Do you think that pony mare prostitutes would charge human males

Obviously since stallions have a ridiculously high money per minute ratio.

>>30464329
I dare to say that the human stamina is a myth.
Fact is that the average human sex last roughly only 3-5 minutes and now to the fact if mares can indeed refitt and squeeze with their vaginal muscles than the amount you could last would at least be halved.

Ergo, you would really last only 1-3 minutes at best.

>>30464341
>average
how about when youre paying $200 for it instead of having a casual encounter with your decade+ lover?

>>30464341
That's still anywhere from 6 to 180 times longer than your average stallion.

>>30464400
Still not enough to get a mare off.

>>30464418
Of you don't know what you're doing.
If you're only using your penis to pleasure a woman, you're doing it wrong. Use your tongue and lick the clit. Only 33% of women can climax by penetration alone.

>>30464418
do you have personal experience?

>>30464418
That depends on how you use it, if you focus on stroking the vaginal walls just past the labia, you can bring a mare to orgasm real quick.

>>30464321
Wouldn't you think so? Just like whores would charge a stallion more than a dude. It's pretty simple, really. You want kinkier stuff you pay more. Seems likely, right?

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>>30464321
I'd pay 50 bits for a wing job, a hundred to sit on my face, another 50 to entertain my hypno fetish, and 200 to cuddle me for five minutes after o god I'm so lonely

>>30464418
Best mare pack says otherwise

>>30464440
Cheers to that.

>>30464440
This means basically nothing as we don't know what the average salary is.

Sort of unrelated but does anyone have that pic of the guy explaining why ponies are attractive to "normal" men.

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Pony prostitute thread?

Imagine a blankflank filly losing her virginity to some kid and getting a human cock cutie mark

>>30464604
Muh dick

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>>30464604
Why pay when you can rape?

>>30464550
Its staged.

>>30464651
Proofs?

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>>30464595
You're telling me some autist hasn't already figured out how much a living wage would be in ponyland from everytime a pony has bought something in bits?

>>30464656
You can see it on the mini cuts between fucking and when she orgams.
Besides, several anons have already disproven the myth of men being better at pleasing mares.

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>>30464667
Men are better at pleasing mares than stallions. For one you have vastly more options to pleasure her than every stallion, like your hands and your tongue.

>>30464667
>source: my ass
No proofs ; _ ;

>>30464598
Dont have it, but its the concept of neoteny.

>>30464685
It had more than that though.

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>>30464685
this one?

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>>30464707
Replied to the wrong Anon.

>>30464598

>>30464707
Oh yea, thanks.

>>30464341
>you will never milk horse and human dicks with your vaginal muscles for bits
Life is suffering

>>30464341
>>30464418
Sounds like someone's projecting

>>30464680
Stallions have tongues and hoofs and the unicorns have horns.
They have a much bigger dick also

>This thread
You never see pony mating aren't ya?

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>>30464849
stallions cant hilt on a mare. a human can. even a microdick human would be competitive with a stallion due to the slapping of flesh from hilting combined with the fact their clit is right up front at the entryway.

>>30464321
You get a discount if your dick isn't mutilated

people don't seem to get that they don't have to live like normal horses and have all the same instincts anymore. Apes don't mate as long as humans, so there's no reason to believe these ponies would be like our real world counterparts. I know a lot of people don't like hearing that because it shatters their sex-god headcanons, but too bad. They're a lot more flexible too, so hilting wouldn't be an issue

>>30464957
>even with a micro dick
Projecting there much?

>>30465045
i think most people realize this, but its more fun to make fun of stallions.

>>30465056
when giving a reason for something you should consider worst case scenario to see if your point still stands.
im sure your macro dick is perfectly fine.

>>30464321
>30 bucks later
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/7/17/938795.jpg

>>30465045
>flexible
They are more than that anon.
>Can't Hurt
>Body are tooo flexible
>Small

>>30464321
I like to think that they don't exist
Would be hot tho

>>30464849
All this talk about BMPE I thought we were talking about actual horses here?

>>30465081
>Vag too high
Phew. Boner averted.

I want to put my penis in a pony.

>>30464321
Considering there 5 mares for every stallion why would prostitution be a thing in Equestria?

>>30464647
>Get caught by police for numerous accounts of mares getting raped
>Thrown in jail with bad horsies with pent up frustrations
>You become the mare now.
Nuts.

>>30465059
>i think most people realize this
i used to think that, but honestly i think too many people think that pathetic idea is dogma because the alternative rips at their already laughable self-esteem

>>30466559
Thats a myth too.
Recent episodes show a more balanced gender ratio.

>>30464321
As a findomfag, I sure hope so.

>>30466559
That doesn't rule out male prostitution.

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>>30464321
>Implying I would pay money.
>Implying it'd be consensual.
>rape

>>30467041
Enjoy jail.

