna's country would be laughably weak in comparision to Equestria. It's hard to estimate Equestrian population but with ammount of food they produce it's probably at least 1 or 2 millions. Population impossible to sustain on barren moon, unless they manage to terraform big chunks of land in those 1000 years. Yeah tech will give them some edge but Equestrians still have magic.
So I just think that while cities under some kind of domes are pretty badass, habitable moon would make a lot more intersting story and a lot more sense if we start to overanalyze things. Or we can say just fuck initiall phase and jump to the moment civilization is already established on moon, so we don't have to explain shit.

>>30507374
Yeah, this guy is like, going full anti-magic here. Magic will always play a big part in anything MLP, stop trying to gimp it as hard as you can.

>>30507378
we don't have to go to one extreme or the other, we can have a mix. quantifying the limitations of magic on the moon is important in worldbuilding. she's an alicorn, so she does have a lot of power, but she's also limited in her use of it. all we have to do is establish rules for what her magic can do on the moon to believably limit it enough to make survival on the moon difficult enough, but not impossible.

I'll be using the story i'm writing in the current time to explain some things about how the moon civilization wound up, but I don't want to just spell it all out like a rulebook. again, i'd like to leave that story up to an ambitious writefag.

>>30507374
>>30507383
You are right in some regards, I try to think of setting when magic doesn't play that big role.

>Magic will always play a big part in anything MLP

That's exactly my problem, we have tons of stories like that and not much on opposite spectrum unless it's something like "Anon negate magic, fuck you unicorns". And now we have actually setting where we can do something different and it's somewhat logicall to do it.

We have actually good prompt, culturall discussion about it for few threads, a lot wordlbuilding and not that much arguing. I would say a lot better than usuall shitpost.
Maybe I demand too much form greentext, but we have a lot of stories about silly ponies doing silly things, and here actually is oportunity to do something different. Something that happens once per few months.
Story thats actually somewhat seriuos, and not LaP serious but rather serious serious. If someone want to write silly story about NMM and Anon than go ahead. I'm gonna ride it and If it's good I'm gonna like it. But that doesn't mean that we can't try to create something else.

>>30507401

I'm not saying zero magic. Just moon magic being too weak to utilize it like Equestrians. Like pegasi can fly but not controll weather in any reasonable ways. Unicorns can levitate but it's harder , Earth onies can't grow that much food so it's kinda problem. Then we have excuse to develop a lot of technology. Also because at the moon you can't just throw magic left and right, they can find new ways to use magic in more efficent way, magical inventions that never appeared in Equestria because weren't needed. So average moon unicorn would be actually quite powerfull in Equestria because he would know how to utilize magic better. Or average pegasus being better flyer than his Equestrian counterpart because he needed to learn to fly with less magic and more of his own power.
Also at the beggining NMM is too weak to do antyhing powerfull, it can chnge in time.

>>30507401
I EAGERLY AWAIT

>>30507151
>>No mares adorably moon-jumping over to Anon
>No mares adorably moon-jumping over to Anon and missing

>>30507151
>>30507591
Why can't his descendants do that? I'm sure a great great grandaughter or two would happily low gravity jump into his arms.

>>30507378
Here's the thing. A breeding group of two will not outproduce Equestria. The moon will always have a significantly small population than what Celestia rules over. It can be like Japan or something, where the culture is opposite in a lot of ways, but complementary to Equestria's.

Regarding a dead moon setting: If Luna/NMM can only make a certain area habitable, and spawn new life only with difficulty, then you still have hardship and low magic civilization.
I will cede that realistic application of the effects of low gravity should just be ignored.

>>30507591
>Mares floating by, flailing their widdle hoofsies and trying to grab Anon as they pass him

>>30507591
>you will never catch a moon-jumping mare into a hug

>>30507611
I still argue for complete magical terraforming of the moon over the course of their thousand years to make it habitable. In regards to never having a numerical advantage over Equestria, that just means you'll have to make every individual much higher in quality.

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the writefags have sure been quiet through all of this

I've got a new update for my story "Sweet Talks are made of this".

It's not quite as big as I had hoped, but I had guests over, and it dragged on. Hope to expand on it in the next days. For now, more worldbuilding.

The story (pastebin.com/7W1q3Y21) is continued from line 143.

