Nightly Scilight Thread #142 Special Birthday Editon

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>>30440597
r9klight pls

Happy Birthday, you bastards, I love all of you.

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Hey fuckers, happy birthday!

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BRAAAAAP

>>30440769
delet this

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>>30440769
would you do a fast food themed cosplay with fatlight if she asked?

>>30441089
no

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>>30438091
where is it

>>30441206
He's offline right now, but I know he will post today

>>30419772
>”Hey’o, you three!”
>Pinkie, blunt as ever, bounces her way in front of you and the rest of the girls, doing a little pose as she waves enthusiastically.
>Only Sonata reciprocates the joy, the two sharing a bit of back and forth as you continue to look at Anon.
>His eyes lack their usual mirth when being in your presence, in its place being a well hidden lob of dread.
>Whether it’s directed at fully or not as Sunset, you’re not sure.
>Trixie, thankfully enough, breaks the silence before long, putting your impromptu staring contest to an end.
>”Ah… Trixie is surprised that you all decided to visit.”
>She nods at you six, counting your numbers twice before smiling.
>”And, may Trixie express her delight at your choice to not bring the two contentious ones?”
>You give a nervous nod at that, not too willing to correct her at the moment.
“Didn’t want to cause a stir again, ya’ know?”
>Trixie, her mood now fixed again, takes a step forward.
>”We were just leaving to grab a quick bite from the cafeteria, though, so please don’t let us keep you.”
>Grabbing Sonata by the back of the collar and Anon by the wrist, she gently, yet firmly, begins to escort the two out of the room and down the hallway.
>You deeply at this, not only because Sunset insisted on talking to Anonymous, and there Trixie goes dragging him off, but also because she’s touching him like he’s her property.
>You know she’s competitive like nobody’s business, but would Trixie really…?
>Shaking your head, you give a small smile and wave to Anonymous, to which he replies with one of his own.
>Pinkie, as per usual, isn’t affected at all by less than pleasant situations.
>”Bye, Nonny, Sonny, Trixie!”
>Turning to Sunset as soon as the three are out of sight, you give her slight shrug.
>Guess you’ll just have to wait for him to return from the cafeter—
>Oh no.
>...
>......
>Oh boy oh boy, your two best friends and a free meal?

>>30441624
>Today can’t get any better, can it?!
>You give out a little squeal of excitement as you remember tonight’s plans, and you just can’t wait to see the shock on his face.
>Wonder what’ll be there?
>Wonder if everyone’ll will be nice?
>Hopefully they’ll be nice than the people at CHS.
>”Sonata, are you… quite alright?”
>Blinking, you look up to Nonny and give him an excited nod.
“Silly Nonny, I’m Sonata Dusk!”
>”Uh, alrighty then?”
>Heck, despite the incident at lunch today and how weird Anon’s been acting since, everything’s been great!
>Pulling up a few fingers, you quickly begin to rattle off what’s on your mind.
“Like, Dazzy just got a job, Pinkie’s actually been really nice to me recently, so, like, maybe I’ve got a new friend?”
>That little bit makes you hop up and down a little bit, giggle fit escaping escaping you.
>The small smiles that the two now give you are more encouraging than anything else.
“And I get to spend more time with my two bestest friends?”
>You follow this up by pulling them close and into an big ol’ hug, one in each arm.
>Sure, you haven’t known them for a long time, but they’re the only two people besides your sisters that’ve actually wanted to talk to you, and they’re pretty great people!
>This gets you a small chuckle from Nonny.
>He messes up your hair with a smile, but you can’t be bothered to fake anger this time.
>Moony, however, blushes for a moment before staring at you with wide eyes.
>A moment later, though, and she’s giving you the bear hug of a lifetime!
>...Too tight, too tight!
“C-can’t… breathe!”
>Luckily, she happens to hear this and she pulls away…
>Is... she crying?
>”Trixie is one of your… best friends, truly?”
>Nodding, you reach out and wipe a tear off of her cheek.
“‘Course, Moony, why wouldn’t you be?”
>She sniffles at this.
>”Trixie has never had a best friend before…”

