How was Starlight Glimmer not immediately drug-tested after

>>30476437
Not the first time it happens in the school.
Kids must be used to all the magic shit.

We must build a wall around the portal.

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>>30476437
I don't know, dude, I don't watch the doug movies.

>>30476489
cool meme

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>>30476437
>girl doing something stupid for attention

>>30476471
Yeah, but the tradeoff is between "falsely accused, but under reasonable suspicion" and "she brought enough drugs for everyone and now she's going to share them."

>>30476471
The government is investigating

>>30476489
...?

>>30476500
What does that pic have to do with that post?

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>>30476437
This makes me want to watch it.

Don't do this to me. I watched the first three EqG and they were all awful and I do not want to ruin Glimmer for myself by watching another episode of that non-canon garbage. The caps of her eating ice cream are bad enough.

>>30477037
Eh, Legend Of Everfree is cute.

>>30476437
Y'know, for some reason, I thought if Starlight went into the human world, she would turn into a woman. Not a teenage girl.

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>>30477146
Well, for what it's worth, she DOES look a little older than Twilight Sparkle...

>>30477649
it's the eyeshadow

>>30477657
And perhaps she resorts to it because she is a little older!

>>30477037
If you watch any other cartoons or anime you can go ahead and watch them. It's just a normal cartoon, anon.

>>30476471
>Happens all the time
>School still open

Is every other town in the EQG universe brimming with magic? If so why'd they end Legend of Everfree by asking where the magic at the camp came from?

>>30477037
How would it ruin Glimmer for you? I fucking love Starlight more than anything in the world and I thought it was cute.

>>30477146
Starlight just smokes a lot.

>>30478106
Tobacky, or wacky tobacky?

>>30476437
>on all fours
unf

>>30477037
Only the first two were bad.

>>30477146
everyone is a teenage girl, I know I am and you?

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>>30478577
Neither. She has one of those big BBQ grill/smoker things and every weekend she's smoking beef briskets, bratwurst, and whole chickens over hickory and mesquite.

She's the heaviest smoker in town and when there's a block party she feeds the whole neighborhood.

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>>30476437
Illegal drugs don't exist in the EqG universe.

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>>30479218

>>30476471
And we must make the ponies pay for it!

>>30479062
The first two? Rainbow Rocks was my favourite, (those songs... especially the dazzlings songs and credits song) and even the first had that Helping Twilight Win The Crown song. (Cheesy lyrics notwithstanding.).

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>>30479062
Are you implying that FG was better than RR?

>>30476471
they should add an iris to it

>>30479062
RR was the only good one, cocklord.

>>30477961
Because at least for the school they know it's coming from the dumb statue base thing.

>>30477037
The first two specials are garbage, the third one makes up for it by actually being kind of good.

>>30479671
What about Equestria?
I mean they have potions that take you back in time and shit

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>>30481097
They don't have drugs there. They don't even have droogs there.

>>30480361
Iris...?

>>30480361
>implying that would stop them
You can't squish the already squishy ponies.

So glimmy goes on human horse adventures now whenever she wants?

>>30482839
No, only when they want to cash in on that sweet, sweet toy money

>>30477762
It was literally given to her by the portal. Don't pull shit out of your ass just to prove your headcanon.

>>30477010
They both really make you think

>>30482858
The portal gave it to her because she is older

>>30482839
Nah. After Mirror Magic, every EqG episode will now feature a human version of Starlight. She will now be the main protagonist pushing all the other 7 girls to the side lines. Y'know, like she does on MLP.

>>30483058
Don't forget juniper whatsherface as well

>>30483061
Honestly, I hope they show Juniper getting arrested.

Even before getting the mirror she resorted to unlawful confinement of RD. Cartoons should not be telling kids they can get away with everything under the sun as long as their apologies sound convincing enough.

>>30483491
But friendship is magic. The franchise doesn't need villains. Everyone just gets fucking reformed.

>>30483526
But don't teach them friendship will reform people either, because for some people, it won't.

Starlight Glimmer had just recently dealt with Chrysalis, who had outright refused to be reformed. There's a lot of potential to go for a "don't hesitate to report crimes" message, in which the main cast face the blame for Juniper's actions because they failed to call the cops on her after Movie Magic, and Starlight Glimmer sees parallels to the mistake she made with Chrysalis.

>>30482943
Bingo!

>>30476437
>He didn't have weirdos and furries in his highschool

Take it you didn't go to a public school?

>>30476437
Which special is that? That was cute af

>>30480189
FG is the only good one by virtue of not having a forced romantic subplot

>>30484298
Someone did mention furries in a middle school public speaking contest.

But I was so unfamiliar with the term at the time that I didn't remember much about the speech other than the fact that she mentioned the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.

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>>30481707
Want a bit of the old Moloko Plus Droogie?

>>30484298
>that kid who wore cat ears to class and dressed in black everyday

>>30484334
It's from Mirror Magic.

However, that special references Dance Magic and Movie Magic, so I'd recommend watching those first.

>>30484641
IRL? Or is there one in EQG?

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>>30484907

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>>30484907
For all the "anti-bullying" bullshit that's been the Trendy Cause of the Day they can't, or won't, even keep the niggers from tap-dancing on white kids' faces in the hallways.

Anybody who lets his freak flag fly that way is asking to be the guest of honor at a game of "Smear the Queer," and I blame the parents for letting the kid go to school wearing that kind of enormous target on his back.

>>30476437
>this same joke over and over in evwery movie

why?

>>30484968
I think it's called a "running gag."

>>30484945
Maybe its because i went to a school in a non communist state, but no one really bullies anyone in the country cause everyone had a gun in their car.