>Watching the royal entourage from a distance was an... interesting study of group dynamics.
>A steady stream of messengers, noters and journalists followed in the wake of the royal pair, each with their own questions, or missives.
>Admittedly, the majority of enquiries was directed at the queen, but if she was occupied with answering another one, king Anonymous would answer in her stead.
>At the start of the journey to the dinning hall, all the questioners had been following behind the queen, hoping for a fragment of her undivided attention.
>However, when Anonymous had begun answering the milling probes as well, the ponies began milling towards him as well.
>His answers were concise, few words spent unnecessarily, but still providing crystal clear instructions. The explanations given were all delivered after a brief break to consider the pros and cons.
>A reaffirming smile, or well meaning comment followed with his comments, sparking positivity and confidence in his listeners.
>Not once did the queen stop to draw his answers or his reasoning into doubt. Although you did spy her left ear following her significant others words like a hawk.
>"King Anonymous, what's the royal stance on the Saddle Arabian expansion in shipwright?" A reporter from the Nightly News asks.
>"The republic welcomes new trade possibilities, and congratulate the Saddle Arabians on their innovation," he says confidently.
>"Your highness, the republic army has been grounded to a halt twenty miles into Diamond Dog territory. Our advances are stopped by the dogs defenses and ditches. What would you have us do?", a gruff looking thestral questions.
>The king halts for a moment before he answers.

>>30507712
>>30507719
kek

>>30507719
>"Have the troops pull back fifteen miles from the front. When the enemy combatants try to recover ground, have long range magic artillery fire on their supply lines, followed up by a flanking maneuver on their side from the air.
>Geez, that sounds a bi-...
>"Genius, your highness! We can have the air troops keep the dogs out in the open, while the main forces move to attack again," the mare says before quickly departing.
>The kings smiles a somber smirk, as new ponies group up for his opinion.
>"Your majesty, the royal coffers..."
>"Sir Anonymous, there's a fire at..."
>"Your greatness, what should we..."
>The questions, ranging far and wide in both severity and effect are answered. Political, military, socio-economical and every day issues are all given equal amounts of attention.
>From the humble farm mare asking for resources with rebuilding her family farm to the Canterlot nobles whining about some new taxes, each individual can present their case for the king, and receive a royal resolution.
>You are speechless. The stress, and pressure put on the king does not seem to phase him in the slightest. He elegantly navigates the cases, and with a lack of a better term, looks to be enjoying himself.
>Looking to your left, you spy miss Quill. The mare with a now frazzled mane bun has recovered from her small breakdown. She is carefully reading through her notes as she walks alongside you.
>It is not without quite some difficulty though. Her bags are stocked with multiple sheets and books, and her magic is still out of the question.
>Her awkward juggling of the papers using her hooves, proves clearly that she is still very much in preference of using her own magics to get by her daily life.
>Looking around you, there is not a single unicorn nearby who is using their horns. Not even the guards or Nightmare Moon herself.

>>30507729
>Even out here, the pedestals with the magic flames are affected. As your retinue walks along the stone walls, each bright ethereal fire turns from a clear source of light, to nothing more than a flicker.
>It looks like your hypothesis might just be proven theory, you ruminate.
>King Anonymous really is the source of the anti magic field.
>How could this be, you ponder. There's no known living thing in existence in Equestria that does not have some inherent magical reservoir, however minute.
>For crying out loud, magical signatures where how microbes were discovered by scientists in the royal labs centuries ago.
>How could a highly functional – and quite capable of baking – creature exist, much less thrive in high society?
>Is he wearing some sort of mobile field? Can those even be mobile? And where does he carry it on his body?
>Your thoughts are interrupted, as even the mightiest of travels has their endings. The gathering of royalty, guards, and common ponies has arrived at the doors to the dinning hall.
>The queen turns to look at her husband in front of the doorway. He in turn is busy explaining the technicalities of his rebuttal to what seems to be an architect, judging from her saddlebags full of blueprint drawings.
>Nightmare Moon clears her throat, before tapping her enraptured husbands shoulder.
>"Dearest star," she says, nodding towards the door.
>"Oh, right, I'll be done in a second, Moons," he says. "Miss Mullion, I can assure you, this plan will work! As a matter of-"
>Huffing in annoyance, "Moons" begin dragging her husband by the sleeve into the hall, as the king eagerly continues his assurances to the royal architect.
>You follow the royal pair, alongside miss Quill.
>The sound of one of the guards left in the hallway call out.
>"The royal pair will be unavailable for the three hours. Important enquires are to be delivered to the stationed captain. She will then hand those deemed worthy to the royal noter, who again will..."