>>30441642
>You can hear Nonny go “Awww…” off to the side.
>His arms then pull you three into an embrace, all before squeezing like no other.
>You thought you were going to snap like a twig somewhere in there, but he sets you down just a moment before that happens.
>Chuckling, he steps out of the elevator, said thing just opening as the hug ends, and gestures for you two to follow.
>Taking Moony’s hand, you skip along and follow Nonny.
>You can get used to this.
>Reeeeaaaally used to this!
>...
>......
>Man, your wallet is screaming at you in protest, but the smiles you get in response make it all worth it.
“No way you’re able to eat all’a of that, Munchy.”
>The blue scamp looks up, a defiant smile on her face, her tray filled to the brim.
>”Ya’ wanna’ bet?”
>Trixie shakes her head and makes a cutting gesture to her neck..
>”The woman’s stomach is more akin to a black hole than a functioning organ, Anonymous, be advised.”
>Sonata gives her a small pout at this.
>”Dazzy always said that if I wanna’ get thick thighs like hers—”
*PFFFFFBBFBTBBTBF*
>Aaaand there goes your drink, all over your tray and part of your lap.
>At least it’s only water…
>Smacking yourself in the chest a handful of times, you eventually get your coughing fit to settle down.
>When you look up, however, you’re met with two curious looks.
“S-sorry…”
>Man, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
>”Perhaps Anonymous has taken a liking to your sister, oh, dearest sidekick?”
>Goddammit, Trixie!
>”Like, Nonny! You should know better, tryin’a be all buddy and buddy with me so you can get with my sis!”
>Sonata then takes a moment to chomp down on one of her several burritos, her little cheeks soon filled to the brim like a squirrel’s.
>She’s practically beaming.
>You raise a finger to protest, but you know the battle has already been lost.

>>30441665
>Rolling your eyes, trying desperately to ignore the burn in your cheeks, you begin to dive into your tendies…
>And, holy hell, are these things good.
>Not good enough to the point where you’d feel a bit of pre coming out when you bite in, but still good enough to make everything else you’ve eaten in your life feel like absolute shit.
>But, then again, when was the last time you had a quality meal?
>You’ve not eaten at a restaurant since Em Dash’s twelfth birthday, and dad hasn’t cooked ever since mom left.
>Maybe it’d be one of those days at your “Aunt’s” house where she would make spaghetti before taking you out to milkshakes, where you would talk for hours on end about school drama?
>That train of thought sours your mood pretty damn quickly.
>Out of all the things you’ve tried to forget, her promises to always be there for you were always pretty high up there.
>She hasn’t really talked to you ever since that day, only whenever it was absolutely mandatory, like you’re some sort of demon.
>Going back for a drink out of your milkshake, you take a moment to stare at the beverage, dumbfounded.
>You’ve ordered her favorite flavor without even realizing it.
>Strawberry cheesecake.
>Hell, you’re even eating what you used to always order down at that diner that you’d visit every other Friday.
>Tendies and tots.
>Staring for a moment longer, you let a rueful chuckle leave your mouth.
>Fuck, man, and you thought that she would be the one to be good on her promises.
>Friends are one thing, but family?
>Turns out it really doesn’t stick together.
>Glancing up to your friends, you can’t help but feel a pang of doubt.
>How long until they grow bored of you?
>How long until they finally become more sociable among their peers and stop settling for some pariah of a senior?
>How long until they fade away, like tears in rain?

>>30441679
>These questions, sadly, are beyond your simple meal, as the only council you receive from them is silence.
>...
>Sighing again, you plop a handful of tots into your mouth before washing it down.
>Can’t wait for tonight.
>Get to forget about all of this, if only for a few hours…
>Speaking of which, you check the time.
>4:48 PM.
>About three more hours before things start looking up.
>”Uh, Nonny, ya’ doing alright there?”
>Shaking yourself awake from your reverie, you look up to Sonata.
“Yeah, Munchy, just got a bit distracted.”
>Your eyes slowly travel down to her plate—
“Jesus Christ, kid!”
>That tray originally had seven burritos and a taco on the side, along with a large soda.
>The thing only holds is wrappers now.
>”Trixie was not lying, Anonymous.”
>Shaking your head with an incredulous chuckle, you stare a moment longer before going back to your meal, of which you’ve barely touched.
>Why’d you even order this?
>You’re not even hungry.
>Haven’t been since Sunset’s… incident.
>You can hear Trixie and Sonata having a hushed conversation, but you can’t be bothered to eavesdrop.
>You’re busy wondering about how much stuff will be there tonight.
>You hope it’s the heavy shit that Lorry busts out when those rich kids come by.
>That stuff’s the best.
>All too soon do you finish the milkshake, a so you stand to make way to the garbage.
>”So, you gonna’ help us, or what?”
>That voice…
>Glancing with your peripherals, you spot her standing by your side, arms crossed and a surprisingly flat look on her face.
>A trace of a grin hits your face, all devoid of mirth.
“No idea what you’re talking about.”
>Picking up your tray, you begin to make way for the trash, though another, and far more welcome, blue sophomore makes her way to your side.
>”Uh, you gonna’ finish that, Nonny?”
>Shaking your head, you hand the tray to her, of which she gladly takes before heading back to the table.