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>>30467277
>rape
>Get sent to jail
>rape even more

>>30467306
Well shit, if that's the end goal then maybe niggers are smarter than I thought.

>>30467306
>>30467607
Except that you will get raped by horny stallions.

>>30464658
>everytime a pony has bought something in bits?
There is no fucking consistincy there.

>>30466559
That's exactly why so many stallions go into prostitution.

>>30468430
When you say stallion prostitution, which direction we talking here?

>>30468468
mostly for mares but if I was a stallion prostitute I would accept whatever other stalions came my way as well.

>>30464647
But that's theft!

>>30468497
That's pretty gay bruh.

>>30468503
It's not gay if they're ponies

>>30468874
Pony penises aren't penises?

>>30468430
It would make more sense, mares go into heat.

>>30468406
Probably not, but who is autistic enough to find out? Actually, I have a whole week to do nothing but sit on my ass in someone's house and look after their dog. Hmm...

>>30466577
>>30468361
Jokes on you, I want some hot stallion dick on the side after getting my fill of horsepussy, so I win again

>>30468927
You will get torn apart.

>>30469031
Um no sweetie, I'm not a casual like yoy

>>30464421
>Use your tongue and lick the clit.
>eating out a prostitute
livin like Larry

>>30469048
Stallions are pretty big ponies

>>30468927
mr hands all over again

>>30464321
>batcancer

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>>30469489
Bat prostitutes are good at sucking

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>>30469501

>>30469489
Batpussy is best pussy.

>>30464321
"HRRRNGH!"
>"Jeeze, took you long enough, Anon. Wait, is that all?"
"What do you mean, I just came buckets!"
>"You came teaspoons. Now I feel sorry for you."
...
>"Look, I don't even have to clean up. I'm gonna knock twenty bits off your price."
"Fuck you, pony!"

>>30469882
This mare deserves to be raped.

>>30464421
>eating out a hooker
Top kek. Can you even get more beta?

>>30469882
>took you long enough
>implying she didnt cum at least 4 times until now

>>30464321
I think a better question would be whether or not human men would be willing to shell out more money to stick their dick in a non-human sentient species, which I'm pretty sure they would. After all, people are willing to shell out big money for exotic shit, and it doesn't get much more exotic than sticking your dick in an alien.

>>30469882
That concept could have been it's own thread.

>>30469882
kekeke
Following that logic zebras probably must pay double.

>>30470645
Would they also be willing?
I mean we certainly know there would be enough men craving horse pussy but how does it look on the other side?

>>30471775
If they have a price, of course, though that doesn't mean they'll be enthusiastic about it. There doesn't seem to be an aversion to cross-species relationships in Equestria at least not from what I've seen, but I could be wrong so I think they'd be less weirded out by us than we would be of them, but even if they were a whore is a whore.

>>30469365
4u

>>30464321
To get at the tight little mare ass, I would gladly pay double. Make it double the effort, too.

200€ for doggy style. Is that a fair price?

>>30472958
Yeah

>>30468884
Correct, they're pleasure wands.

>>30464321

>>30471874
>enthusiastic
Estrus, bruh. Anything goes.

>>30476976
Except that mares arent the sex hungry monsters many wish them to be.

>>30478209
[citation needed]

>>30479542
If you have ever been near a mare in real life you would know.

>>30480053
Idk, has a mare ever gave you a price while rubbing your cock with her hooves?

So, again, tell me why would my magical sapient pastel quadrupedal horsies wouldn't be craving for cocks twice a year?

>>30480105
Why would they?

>>30464341
>i-implying i dont normally last 1-3 with just my dry hand
b-baka

>>30480658
again,
>magical sapient pastel quadrupedal horsies
tell me why they wouldn't

>>30480695
There is no canonical indication of something like this, neither in the show nor the comics.

>>30464341

Equine sex lasts ten to twenty seconds and is very rapey/painful type (evolution was not kind to horses as far as natural selection and penis type goes--though it's not nearly as bad as cats or certain insects.)

They would be absolutely THRILLED with our stamina and size.

>>30481828
Still too small.

>>30481565
There's no indication they have sex

>>30482029

Not with the clitoris being right in front and the overall size of the human itself being 1.5-2x larger than the pony, it wouldn't.

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>>30464341

>>30481828
yeah if they were like real horses, but they're not

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>>30482041
>No indication

Flurry Heart and babby Cakes. At least some of them have been getting some off-screen D.

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>>30483546
>Shows a deviantart post from mom
lol
Does that mean that twilicorn actually never happened?
And that eqg is canon? :^)

>>30483624
Mom never lied, unlike Meghan.

>>30483546
>This whore still being relevant
Sure...

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>>30484270

>>30469882
Kek.