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>>30507738
>The guards monotonous speech fades out, as the heavy oak doors are closed behind you.
>Taking in the dining hall is a sight to behold. The large walls are either clad in bounding shades of blue, purple and onyx, or with humongous paintings.
>A large wooden table takes up the majority of the central plateau. A heavy table cover in the royal colors cover the surface. Silver tableware and candelabra has been placed on the cloth, giving the room a warm and comforting shine.
>The table is only laid for four ponies sitting at one of the ends. The large pairs of chairs at the end is obviously made for the king and queen. You hold your breath as you hope your suspicions will be proven.
>The royal pair covers the distance to the chairs, with the king sitting down in the largest.
>He motions for you to sit in the chair to the right of his, offering you a warm smile.
>This places you right next to him, perpendicularly.
>Score one, for the Sweet Talks!

And that's what I've been able to squeeze out. I know it is short, but as I said, I'll expand further on the interaction between the king and Sweet Talks.
As always, if you guys find any mistakes, point them out and I'll correct them in the pastebin.
Thanks for reading.

The best thread theme continues its reign!

>>30507738
>>Huffing in annoyance, "Moons" begin dragging her husband by the sleeve into the hall, as the king eagerly continues his assurances to the royal architect.
That's cute.

>>30507783
The fact this was an update to a NMM story now of all times tickles me.

>>30507783
You beautiful son of a bitch

>>30507591
>The mare's stern disapproval and demands for a hot dinner waiting for her when she gets home from work fade quieter and quieter as she slowly drifts past Anon

>>30506435
What plant life is there on the moon? Hmmmmmmmm?

>>30507190
Then combine Equestria with Futurama and set it in the year 3,000. Even better, have Anon arrive in Equestria at the present day and meet Celestia/Luna, then have him timeskipped to 3k.

Imagine Celestia and Luna's reaction to seeing him again.

>>30507930
Anon when he runs out of air

>>30507937
ehhh

never really cared for mixing pones and high tech futuristic society

>>30507947
>Luna can create/teleport air, water, and plant life on the moon
>Can't do it with animals
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>30507952
I know. Have you seen a pony's hooves? Try driving a fancy flying car with that shit.

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>>30506014
It's summer.
All the little shortbus kiddies hop on thinking they're cool because mommy let's them go on Disney.com without getting permission first each time they use the computer.

>>30508088
>mommy let's them go on Disney.com without getting permission first

What did he mean by this?

>>30508116
I don't know. It's the sort of directionless comeback that you heard like 10 years ago in school. It's weird to hear that coming from an adult. The guy's all over the place, why did he even bring Disney up?

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>>30508116
Disney.com tells you that you have to be 13 or older to use it (like porn sites tell you that you have to be 18 or older).

>>30508180
>>directionless
Are you legitimately retarded, or just so bad at comprehending the english language that you cannot deduce simple implied meaning?

>>30508088
that's...oddly specific, anon. are you speaking from experience? are you signalling to the other kiddies that you're too cool for them, and your parents don't restrict your internet access?

>>30508116
>>30508180
>>30508220
Different anon here.
Holy fuck.
EVERYONE on this general is apparently a forever alone screeching turbo-autist.

How in moot's sweaty asscheeks are so many people not able to grasp simple connections between summerfags and a website dedicated to catering to exceptionally young children?

>>30508259
I understand the reference, but

>mommy lets them
>without getting permission

>>30508259
>moot's
Literally who

>>30508276
some newfag

>>30508088
>lets them
>without permission
pick one

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>>30508276
You're retarded, a newfag, and/or just so inhumanly bad at communicating via the english language that you think that statement might actually convey an intelligible thought.

>>30508308
what

>>30508308
Jesus

>>30508308
The-joke-vs-your-head.jpg

>>30508275
>>30508300
Holy christ.
You're both legitimately retarded.
Can you not read?
>>without getting permission first each time they use the computer.
This states in NO uncertain terms that she allows a blanket-permission to do so without seeking her out at every instance of computer use.

If you bothered to read what was written (or perhaps you simply lack the mental capacity to comprehend the english language), you would have understood quite clearly what was being said.

It was a nice thread.

Was.

>>30508323
If that was an attempt at humor, I weep for humanity.

>>30508341
Now for bats

>>30508276
i read that as "moonies"

>>30508338
>Getting this mad that nobody understands your engrish-ey "insult"

Let us compare.

>>30508308
Well drafted statement, proper sentence structure/punctuation, complete sentence with clearly defined intent.

>>30508320
One name. No proper punctuation. Total lack of effort or coherent thought.
>>30508315
Same as above, but additionally couldn't be bothered with simple capitalization.

>>30508372
You may be autistic, Anon.

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>>30507719
Huh.
I thought this was going to be a one-shot.
What a pleasant surprise.

>>30508372
The latter two didn't have the vehement autism found in the former though, anon.