>>30441689
>”I’m talking to you, you know?”
>Ah, seems she followed.
>Cracking your neck, you turn and face the one sophomore that was once that little sister you always wanted, Rainbow Dash.
“And we’re all the worse for it, your point?”
>She scowls a bit at that, doesn’t show her displeasure further than that.
>”I’m asking you if you’re gonna’ help us with this whole changeling mess.”
>Blinking, you tilt your head slightly while giving her a confused look.
“Changeling?”
>Much to your surprise, she merely shrugs before looking off to the side, her face and voice devoid of anger.
>”I dunno’ either, but Twilight and Sunset keep babblin’ about them, like they’re some big threat or something.”
>Ah.
>So that’s why they came to visit.
>More of this whole “magic” bullshit.
>You honestly kind of believe that you’ve been in some sort of coma ever since hotboxing last night, as some sort of atonement for what you’ve done to Vinyl.
>Much easier to swallow that what’s currently on your plate, that’s for damn sure.
>Anyways, you’re zoning out again, and Dash’s miffed expression shows that all too well.
“I’ll see what I can do.”
>With that, you sidestep the young woman and find your way back in front of Trixie and Sonata.
>The two give you curious and somewhat anxious looks, but you give them an even nod.
“Ready to head back?”
>Two nods are your only response.
>And, with that, you turn and make way back towards Vinyl’s room, a scowl on your face all the while.
>...
>......
>It’s kind of weird, honestly.
>You’ve had to explain the whole, “Magic is real, yadda yadda,” stuff to people before, yes, but it never seems to get any easier.
>Doesn’t matter if you’ve got your best friends around, no, it’s always like the first time.
>Man, it sucks.
>Clapping your hands together, you look around the room to see six familiar faces, all devoid of joy.

>>30441703
>Well, save for Pinkie, but she’s always happy, so that doesn’t really count.
>Sitting in front of Vinyl’s comatose form hasn’t exactly filled you with the most optimistic thoughts.
>You can see the sight having similar effects on the girls, varying levels of sadness overtaking their usually happy faces.
“So, uh, what’cha drawin’ there, Pinkie?”
>She peeks up from the little book, though she only shoots playful tongue at you.
>”It’s a seeecret!”
>Ugh, so much for that icebreaker.
>Like, why doesn’t—
>The attention of the room is rapidly shifted from the comatose woman to the opening door, of which now gives way to three figures.
>Dash, Anon, and Grizzly, though you idly wonder where Trixie and Sonata went.
>Anon quickly finds his seat, of which happens next to be next to Pinkie, and opens up his bible without a word.
>Dash and Grizzly take the seats farthest away from him.
>Honestly, you don’t know why Dash insists on bringing Grizzly with her to these hospital visits.
>Probably just to piss Anon off, you’d guess.
>Said senior gave you all a general nod as he entered the room, but he hasn’t acknowledged any of you besides that small action.
>Speaking of which…
>”Where’s Gooseberry, Nonny?”
>”Work.”
>”Oh, that’s a bummer…
>He nods.
>”Her boss is a dick.”
>Silence comes back to the room, the only sounds being that of Vinyl’s heart monitor and gentle breaths coming from all of you.
>Great.
>Patting your knees, you look anxiously around the room before shaking your head.
>Might as well get to the point.
>Sucking in a large breath in order to get his attention, you turn to see that he’s still completely rapt in his book, though you can see an underlying layer of anger in those eyes.
>This is gonna’ go great.
“So, Anon…”
>His eyes don’t deviate from whatever verse he is focused on.
>”Yes?”
>His voice is flat, monotone, and doesn’t give you any confidence to continue on.

