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>whinnies profusely
YA'LL HOL UP HOL UP
>lies
SO YA'LL ARE SAYIN
>does the pony pokey
SO IF Y'ALL AIN'T FIBBING
>eats an apple
YEHAAAAAW SO IF I'M HEARING CORRECTLY
>checks for nearest Hayburger
YA'LL TELLING ME
>bucks apple tree
SUGERCUBE
>grinds teeth then whinnies
YER TELLIN ME
>dances for chickens
SO YA'LL BE SAYING
>makes apple cider for her homies mudpony #1 and mudpony #2
SIMMER DOWN Y'ALL BE SAYING
>hollers to townsponies about distaste of pears and whips her little sister
WE BE
>tracks dirt all over the carpet
WE ALL BE
>nickers through teeth
YEEEEHAW WE WERE ALL
>pulls up fireproof boots
YER TELLIN ME
>instinctively looks around for the royal guard
YER SAYIN WE BE
>overworks to the point of exhaustion
SOM HORSEAPPLES
>fucks her cousin
SA WE BE
>shouts at pear vendors
SOM FANCY SMANCY
>chucks apple pie
YEHAAAAAAAW SOM FRU-FRU
>sets down cider barrel
SIMMER DOWN
>strokes apple jam pensively
RIGHT ALL ALONG
>wins in rodeo competition
YA'LLRE ALWAYZ
>swings partner round and round
WE BE
>plows field
RAIN ER SHINE
>participates in running of the leaves
HOL UP MUH DIRTMARE
>marries brother
YALL'RE SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated banjo music in the background
IF AM BEIN HONEST
>sells poison joke
PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCEEEECEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves from eohippus
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quality
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Good thread, OP.
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>>30452285
>does the pony pokey
Fug, lost.
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>>30452285
applejack is worst pony
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How will earth ponies ever recover?
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Reminder that being STRIPED is secretly the ultimate redpill.
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>>30452285
I enjoyed this way more than I should have.
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>>30452412
somehow ziggers found a way to be worse than mudhorses in every conceivable way.
-cant do magic without alchemy
-cant fly
-cant make shit grow faster
literally useless to society
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>>30452479
No wonder Ponyville ostracizes Zecora. She's literally useless aside from having knowledge of herblore.
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>>30452285yeehaw
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>>30452285
Amazing.
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>>30452285
There are infants starving in East Africa and you spent your time and effort writing this on an anonymous imageboard.
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>>30452599
Well that's their fault for being born in East Africa
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>>30452608
PURE IDEOLOGY
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>>30452285
Pretty much sums how retarded she actually is in the show.
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>>30452599
Yeah, starving infants in East Africa could have ate your time.
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Tfw sudden craving for apples
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Im a 100% sure that the reason Earth Ponies are around is because they procreate like rabbits. And Unicorn/Pegasi stallions cant resist a Earth pony mare in heat.
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>>30452494
>ziggers knowing way too much about herb
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>>30454331
Memes aside we need a zebra culture episode.
I am interested in learning more about where Zecora is from, plus the following shitstorm from SJWs would be fun.
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>>30454352
And that's exactly why we won't be seeing one in a long time.
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>>30454359
I mean, we got big Mac in a dress as a gag, and the tumblrites were heard across the net with their reees
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>>30455239
Good times.
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>>30452285
Thanks for the keks OP.
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>>30452285
At first the joke dragged on too long but you managed to extend it out into funny again.
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Celestia and Luna work with the changelings and secretly want as many of them to immigrate to Equestria as possible, crippling the economy. Wake up sheeple.
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SOME KINDA
FRIENSHIIIIIIIIIIIP SKWAAAAAAAD OR SUMTHAN
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WE
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>>30452285
It should have been WE WUZ PEARS.
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PARDON ME, DEAR
>sews dress
BUT DO YOU MEAN TO SAY
>opens new boutique
EXCUSE ME, DARLING
>drinks burnt juice
DO YOU MEAN
>treats teen-age sister like a child
ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY
>acts ashamed of loving and supportive family
YOU ACTUALLY MEAN TO TELL ME
>gets upset at her friend for doing what she asked her to
JUST A MOMENT
>pawns off responsibility for looking after cmc on another pony
IF YOU ARE INDEED TELLING ME THE TRUTH
>wants to fuck out of town pony
WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY
>uses sex as a weapon to get what she wants
WHAT YOU MEAN
>acts like an annoying bitch to show that women can be strong too
YOU ARE TELLING ME
>never offers proceeds to fix up ponyville
THAT MY FRIENDS AND I
>manipulates spike
THAT WE SIX
>creates horrible dresses for fashion show
OUTRAGEOUS
>sells out to make money
THAT WE WERE IN FACT
>attends gala to try and sleep with royalty
ALL OF US
>alienates and ignores sweetie belle
WERE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
>demands to make herself center of attention, almost killing herself and several other ponies
MYYYY GGGGOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDNNNNEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>30458582
Quality post
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>>30458203
WUZ
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>>30454213
Lewwwd
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>>30458582
Amusing.
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>>30461587
What Chinese cartoon is this?
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>>30461587
It's an insanely cute animation though, and I find it so adorable~ <3
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>>30462327
Get Out. Please.
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>>30452285
I don't understand this, am I missing something?
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>>30462410
>I don't understand this
You're gooks anon.
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>>30452285
>>30458582
Omega kek'd
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