You are a humble salary man in equestria. You do this to support

>>30459897
>She has packed your lunch for today's daily grind
No need for that, I can buy a sandwich.

>>30459897
She packed me a lewd photo of herself.

>>30459909
Mind you, she packed me a lewd photo of OP's waifu.

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A rock

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>>30459897
A bottle filled with creamy love.

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>>30459912
>>30459897

How did she get a photo of harshwhinny?
C-can I have a picture of yours then?
Also, my waifu just gave me $20 and said to buy something from the dollar menu.

>>30459909
Pictures aren't very nutritious.

>>30459909
I appreciate what she's doing but shit, I'm fucking working bitch, lewds aren't nutritious I need my fucking glucose.

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>>30459897
Peanut butter and saltines... again

>>30459918
Horse semen isn't very nutritious.

>>30459943
When your waifu was literally a hobo before you meet her.

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>>30459930
What can I say, she knows I like variety.
But no, you can't, it would spoil your appetite.

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Nothing as I don't have a waifu.

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Twifu is my waifu. She packs me a hay and daisy sandwich with whole wheat bread, as well as a snack cake. Or if it's cold a nice Thermos full of soup she made.

>>30459944
it's not horse semen it's magical pony cream

>>30459953
I fuck fat bitches too Anon, it's okay.
Harshwhinny knows I love me some thick thighs.

>>30459965
>It's horse semen
FTFY

>>30459967
>I fuck fat bitches too Anon, it's okay.
Ok, I kek'd.

>>30459973
t. uneducated pleb

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>>30459897
Uncooked potatos to make me stronk
Hunk of cooked beef chuck lightly peppered for snack.
Combat knife to help eat potato.
Bottle of vodka so no dehydrate during work
And
Disabled makrov to reassemble during lunch so no to be getting bored.

>>30459957
>She packs me a hay and daisy sandwich
She packs something you can't eat?

>>30459991
Truly, motherland Trixie is best girl.

>>30459912
>>30459909
>Tfw anon is married with the best pony actress in all of Equestria
>Everyday she gives him a pic of herself
>in a lewd pose
>While pretending to be one of the mares anon has to meet that day.

>>30459991
The Trixie is good wife.

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>>30459897
Apples
Apples

>>30459997
Or just say changeling

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>>30460006
Yeah, we all saw how Changelings are good at acting...

>>30460024
A picture wouldn't need good acting to be lewd. Just some changeling magic to change into the pony? I actually couldn't tell if this was bait.

>>30460033
>A picture wouldn't need good acting to be lewd
Yeah, in the ultra bland world of the internet copypasted porn, maybe.

>>30459897
Is there even anything in the world of Equestria that humans can safely consume without killing themselves?

>>30460042
You are aware that a photograph is not the same as a video right? A simple pose is not especially "acting."

>>30459897
I'm a simple man with simple needs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jBOwzE6aNQ

>>30460055
>Digits
Water and salad

>>30460062
Dude, pls, I seriously hope I don't have to explain to you that "lewd" doesn't just mean "a random girl showing her nether regions to the camera like in my fave animu"

>>30460069
Pretty sure if I had to eat salad everyday, I'd kill myself.

>>30460055
cakes and candy from sugarcube corner I guess

have fun getting diabetes though

>>30460075
>peanuts

>>30460074
Describe to me what a lewd picture compromises of, if not that. Her face has to be a certain way? Or her arms need to be a certain way?

>>30459957
>>30459995
She's pretty useless.
I can believe she'd do something that dumb.

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>>30459897
>You do this to support your waifu.
Support? She owns a fucking farm and does a lot more working than I could ever ask for.
But anyway, since it's her turn to prepare the meals, I guess it would be something apple related, obviously

>>30460085
It has to be something that would be plausible: i.e. RD being all shy and "n-no, pls, don't" (like in the aforementioned shitty weebcrap) wouldn't feel very believable. Otherwise all blond girls could pretend to be Marylin Monroe and sell pics online for a fuckton.

>>30459897
A picture of a carrot in her anus

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>>30460092
>mfw she gives you a box of orange juice

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>>30459897
My waifu is Pinkie and she packed me 5 different slices of pie (2 sweet, 2 savory, 1 surprise) and whole one waiting for me when I get home.

>>30460104
This is kind of where the changeling part comes in. She could literally be the pony equivalent of marilyn monroe without acting it like actress pone.

>>30460156
Tell you what, to each his own. I'm still convinced it wouldn't be enough.

>>30460169
Thanks for a good internet duel. It's been a while since I've had one without both sides cussing each other out.

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>>30460247
It's been a pleasure YOU FAGET.
Naaah, j/k, you're ok.

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>>30459897
Spagoots of course!