>>30441713
>You glance to the others for guidance, but are sadly met with looks just as uncomfortable as yours.
>Gulping, you turn back to him.
“I bet you’ve got a lot of questions, right, Anon?”
>Silence is your only reply.
>A few moments later, however, and he slowly lifts his face from the book, eyes bearing a zenlike calm.
>”Just one.”
>Raising a brow at you, he takes a moment to glance over towards Vinyl.
>Silence fills the room for a moment longer as he stares, almost pleadingly, at the comatose woman, though the dull beat of the heart monitor is his only response.
>Nodding, he sucks in a small breath before looking you in the eyes.
>”Why me?”
>Before you have time to properly think of a response, however, there comes a voice.
>”Because, Anonymous…”
>A voice laced with venom, a voice that’s so often followed by a restless night worrying about what’s to come, and a voice that’s certainly not welcome.
>”You’re the reason this all began, so you’re going to help us put an end to it before anything like this can happen again.”
>There is a flash of movement, and that’s when everything went to hell.

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>>30441723
Welp, big update is big. And sorry for it being late, as, well, I had a run-in with my druggie sister, of whom I haven't seen for nearly two years. Apparently she was in jail and nobody wanted to tell me, so I was quite busy with all of that "cathartic reunion" bullshit nonsense, and was unable to post poner for ya'll sooner.

Pasty—https://pastebin.com/phPMVFcM

Until next time, you glorious bastards.

>>30441772
I will never stop hating cliffhangers

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>>30440597

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Happy birthday you useless pieces of sentient meat

>>30442339
never change HHP

>>30442320
Books!

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>shimmigrates to your dimension
>blocks your path

>>30442786
>builds wall

>>30441679
>Not good enough to the point where you’d feel a bit of pre coming out when you bite in
>pre
Good taste in memes, Stlat.

>>30443406
Those are indeed some fashionable leggings and heels.

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Happy Friggin' Anniversary /nst/!

I got off my ass and started writing something for this special day. Something I had been planning to write for almost a whole year now, crazy how that time flies huh?

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>>30443767
>Be Brother Aegis, Chaptermaster of the Dread Falcons
>You stand atop a hill beside your battle brothers, overlooking the blasted landscapes of this forsaken agri-world
>Countless dead litter the ground beside the flaming wreckage of the previous battle
>A reckoning was at hand
>”Chaptermaster!”
>You silently glance down the hill, your cape billowing in the bitter breeze
>A single Royal Guardswoman in a ragged uniform saluted you
>”The Earthbreaker Cannons are primed and ready!” What are your orders sir!?”
>Glaring back at the war-torn plains, Aegis dons his Power Armor’s helmet and mechanically replies
“Unleash Dread.”
++++++
>Be Twilight’s Big Brother, Shining Armor
>”I’m SOOOO excited!”
>You chuckle as your little sis begins to carefully organize her tiny plastic models
>Leaning back in your chair, you idly wave around one of your own figures
>A big beefy space marine that you had painted red and silver many years ago, one that you had fondly nicknamed Brother Aegis
>”OK! I think I’m all ready. Just let me double check a few rules…”
>Twilley sits on the other side of the kitchen table with her smartphone in hand, a big smile plastered on her face
>You can’t help but grin back as you lay Brother Aegis down on the table
>This had been a long time coming, but you were finally going to have your first REAL game of Hyperspace Hyperwars together!
>Your fearless Dread Falcons, grim super-warriors who fought in the name of the Empress and her people, backed up by several platoons of the finest soldiers the Royal Guard had to offer
>Their foes would be terrifying indeed, or at least you hoped they would be after all the money you blew helping Twi build them
>The Dark Mechanica
>Unholy Cyborgs who mixed technology with dark magic straight from the Abyss
“Urge to purge… Rising.”
>”Huh, what’s that BBBFF?”
“Nuffin."
>She smirks down at her phone while muttering something about your "beloved Corpse Goddess”

