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>Come on, Anon!
>You know Cadence has been on a diplomacy mission for months now!
>I'm horny all the time and my balls feel so full and tense like they're going to explode soon
>You wouldn't leave your best bro hanging, would you?! Help your fellow stallion out.
>I need something. Anything. A quick hand job. Or two. You could put that clever mouth of yours to good use this time.
>Or what about a quick buck? I know you don't swing that way much, but I'll be gentle I promise.
>Normally I wouldn't beg, but come on man. I NEED this.
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>>30455504
reacharound. final offer.
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>>30455504
I'm calling the ponice
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>>30455504
Back to your homo general, liberace.
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>>30455504
Shining if your wife discovers we did anything lewd together she'll be on both our asses (not in the hot way) and I don't want to be at the mercy of a powerful, pissed off alicorn.
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>>30455504
>This is some bomb ass ass anon
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>>30455504
Ask your sister
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How about a prostate massage
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>>30455504
Eww gay.
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>>30455593
Since when is a brojob gay?
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>>30455593
There is nothing gay with this.
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>>30455578
This.
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>>30455504
>cadence
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>>30455515
>"Good, a reach-around. That's fine, I can do that. I'll have to use magic since hooves aren't that great fo-"
"No, as in you're bottom."
>"For uh. Wait, what?"
"I'll even sweeten the deal a bit and lube you up myself with a nice rimjob."
>"Anon, that's not going to happen. Usually I get a guard or someone to help me out, and they're more than happy to."
>Anon waves his hand dismissively as he goes back to his drink.
"Then why don't you go find one instead? I'm sure they'll give you a hand."
>He grins to himself for being such a clever faggot.
>"Okay, I will."
>Shining doesn't move.
>He seems to be waiting for Anon to suddenly change his mind.
>Anon takes a slow sip of his drink.
"Where do you guys even manufacture these bottles? I haven't seen any factories, or even anything that resembles a kiln ar-"
>"Last chance."
"Around here. I'm not the pent up pony. I'd be doing you a favor. It just so happens I'd like you to do me one, too."
>"Fine."
>Shining still doesn't move, but he looks away and bites his lip.
>Anon takes yet another slow sip of his drink.
>Tasty.
>Shining finally lowers his head in a sigh.
>"Look Anon, I've never, uh."
>He avoids eye contact.
>"I've never, done, anything like that. Ever. Not even with the guards. I'm the prince, and that means I'm the top."
"La dee da for you, Shiny. Did you want my help or not?"
>He looks defeated.
"If it makes the decisions any easier, I can guarantee that you'll absolutely love every second of it. Prostate massage orgasms are insane."
>Shining rubs his shoulder with a hoof nervously as he contemplates this.
>If he weren't so painfully pent up he wouldn't even consider the idea, but Cadance is so damn active that he sort of adjusted to it.
>Now it's just painful to go without release.
>"Okay."
>His voice barely registers above a whisper.
"Hm?"
>Shining looks over to Anon but then glances away again just as quickly.
>"I'll. Try it."and then no one finished the story.
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>>30455504
Call your sister.
Or Chrysalis.
Or Harshwhinny.
Or Peachbottom.
Or use your position as prince to institute a harem, or legalize prostitution.
You got options. Use em.
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>>30455809
I want to lean forward while fucking him and take a big, deep whiff of his mane, then leave some love bites on his neck
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>>30455504
>Come on, Anon!
>You know Cadence has been on a diplomacy mission for months now!
>I'm horny all the time and my balls feel so full and tense like they're going to explode soon
>You wouldn't leave your best bro hanging, would you?! Help your fellow stallion out.
>I need something. Anything. A quick ha-
"Let me stop you right there"
You raise one finger and pull off your reading glasses with your other hand.
"... Shiny Bro... If you need the pussy... I'll help you get the pussy!"
You stand tall, rip off the top of your suit and roll the sleeves of your shirt. After quickly fixing your tie you show off your guns and flex.
"We're going to Durka Durkastan or where ever the fuck your wife is and we're going to get you laid if its the last thing I do!"
THIS SUMMER~!
>ANON STOP! WE'RE GONNA GO OVER THE EDGE!
ONE MAN, ONE LITTLE HORSE
"We've got to Shiny! We're gonna slide down this fucking mountain to freedom!
>But the stairs!
"STAIRS ARE FOR FILLIES!"
ON AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFE TIME!
>Bro... what is that?
"Cactus Juice."
>Anon, spit it out! That shit will make you hallucinate like crazy!
"Whatcha talking bout Pinkie? This is like my fifth one!"
A QUEST FOR LOVE... MAKING!
"Shiny don't move."
>A-Anon...
"Don't. Move."
*SKREEEEEEE!!!*
>A-Anon... Anon? OH FUCK YOU!
A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK!
"GET OFF ME! I'M SERIOUS!"
>NUUUUU! I NEEEEEEEEED IT!
TOGETHER THEY ARE
"BLUE BALL BROTHERS!"
>That is not funny, Anon.
"... It's a little bit funny."
BLUE BALL BROTHERS
>I... I think we lost it!
"You just had to say it..."
>Wha-
*SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!*
>NOT THE FACE!
*SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!*
>WOAH WOAH WOAH! OK THE FACE, GET THE FACE!
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>>30455836
rob schneider as shining armor.
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>>30455846
No no no... I got one better!
ROB SCHNEIDER AS HIS COCK!
"We're gonna get her Shiny!"
>Y-Yeah... YEAH!
~YOU CAN DO IT!~
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>>30455836
Id watch this
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>>30455504
Better hit that shit before she gets old enough to tell Mommy what you did.
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>>30455504
>Come on, Anon!
>You know roleplaying has been against the rules for years now!
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>>30456047
>he thinks green prompts are roleplaying
ironically youre the only one roleplaying as a character.
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>>30455832
He sounds desperate enough to agree to that. Just promise him prostate orgasms.
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>>30456242
>you will never cradle Shining's big, warm horseballs as he spurts a huge creamy load into his wife
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>>30455504
Why can't you /hhh/ literal faggots stay in your goddamn containment thread?
Fucking neck yourself.
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>>30456611
Please keep all lesbian horse content in its respective general as well
No one wants to see that shit outside containment
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>>30456611
why cant you keep your shitty opinion in the shitty opinion general?
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>>30455821
>>30455504
Didn't you just have a daughter?
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>>30456587
>not licking along his perineum and have him finish in your mouth
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>>30457643
His superior seed needs to be used to impregnate as many mares as possible. He's only allowed to put his unprotected horsecock into a fertile marepussy and drench her quivering, eager uterus
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>>30455504
I would just kick his balls and walk away.
But then notice my entire leg is covered in cum.
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>>30458111
>And so begins Anon's days of ball busting
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