They just asked you to buy them some beer, cigarettes and Funyons.

>>30480445
notify their love one and keep the money.

>>30480445
Buy them non-alcoholic beer. I doubt they will notice. I'll buy them the cigarettes but I'll cut off the filters and get the harshest ones possible so they get a bad first impression. And then I'll buy them the funyons cause there isn't much bad about them.

>>30480462

DEM AIN'T YORE FUNYONS! DEM'S FOXY'S FUNYONS!!!

>>30480445
Get them drunk and smash.

>>30480445
Buy them tap water, the funyons and instead of buying them cigarettes get dried cow shit and wrap them and give it to them.

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>>30480445
I see your thinly-veiled greentext bait thread and I raise you a read the fucking rules, please.

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>>30480445
Those things are inappropriate for fillies your age.
Sit right here while I go have a talk with your parents and/or legal guardians.

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>>30480516
>I see your thinly-veiled greentext bait thread and I raise you a read the fucking rules, please.


I see your being a complete pussy and I raise you a meme that encourages you to kill yourself, please.

>>30480445

>"Apple Bloom, your parents died of lung cancer"
>"You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
>"And Scootaloo, the reason your dad left was because he was an alcoholic, and that's why your mother was unable to care for you, sending you to the orphanage."
>"Sweetie Belle, you know that Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are high risk foals, you should know better than to let them do this."
>"Look, I'm not mad at you, and I'm not going to tell the guards or your guardians."
>"But I'm very, yrev disappointed in you."

>>30480445
Buy them a quality scotch and some premium cigars instead, then teach them how to be refined in their vices.

>>30480445
I go tell Applejack, obviously.

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>>30480445
>punch them in the face, left to right
>tackle them and hold them all down
>rape them
>rape each of them like a madman
>their screams make me hard
>I come inside them, impregnating them
>months later, they give birth to still borns
>they all die during birthing
>mfw dubs

>>30480445
get them drunk and then rape and sell them to the glue factory.

>>30480445
Agree, take the money, and then walk out the back door of the shop and go home with my newfound wealth.

>>30480445
Tell them to keep the money and buy it with my own, along with some breath mints and air fresheners so they can hide the smell, just in case.
Then I'd come by the next day and see if they want more - or just want anything else I can buy for them.
If they don't, I'd tempt them with a trip to the toy store.

Spending money on women is my fetish.

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>>30480445

blackmail them with rape and molestation for asking me. filly vagina is some of the sweetest vagina in all of equestria.

>>30480445
>accept in exchange for sexual favors
Is that the answer you wanted anon? Because that's what I would do.

>>30480462
Dont cut the filter that stuff can make you sterile applejack wont be happy with you when the next generation of apples aint coming

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>>30482900
Yeah coz her and rara can't make foals together.
They WILL have amazing sex that I'd pay to see tho.

>>30480850
>Anon gets willingly exploited/pushed around by fillies
Fic potential.

>>30480445
Get the paddle and got to town on their rumps.