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>ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
God, you faggots are fucking pathetic

>>30508417
ok

>>30508388
I want to be snuggled by a horse sized Moony

>>30508388
>Moonie will never kiss you on the forehead
>She will never roll her eyes at your coltish whimsy when you start pointing out constellations in her mane

>>30508388
freckles on moonponies when

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>>30508450
Hmm... I'll allow this. But not for all of them.

>>30508417
I blame whatever fuckwit brought it up in the first place...

>>30508116
(^ This guy)

>>30508475
Yes.
Freckles on biggest moonpony is agreeable.

>>30508484
>What did he mean by this?
That was clearly sarcasm.

>>30508484
Yeah, if you don't want trolls, don't respond to them. (It's amazing how many autists don't understand this.)

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>>30508501
>sarcasm
>to a blatantly obvious troll post

All these anons freaking out over a troll, and I'm just here waiting for PoppedAnon to deliver us more comfy-baby-horse story.

>>30508511
>It's summer.
>All the little shortbus kiddies hop on thinking they're cool because mommy let's them go on Disney.com without getting permission first each time they use the computer.

Sounds like someone trying (and failing) to be witty, rather than a troll.

>>30508435
I want to be struggle snuggled by a horse-sized Moony.

>>30508545
>Just relax as she holds you with her strong limbs
>Rest your head on her warm barrel while she kisses you and grooms your hair with her teeth

>>30508534
Basically.

>>30508492
I want to count each and every freckle with my lips.

>>30508526
>tfw luna and moonpony worldbuilding is kill

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Moonpony incoming. let me know if its shit.
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>'My dearest Twilight,'
>'I know you've done well in keeping abreast of the current re-integration efforts of my sister and her children, but there has been a new development.'
>'They now wish to conduct a Great Hunt in the Everfree forest as part of their yearly traditions.'
>'As a token of goodwill and willingness to embrace them, I hope that you accept their proposals, but now that you are a princess, it is time for you to take some responsibility.'
>'I leave it to you for the final descision. Their delegation will arrive at your castle in ten days.'
>'Your teacher and friend, Celestia.'
>...
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you are definitely not prepared for these horseapples.
>You need to get the girls there for this meeting.
>They'd love to meet the Kind and Queen of the Moon, if anything.
>Perhaps also to be on-call should something happen.
>Not that you're saying something will happen!
>But just in case.
>Rarity will definitely have some ideas on how to decorate and prepare for something this regal.

>A knock on your door signals the arrival of the Queen's security detachment.

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>>30508635
>You open it and give your warmest greetings.
"Hello, you must be Captain Frigoris Insularum. Welcome to Castle Friendship!"
>She bows in the darkening road, along with the rest of her group.
>Their armor of thin, flowing plates black as the night sky, slide across each other with an unnerving silence.
>The design of the plates accomodates the amulet at the center of her chest emblazoned with Nightmare Moon's cutiemark
>Along several of their ears they wear earring, long loops of silver with the thinnest metal strands connecting a few of them, holding aloft faintly-glowing stones
>You try not to stare too long
>You'd give your left wing to study one of those.
>They stand again, silent as ever
>They're all much taller than you, too.
>Somewhere between your height and that of Princess Celestia
>But their limbs are so much thinner and longer than yours
>Only the ten pairs of glowing slitted eyes alerts you that you've been staring.
>Your days around the castle and other guards had lead you to expect, and eventually ignore, the clinking of metal plates and buckles that always accompanied the movements of guards
>But now its abscence is louder.
>"Good evening, Princess Sparkle," she responds in the signature voice of a moonpony
>Despite a pitch near Pinkie's level, there is a low whispering tone the accompanies every syllable, leaving faint traces of an echo when they stop talking.
>"We are here to begin preparations for the arrival of the All-Father and All-Mother for negotiations."
"Of course, of course. Please, come in."

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>>30508643
>She nods and enters, followed by another nine moonponies all clad in armor.
>You can't help but stare again at some of the moonpony stallions that pass by you
>You really hope none of them noticing you eyeing their flanks
>Or that your face doesn't betray your imaginations of what their stallionflanks look like under all that armor
>"Princess Sparkle."
>You turn back to the Captain.
"Oh! Yes?"
>"Please, can you show us to the meeting room? We'd like to get set up."
"Yes, yes, right this way."
>They follow, of course, silently
>You can't tell if it's professionalism or awkwardness.
>Knowing you, it's probably awkwardness, so you try to start up a conversation.
>Definitely not in a bid to learn more about them.
"So, Captain, have you been a royal guard for long?"
>"Yes, but we call it the Core Guard. I oversee the Galaxy of Mother Moon's guards, but the ponies in the Cluster with me are the hoof-picked best of the best, except for those guarding Mother Moon and Father Anon back home. My family has served as guardians as far back as our house-founder, Insularum."
>Resist, Twilight.
>Don't take out a quill and scroll here.
>You can trust your memory to write this down later.
"R-really? I'm surprised that cutiemarks related to defense have continued that many generations. Even the Apple family gets a few outliers every now and then. I wonder if that's from An--Father Anon's bloodline?"
>She stops for a moment and looks at you, her glowing slit-iris orbs piercing into your soul.