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>>30443775
>Cupping a hand over your chin, you stare down at your assembled army and begin to strategize
>Few foes could go toe-to-toe against your prized Dread Falcons, your hardened Royal Guardsmen could be trusted to hold the line, and the Earthbreaker Cannons…. break Earths
>You had a lot of faith in these little soldiers of yours
>However, you didn’t really know what to expect from Twiley
>The Dark Mechanica was an army you rarely saw back in the day, and you know your sister’s been prepping for this fight for a long time
>You stare at Twilight as she takes her phone and snaps some photos of her evil little cybersoldiers
>There were only a few handfuls of figurines on her side of the table, which made you wonder what exactly she was hiding in reserve…
>”Sup guys.”
“Hm?”
>You and Twilight perk up as Gilda walks into the kitchen
>”Hey Gilda!”
>The two girls fist bump each other as Gilda makes a bee line for your fridge
>Cracking it open, she stares inside for a brief moment before grabbing one of your beers
“Grab me one too.”
>Handing you a cold one, Gilda leans against your counter and stares at all the various figurines, dice, and papers strewn about
>”The Hell is this?”
>”Hyperspace Hyperwars!”
>Gilda slowly slurps her beer, the look on her face not changing one bit as your sister holds up a random HSHW box
>”Its a tabletop miniature war-game about futuristic armies battling it out in a galaxy where there is ‘Only War!’
>Gilda’s still slurping
>”…. kay.”
>You roll your eyes and gesture for her to take a seat
“Sit down and watch a little bit.”
>Shrugging her shoulders, she plops down and picks up a random Guardsman
>It appears to be a figurine of Guardswoman wearing a rad bandanna over her forehead and carrying a big Meltargun
>”Heh, I like this one.”
>You crack a smile and turn toward your sister, who has planted her phone down and is reaching for her dice
>”Ready?”
“Ready.”

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>>30443809
>Muddied boots stomp across the ground as sandbags are dropped
>The Royal Guard is quick to shore up defenses as battle lines are drawn
>There is quite a lot of them, though one catches your eye
>Striking a match across her fatigues to light the cigar in her mouth, a brawny Guardswoman with white hair and golden eyes stares up at you
>You can almost feel the radiological waves warming up inside that massive gun hanging over her shoulder
>”Hey tin man!”
>Her fellow Guards stop and stare as she shouts up to you
>”Are you just going to check me out all day or are we gonna trash this planet?”
>A fellow Guardsman mumbles something about how you’re all here to ‘liberate’ this world, to which she shrugs
>”Same thing, whatever.”
>You grunt down at her, the noise carrying easily thanks to the loudspeaker in your helmet
“No need sergeant. The enemy is coming to us.”
>Your army stares over yonder as a platoon of strange figures emerge from the fog of war
>”Fuckin A.”
>The sergeant drops against the sandbags alongside her fellow Guards and takes aim with her Meltargun
>”Let’s do this!”
>From the enemy lines comes several screeching flashes of blue light
>In reply, several of the Royal Guard cry out in anguish
>”What the fuck?!”
>The fog clears and shows an orderly formation of robed figures, their faces masked under glowing goggles
>Their robotic voices cry out in unison
>”Seek and Destroy!"
>A few more Royal Guards are suddenly cut down, their bodies wreathed in electricity as bullets pierce their flesh
“Return fire!”
>The Royal Guard unleashes a hail of laser bolts at their cyborg foes
>A few of them explode, spilling oil and blood across the ground, but most of the enemy remains unfazed
>The sergeant from earlier cries out
>”We can't hit shit from here! We need to charge!”
“No.”
>You bellow back at her
“Hold the line. Charging now would be playing into her hands.”
>”Whose hands?!”
“Hers…”

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>>30443843
>Gilda blinks at you as you take a swig from your can of beer
>”The fuck are you talking about man?”
>True, you may have forgotten that your little sister’s Skitorii Rangers could shoot from a very long range but you knew there were more important things to worry about
“If I just send my Guards out now, they’ll be sitting ducks for whatever Twiley’s got hiding under the table.”
>Your little sister giggles, her fingers tapping each other as she smiles and waits for you to make a move
>”Can I have a beer too?”
“What? No!”
>And just like that all thought of tactics goes out the window as the two ladies at the table share a laugh
>”Not even if I’m safe at home?”
“Hell no, grab a soda or something.”
>”What if I win though?”
>You raise an eyebrow at her
“What if you win?”
>Twilley nods her head
>”If I win, then you get to let me have a beer or two?”
“OR TWO?”
>”Yeah!”
>You scoff as she taps a finger against her cheek
“Yeah? And what if I win?”
>”Uhhh, hmm.”
>You shoot her a glare whilst taking another swig
>On top of all the headaches that had happened in the past, seemingly starting with your sister getting peer pressured into drinking, an idle thought crosses your mind
>Gilda had been putting away much of your alcohol ever since she started living here
>The prospect of having to go out and buy enough booze for all three of you was troubling
>Maybe you’d be able to save some cash if you didn’t always eat out…
“Heh heh.”
>You put the can down and leer at your sister
“If I win, you have to eat my cooking for a whole week.”
>”BLEH!”
>Twilight recoils, nearly falling out of your seat
“Does that sound fair? My cooking’s not that bad, is it?”
>”Oh, n-no no. That’s uh, that’s a deal!”
“Let’s shake on it.”
>Standing up, you reach across the table and shake your sister’s trembling hand