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Stop posting ayylmaos

>>30484945
>they can't, or won't, even keep the niggers from tap-dancing on white kids' faces in the hallways.
That'd be racist if they did.

>>30484934
But she's not wearing black...

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Because 4chan hates mobile Internet for some reason. Testing if I'm still excluded from MLP fandom.

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>>30487671
and I can post. I hope this lasts for a while.

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>>30487644

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>behind in watching
>brb season marathon

>>30487730
Hey guys, let's dress up as horses and sing.

>>30487697
I fucking loved that show back when it was on.

>>30487752
>marathon
>instead of "mare-a-thon"

Let us know if this gives you any MLP-related dreams!

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>>30487768
...you know, the horsey tails and ears aren't actually THAT distinctively equine, and we really only make that connection from MLP. In a vacuum, if we'd been told they were supposed to be cat ears and cat tails, or whatever, I'd have shrugged and gone with it.

>>30487995
>Here girls, these are your tails. Please stick them up your butts. I've already covered them with lube but if you need more just ask.

>>30488072
I would be shocked if there weren't a buttplug/anal beads edit of those images already, yes.

>>30484945
>Anybody who lets his freak flag fly that way is asking to be the guest of honor at a game of "Smear the Queer,"

Oh please, there are those who'd say the same about watching MLP at all.

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>>30488112
I conceal my powerlevel. Don't you?

That's the "Is/Ought" Fallacy.

When the kid's parents let him go to school wearing a "Sonic" hoodie with ears, they're covering him in ketchup and tossing him into a pool full of piranhas. That's just how it is. Maybe it's not how it would be if human beings were better than we are. Maybe it's not how things are in Heaven. But it's the way things are here and now, and they have the responsibility to take better care of their kid than that and make better decisions than that for him if he hasn't figured it out yet.

They tell us that the value of public schools over home-schooling is that children in the former are "socialized" and "learn important lessons about how to interact." Lesson number one on the list is: the nail that sticks up gets hammered down. Looking different, acting different--that is BAD and you will be punished for it. You will be ostracized for it, beaten if the bigger kids think they can get away with it, and the rumors and the reputation as a "spaz" and a "weirdo" will follow you until your dying day, interfering with everything from your ability to find employment to your ability to find a waifu that isn't 2d. Again: not saying things ought to be this way, but that's how it IS.

>>30488190
>When the kid's parents let him go to school wearing a "Sonic" hoodie with ears, they're covering him in ketchup and tossing him into a pool full of piranhas.

And a person who behaves like a piranha belongs in jail.

>Maybe it's not how it would be if human beings were better than we are. Maybe it's not how things are in Heaven. But it's the way things are here and now, and they have the responsibility to take better care of their kid than that and make better decisions than that for him if he hasn't figured it out yet.

And then bullies will find some other target to pick on instead. Confront the issue head-on. Nothing else will do.

>They tell us that the value of public schools over home-schooling is that children in the former are "socialized" and "learn important lessons about how to interact."

Who's "they?" I've always heard it as "to make sure the children aren't being taught bullshit." And/or "to make sure the children aren't being outright abused by keeping any scars visible to a teacher." Letting kids abuse each other would kind of undermine that.

>You will be ostracized for it, beaten if the bigger kids think they can get away with it, and the rumors and the reputation as a "spaz" and a "weirdo" will follow you until your dying day, interfering with everything from your ability to find employment to your ability to find a waifu that isn't 2d. Again: not saying things ought to be this way, but that's how it IS.

Yeah, gonna need sources. At least on the statements in this part. Sounds like a suspiciously convenient excuse for problems in life even most bullying victims don't face.

>>30488274
>And a person who behaves like a piranha belongs in jail.

It's a public school. They can't even keep the kids from dealing heroin to one another in the bathrooms.

>Confront the issue head-on.

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>>30487730
Yeah, but the context was asking if there were characters who actually did that in EQG. Not asking what it would look like.

>>30488388
Heroin could arguably be blamed on school crying wolf about marijuana's "addictiveness." But schools only let so may students leave class to go to the washroom at a time in the first place. They could probably deter it even further with New York style stop-and-frisk. Maybe have female staffers do it so guys don't find it gay and girls don't feel violated. I don't know.

But that's a whole different ball game than bullying, the lion's share of which is committed outside the bathroom. Set up hidden cameras everywhere else, don't tell them where they are, and just when they think they're off camera and act accordingly, you've got them on assault charges.

>>30476437
Because everyone else is completely high off their ass. Only her and the mane 6 are straight edge, the rest are on heavy stuff bro.

>>30487995

>the school is called Canterlot High
>their sports team are called the Wondercolts
>there's a giant statue of a horse right on the front lawn

They are obsessed with horses. Everyone knows they're wearing horse ears/manes.

>>30489128
Eh, if the rest are on heavy stuff, it doesn't show.

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>>30476437
Because it's a fucking cartoon movie.

Here's the better question: How did nobody saw this weird looking rainbows other than Dazzling and school stundent?

>>30490761
Maybe that's how rainbows work in their universe.

But most Canterlot High students aren't seen walking around on all fours.

>>30489179
They wouldn't necessarily know what the word "Canterlot" has to do with horses. It could just be a coincidence that they share the same name.

>>30487768
Seriously, how would you somehow get a bunch of teenagers to do that? That sounds like something they'd call "lame" and refuse to do.

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>>30491432
drugs and sex

>>30491496
Drugs make them do THAT? I thought they'd only make 'em even more inclined to refuse and call it lame.

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>>30476437
Is this available dubbed yet or is it still only subbed?

>>30493285
It's available in English, if that's what you mean.