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>>30508648
>"I will forgive your ignorance this time, Princess, as you are probably not well-acquainted with our ways, but please refrain from referring to our King by All-Father, or our Queen by Mother Moon. Those titles are for their children, and their children alone. I wouldn't call your mother "Mommy," so please refer to them as King Anonymous and Queen Selena."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. I'll be sure to remember that in the future. Heh, silly me..."
>She turns and continues down the hall, and you eager catch up, happy that she's ignored your rudeness.
>"As for our cutiemarks, they do not bind us to a talent, but to our house. I have the same cutiemark as our House-Founder, as did my mother, and grandfather, all the way back. New cutiemarks only emerge with each New Moon."
"Really? Spike, take some--I mean, I'll have to remember that too."
>Close call there.
>You lead them to a smaller chamber and open the door
>You had initially thought to use the one with the map, but decided against it
>Wouldn't want to have it activate in the middle of things.
"Well, this is where the negotiations will be held. I hope it's to your liking."
>She and her guards follow in, eyeing the lavish furnishings you and Rarity worked on
>A mahogany table with enough height for King Anonymous to sit and a chair that he could use
>Large cushions on the floor surrounding it that you got from Canterlot
>A place for tea in the middle, enough room for guards, and a nice window overlooking Ponyville and the Everfree Forest beyond.

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>>30508659
>At one end of the room a pair of stallions set down a large black box you hadn't noticed when they came in.
>It opens up almost like a chest, with blocks folding out from the center connected with chains attached to the base of the center
>Crystal-topped levers and buttons poke out of a center shelf, with one large one in the center
>One of the unicorns presses his hoof against it, causing everything poking out to glow as well
>The other hoof goes up to his ear and he mumbles something.
>Mental note: determine fixation/obsession of moonponies and glowing objects.
>Aesthetic choice, or related to their magic?
>More research required.
"Excuse me Captain, but what is that?"
>She glances at the box
>"Some of our required equipment. It is harmless, so pay it no mind."
>What?
>That's not...you can't just bring something like that in here and not expect--
>"Captain?" the stallion asks in his strange voice, "Tangle complete. How much time will you require?"
>Oh my.
>It sounds almost as if Nightmare Moon had been a stallion.
>Low and smooth, with the same whispering undertone and echo the captain has
>You could listen to him for hours.

>>30508662
>"Three hours will suffice, Lieutenant," she responds.
>The lieutenant goes back to pressing buttons and mumbling again.
>"Move the furniture over to the side. I need two square armspans clear," she commands, pointing her amor-clad but still-dainty hoof at the other ponies.
>You're about to object to the destruction of your carefully-coordinated floorplan when Spike shows up at the door.
>"Hey Twilight, I have the tea and cookies ready, just like you asked. Whoa..."
>The moonponies in the room have stopped moving, each of them directing their gaze at your assistant.
>They seem tense.
>One of them even has a hoof up against her barrel, her frog next to the pack on her back.
>The captain looks at you with an eye raised.
"Oh! Oh, heh, thank you, Spike. Captain, I'd like you to meet my number one assistant Spike. He's a baby dragon I've raised since I hatched him. Don't worry, he's harmless, and as helpful as can be!"
>She nods and turns back to her subordinates.
>"At ease. Continue your work."
>She looks Spike up and down, almost appraising him.
>You'd be offended in any other situation, but she is head of security, so you suppose some scrutiny of everything in the castle is to be expected.
>"Twilight, please do not take this the wrong way, but please keep him away from this room until the All-Mother and All-Father arrive."
>"Hey!" Spike pouts, "I grew up in a castle, I know how to behave myself around royalty!"

>>30508662
>Tangle
Magic entanglement?

>>30508635
>Luna's ethereal mane braided up
My heart just got an erection.