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Depends on the day and the season. Fluttershy has access to the great bounty of nature and can get fresh ingredients straight from the source. She could pack fresh eggs, fresh fish, fresh greens and veggies, and every day a small bottle of her milk.

>>30459897
Chrysalis would be a terrible cook
Probably a banana

>>30459897
Fluttershy
She packed me a veggie sandwich I don't even like vegetarian food but I'll eat whatever she makes me, I'll low key be eating steaks or burgers when I leave the house I'll eat what she packs me but I won't tell her what else I eat when I'm out.

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>>30459897
Sapphire Shores
Microwave food

>>30460469
Her milk
What the fuck

>>30460506
Waifu milk has a balanced ratio of fats, proteins, and carbohydrates, it's the perfect nourishing food

>>30460506
Yes? What's wrong with that?

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>>30459897
Some tendies
A bottle of mountain dew
A Left over pizza slice
And the new issue of her neighponies manga that she's already read.

Truly the waifu of neckbeards stealthing as normies.

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>"HUSBAND! WE HATH PACKED THEE A LUNCH MADE WITH LOVE!"
"Oh boy, what is it?"
>"VERILY, A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND A TWINKIE!"
"That sounds rather unhealthy."
>"JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT!"
"Why are there Doritos scattered about the bottom of the box?"
>"GARNISH, LIKE A BED OF LETTUCE!"
"Uh, thanks babe."
>"WHENST THOU RETURNST HOME, WE SHALL GIVETH THEE A BLOWJOB!"
"C-Can you not shout that so the whole castle can hear it?"
"OUR SUBJECTS HEAR US EVERY NIGHT, WE MAKETH SURE OF IT!"
"L-Love you too."
>She goes back to her busy day of princessing while you head out door to door to sell more vacuums

>>30459976
T.semen sniffer

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>>30460594

>>30460065
Enjoy your clogged arteries.

>>30460484
>probably a tied up mare.
Because she doesn't seem to understand you can't eat love ...but that won't stop you from making love the mare.

>>30460534
That's for your kids not you, you selfish cunt.

>>30460698
it's possible to induce lactation without pregnancy

>>30460733
How?

>>30460768
Physically stimulating her teats often enough will eventually induce lactation

>>30459897
Pinkie Pie
something that's gonna give me 13 new kinds of diabetes

>>30460786
>not keeping her teats full and ready with annual impregnation
It's like you don't even want to be the progenitor of an entire nation.

>He spends his time in Equestria being a wageslave
>He doesn't overwhelm his waifu's biology with his dick day in and out as his career.
RGRE sure does have it's benefits.

>>30460871
Enjoy being a useless sack of meat that your waifu fucks and leaves daily.
Enjoy having no say in your relationship because you don't pay bills.

>>30460505
I weep for your sad life.

>>30461052
>implying
It doesn't matter if she pays the bills, if she ticks me off, she's sleeping in the dog house.

And if it leads to divorce, I'm taking all her shit.

>>30459897
Your waifu cooks dinner for Discord.

>>30461211
N-no you!

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>>30459897
She'd read some books about what kind of a diet monkeys would eat and pack me a bunch of bananas and some fried crickets.

Eventually, she'd be too busy to do so and outsource lunch duty to Spike, who'll probably just make me some PB&J.

Then I'll just get fed up and bulk make a weeks worth of lunch take it out of the fridge before work. Twilight's too busy to really care, so whatever.

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A keesh and some espresso.

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>>30459897
A jar of pickle juice and an old shoe.

At least she tries.

>>30463003
>Derip is reterdad memy
She would at least know to give you actual food.

>>30459897
>fluttershy
likely something different every day, trying to experiment to see what omnivores like to eat

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>>30459897
Fluttershaifu is my waifu. Today she made me cold sesame noodles with steamed edamame and matchstick cucumbers; a spicy tomato salad with green onion and rice wine vinegar; fresh honeydew and water melon balls and a big thermos of oolong iced tea with honey.

>>30463145
nice, Fluttershy is a creative cook

>>30463018
Muffins don't count as food after the filth straight day of nothing but muffins.

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>>30459954
This
No waifu, I'll pack my own lunch
Even in my fantasies I can't imagine being loved :^)

>>30463378
>he'd rather eat an old shoe and drink pickle juice than have muffins
I guess it's okay to like shit as long as you admit it, right anon?

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>>30463191
She tries to make sure I get a variety of foods, but heavier protein portions during my lunch meals. We cook breakfast together and she enjoys when I come home and cook dinner. Yes, I know I'm autistic. But she is my waifu.

>>30463474
Fluttershy would definitely understand the importance of a balanced diet. And making and sharing good food is one of the nicest things you can do with your waifu

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A 2 pound solid block of frozen mare cum collected from her 5 trusted friends.