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>>30508667
>She doesn't even look at him.
>"His presence interferes with our magic. Lieutenant, what distance will you need?"
>What sort of magic gets suppressed by dragons?
>He's resistant to magic, he doesn't dampen it!
>You run your head through several different special scenarios where something like that would be needed
>Only in your most sensitive experiments requiring exact magical readings would...
>"About...forty hooves, Captain," he responds without looking away from his box.
>Please keep talking, Leiutenant.
>Oh what you would give to sit and listen to him read aloud to you your limited-edition Mango's Magical Motivation Metrics.
>"Forty hooves then, Princess. After that it will be no problem."
"Right, of course, I'll take care of it..."
>You need to write some of this stuff down.
>You have so many notes floating around in your head already.
>This will be the perfect excuse.
"Yes, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'll be right back."
>Quill. Scroll. Now.

---

and done. let me know if you find any mistakes. I'll try to keep this updated at a regular pace. probably.
https://pastebin.com/N6W5REma

>>30508635
>>30508643
>>30508648
>>30508659
>>30508662
>>30508667
>All this well-written greentext
Please never leave.

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>>30508682
BOI
HE'S FUCKING DOIN IT

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>>30508682
Yes. please continue.

>>30507591
>Moon Ponies get homesick when in equestria
>invent Moon-shoes to remind them of home
>They sell like Hotcakes

>>30508682
OH SHIT NIGGA

>>30508675
>Quantumagical Entanglement

>>30508715
Quantum doesn't really mix well with any other words, so
>Thaumaturgical entanglement
Would explain why it would be so sensitive to Spike, that sort of shit is notoriously finicky.

>>30508662
>>30508682
>Twiggle gets distracted everytime the stallion talks.
They're going to own the everfree forest after this, poor mares got it bad.

>>30508896
>The stallion isn't saying anything pertaining to washing dishes or cooking her dinner, so she mostly tunes him out

>>30506060
Fuck, that pun is actually good.

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>>30508682
I'm so glad these last 2 threads went the way they did

This is fanfuckingtastic

>>30508682
Neat. Cant wait to get into the "meat" of the story so I can see what you do with this.

>>30508635
>>They'd love to meet the Kind and Queen of the Moon, if anything.
*King

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>>30508682
I am highly interest. Oh yes, do continue.

>>30508998
One of Anon's titles is "the Kind" because he's so damned benevolent towards his moon-children.

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>>30509045
>towards his moon-children
>ONLY towards his moon-children
>he may have mellowed out Nightmare Moon but he still has a deep distrust and dislike towards Equestria's ponies and Celestia

>>30509064
He calls them "space-niggers".

>>30509075
"Fuck off space niggers we're full."

>>30509130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh8WQN3x8oY

>>30509130
Now I'm imagining the denizens of the moon as some sort of space Australia.

>Fuck off cunts, we're full.

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>>30509075

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So Nightmare Moon has her armor and iconic helmet, does that mean Anon has his own armor too? Surely he must, being the ageless King beside the Queen.

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>One day, a group of human colonists arrive on the moon to exploit the helium-3 stores it has.

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>>30506999
>>30506222

>>30508682
Moar.

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>>30509157
Turn back the spaceships

>>30509210
If we go with the "Alicorn magic made Anon superhuman because no he has no magic outlet" thing someone said in the old thread, then I think this would be neat.

>No shirt or armor on chest. Superhuman form is left exposed.
>Baggy midnight black silk pants that stop mid-shin. Armor plates like Nightmare's on them more for decoration than anything.
>Maybe some loose flowy bits around the waist for a billowing effect while walking.
>No shoes. Feet are left bare.
>Plain armor-colored crown stashed somewhere that's almost never used.
>Tribal trinkets here and there on him from the earliest days of the kingdom.

>>30509293
even the all powerful princesses need armor anon

>>30509301
We don't know that they need it. It could be a fashion choice, or a symbol of solidarity with their soldiers, or any one of a dozen other things.

>>30509311
if they couldnt be harmed they wouldnt need guards

>>30509319
they need the guards there so one of them can die to make things serious. they're like canaries in a coal mine: when on of them bites it, you know shit is going down.

>>30509319
There are good tactical reasons for highly powerful, nigh invincible beings to be surrounded by scrubs. For example, allowing a guard to take a hit to let the Princess get a shot in. The Princesses don't need guards to defend them. They need them to defend everyone else.

>>30509327
>>30509337
i dont buy it

if that was the case they wouldnt need to be accompanied by royal guards wherever they go and have them always nearby their thrones

just accept theyre ageless not immortal

>>30509354
I don't believe they're invulnerable. I do believe that anything that could do significant damage to them would laugh at the armor they have.

>>30508682
I fuck with it.

>>30509372
Despite all their magic, I imagine a bolt getting stabbed into their chest would still put them in a hospital.

>>30509372
A bullet/arrow would still kill them dead if they didn't have time to react.

>>30508338
I think you're mad, possibly because you're mentally deficient

>>30509301
They're magically powerful, but we don't know whether or not they can still scrape themselves on a bramble or get other boo-boo's like mortal ponies.
Meanwhile, a superman-esque strength anon wouldn't have to worry about discomfort even walking across broken glass and razor blades.

>>30509766
Anon there is definitely mad, but damned if he isn't right. The phrasing could have been a bit more idiot-proof, but it's plenty clear enough to understand at first glance.

>>30509843
>but we don't know whether or not they can still scrape themselves on a bramble or get other boo-boo's like mortal ponies.
Celestia got her ass handed to her by Chrysalis.

>>30509879
In a magic-vs-magic backlash from an enemy that was supercharged by the now-prince of what equates to "food/power land" to said enemy. Additionally, he had spent plenty enough time around Cadence to get some benefit from her talent being used on/around him, as well as his having enough love to satisfy the princess of love.

Based on what we've seen of canon MLP;FiM so far, I'm all but certain that Celestia and Luna are ~more or less~ just as vulnerable to basic physical injury as any other person (save Pinkie, Discord, and some other likewise super-powered entities).

>>30509879
Meh, using Chrysalis, another "alicorn" type of creature, doesn't really work. Not to mention she was being fueled by the power of love itself, and considering the kind of show it is, the only power debate really needed is "is friendship more powerful than love?"

Like, even Chrysalis didn't expect to beat Celestia in a straight up fight, and was surprised that feeding on Shining Armor's love let her become as powerful as it did.

Have we ever seen a single alicorn battle against anything other than another alicorn, or something being powered by a vague super magic source?

Twilight's battle with Tirek obviously doesn't count. Though it was the combined power of four alicorns, and the fight they had was similar to what the fandom thought a single alicorn could do.

>>30509910
pinkie is a meme

shes just the animators cartoon logic plaything

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>>30509911
>these things that prove me wrong don't count

>>30509942
>Those things that have not been mentioned by anyone else (even myself) to dispute your point should count
What the fuck are you talking about? Name one that doesn't fall under the obvious "cartoon logic" that prevents bleeding/serious injury.

(If unicorn-twi can survive like +8 tons being dropped on her skull from +10 stories up, yet RD crashing with half that force gets laid up in a hospital for plot-convenience, then obviously we have to exclude similar events for the same reason, like Celly falling during her NMM battle with barely a sore spot.)

>>30509998
Yeesh, I need to sleep.
Though my point is entirely valid, those grammatical and word omission errors are pretty bad.

>>30510003
>New expansion pack for 'Planet of Ponycraft' is released
>New race is green-skinned humanoids, similar in shape to an existing and long-time creative director for the game
>All male
>PoP, a game with the unfortunate reputation of being purely for basement dwellers already, becomes even more ripe for public mockery
>Fans of the series are wary about the new expansion for this and other reasons
>Refer to it as the 'husbando simulator' Expac leading up to and after release
>Update drops
>Players are pleasantly surprised
>The last few expacs have been rather shaky in areas, but the current build offers interesting new dungeons with a new, reasonable gearing system
>All classes are touched up and brought closer to each other in balance then they have been in years
>One class in particular, one that never gets any love, is almost completely overhauled into something new and exciting and functions well at launch with few-to-no experience-ruining bugs
>You know the one
>Yeah, that one
>Not everyone likes the gender lock on the new race, but few of them can resist the fresh eye-candy
>Overworld is flooded with green humanoids for weeks after release
>Scant armor barely covers anything; large, occasionally bejeweled codpieces
>Player numbers increase gradually improve
>"I didn't really play it or like it that much"
>"9/10 --PGN"
>Stallionists screech 'SEXISM' loudly and are largely ignored
>The porn scene for PoP explodes back into relevance
>Tuftbeards at critical mass
>'eh pretty gay i guess' End

>>30510170
>When the expansion was in early development they thought to address the 'all male' thing to avoid claims of pandering.
>Their solution was to make females for the race.
>By, of course, making the females bigger and more monstrous than the husbando males.

>>30510170
>PGN
Bunch of useless shills that gave Haylo 5 a 9/10 for fucks sake

>>30509942
>>30509998
>>30510003
Wait, what?

I'm the guy who posted >>30509911. What are you guys talking about? I'm referring to how Twilight's fight doesn't count because she was supercharged, and so that fight isn't indicative of how powerful a single alicorn is normally.

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>>30508259
dude he was referring to when moot sold the site. it was a joke. please stop.

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>>30510218
>mfw green, muscular, 7'7 amazon women

>>30506722
Then fucking write it.
>>30506736
This is the attitude we need more of.
I'm not really into this moonland stuff but it's a hell of a lot better than the constant spamming of "BREED THE THIRSTY MARES" from a couple of months ago. That shit really killed my writeboner hard.
>>30506983
Fucking immigrants.
>>30507199
Keep going.
>>30507212
Fuck your opinions, I say you're good enough to try.
>>30507783
Aww yiss, more of that thing I've been liking.
>>30508388
Largepons a nice.
>>30508682
Is good, more when?

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>>30510252
Sounds awesome.

>>30509856
Anon, nobody liked your strange insult. Let it go.

>>30510003
>>30509998
>>30509942
>>30509911
>>30509910
>>30509879
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>>30509402
>>30509390
>>30509372
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>>30509301
Just give Anon his stupid armor, you fucking babies. How did "you know what would be neat? Anon getting armor!" turn into this mess?

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>Anon likes to whistle when he goes for walks
>Accidentally starts imitation pegasi mating calls
>Confused pegasi flock around him

>>30509219
>Upon seeing the astronauts, he bends his knees, cusps his hands into claws, stares into the stars before preforming his terrible warcry.
>"Get off my moon, you fucking normies!"

>>30510827
Do you even know where you are?

>Implying Anon's moon civilization would be any different than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

Something neat I thought of after browsing the last thread.
Imagine magic in Equestria as the ability to shape the world according to your desires.
The more you believe that your vision of the world is true, the more you are able to change the world around you.
That would explain why the insane Discord is able to change it so much.
>Enter Anon as a child.
>As a child, growing up and dying are not real to him.
>Thus, Anon is immortal, unable to grow up, staying a child forever.
>When his friends start passing on he is unable to do the adult thing and move on.
>As time passes, rather than lose his memories, he is able to remember everything without flaw.
>One last death and he can no longer take it, running away.
>A few centuries later, Twilight and the mane 6 are called on for a friendship lesson.
>They find a strange city.
>Every day, everypony does the same things.
>Every day is the same as yesterday.
>It is almost as if time never passes in the town.
>The names and faces of some ponies in the town are also identical to famous ponies in the past.
>It's an idyllic town, and looks almost like a historical reenactment.
>The only one that stands out is a young monkey, who lives in a small house with his adoptive parents.
>He claims to know nothing about the town being weird and insists that everything is fine.
>He throws temper tantrums when they point out something weird.
>And then all the ponies around town will drop everything that they are doing to comfort and reassure him.
>And everything will go back to the way it was.
>How should the M6 go about this problem?

What did you think, a good premise?

>>30511312
I'd read it

>>30511312
>>Thus, Anon is immortal, unable to grow up, staying a child forever.
>Pedomares everywhere state that he's fair game, because the colt is centuries old, so he's above the age of consent.

>>30510922
>Anon goes for a walk around Ponyville
>Decides to whistle a little tune to keep himself occupied
>Tune varies in pitch, tone and rhythm as he varies up the songs he whistles
>Pegasi mares get varying signals from "I will kill you! your children! and your grandchildren if you touch my birdbath!" to "I want sum fuk"
>Stallions never straight up just ask for sex, you have to do so many loops and tricks it'd put a Wonderbolt to shame
>They certainly can't pass this up
>But what was that about "pancakes on the roof" and the fact he'd kill us?
>It must be like those Japaneighse animes which they totally don't watch
>Pegasi mare after pegasi mare goes up behind Anon each one interrupted from their attempt to get his attention by the next
>They get interrupted so quickly they don't even get a sound out
>As more join behind him the more nervous and awkward they feel about the whole thing
>One of two things will happen next
>Either Anon will be tackled by a swarm of every single pegasus mare and some married ones too and carried off to a nice secluded cloud for an hour or 48
>Or a trail of unconscious pegasi will be left in Anonymous' wake
>The innocent pure stallion none the wiser as the pegasi fight as quietly as possible, since those sensitive, sweet colts hate fighting right?

>>30511398
Anon forms unintelligible sentences while whistling.
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously!"
"Fuck me in the pancakes and murder for grandchildren in grass dragon glass dome thunder."
Anon is diagnosed with autism.

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>>30511418
>Anon's whistling roughly translates to horrific hate speech chocked full of tribist slurs like "zigger", "featherbag", "hornheads", "mudpony", and more.
>Anon taken to horspital, Dr. thinks he has autism (and pehaps he's the next Bitler), anon then explains that he was just whistling a meaningless tune from his homeworld called "The Andy Griffith Theme Music".
>Back on Earth, Andy S. Griffith turns in his grave.

>>30511396
Exactly.

>>30511448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6CZW4rRGfY