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>>30443871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw
>Another Royal Guard screams and falls to the ground beside the Sergeant
>”Should’ve stayed in the fucking Hives.”
>Glancing down at them, you decide that the Royal Guard could use some support
“Earthbreaker Cannons.”
>Over a mile behind from where you stood, the artillery guns could be heard steaming in reply
>You brandish your personal weapon of choice, a massive Thunderhammer whose head glowed bright blue
>Waving it to the sky, you shout
“FIRE!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT8YDtDeGB0
>Adding to the chaos of bullets and lasers comes a chorus of explosions that tear the plains apart
>The machine men wail in agony as the artillery blows many of them away
>”That’s more like it!”
>The Sergeant’s laughter can somehow be heard over the symphony of destruction
>You might’ve laughed as well, if you weren’t a walking avatar of DREAD
>”Hehehehehe…”
“Hmmm?”
>It seems that someone else is happy to laugh in your stead
>A young woman’s giggling creeps into your ears
>”You may have dismantled my Skitorii Rangers, but I have many more toys to play with Brother Aegis.”
“Accursed Techno-Witch. Come out and face me.”
>”Soon! Very VERY soon, but first! Why don’t I show you a few of my ‘pets’. They’re dying to meet you! Mwahahahaha!”
>Your power armor shakes as mighty roars tear open the sound barrier above
>Through the fine tuning of your helmet’s sensors, you are able to register the roar as a cross between a beast’s wail and a man’s scream
“By the Empress, are those….”
>Gouts of flame rain down from the sky
>Metal dragon-like beasts swoop down over your Royal Guards, immolating them with their flaming breath
“…. Helwyverns!”
>”Holy shit what the fuck?!”
>The sergeant is a member of one of the lucky few squads to dive for cover before being set ablaze
>The witch cackles while you glare
>"THIS, is only the beginning!"

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>>30443902
And that's about all I have for now! I'll see if I can't finish this up a bit later, but I wanted to make sure this was at least started on the anniversary.

Hope ya'll enjoy!

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>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

sorry i wanted to color this but shit went to fuck but i also wanted it out today so here

>>30443959
Hmm, isn't this how slaz0rs velvet milf green started

Happy Birthday /nst/

>>30443775
SPESS MAHREENS

>>30443959
Thanks anon its very nice

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>>30443994
why must you open old wounds

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>>30444516
Hey, someone else remembers!

>>30444557
never read it
can I have a link?

>>30443917
I fucking love you Churro.
I wish you were around more.

>>30444929
You're SOL, faggot, the story's been dead for like 3 years.

The author came back probably a year and a half, 2 years ago, said they'd finish, and predictably never did.

Goodnight nst
happy birthday

i just want to read about scitwi's musky unwashed nerdy pussy

>>30445891
its worth it

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>>30447214
>"we eventually had to do it outside the wagon because the trailer park management complained about the noise"
"starlight...."
>"and by 'it' i mean smashing clams together. that's a euphemism."
"starlightpleaseyouarekillingme"

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SPACE
LESBIAN
LOVE
TWIANGLE

Dear /nst/, have you ever masturbated in class?

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>>30445500
You're very kind Anon, I wish I could come by more often too! Thank you

>>30444067

WRRRRRYYYYYY

>>30449054
No

>>30449054
No, and why do you ask?

>>30449406
ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE!

>>30450694
Gotta know the powerlevel of the people I share a thread with.

>>30450694
Deus ex machina

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I hope Twilight doesn't mind her girlfriend getting it on with a commie philosopher...

>>30452098
the shimmigrants can go to commieland what do I care

>>30452098
Fuck off horse niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon though.

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why is princess twilight so mean

You know, this is probably my favorite general ive been to

>>30458670
Mine too.
One of the first, probably second.

No one Chad can handle the purple stanky nerd pussy

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>>30459561
good. she's an insatiable slut and will require more than one thundercock to keep her libido in check.

>>30459792
all she needs is love

Pathetic, desu.

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>>30461726
twilight isnt pathetic
she may be shy and awkward but she isnt pathetic

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>>30459792
M Y W I F E I S A M O N O G A M O U S P R U D E

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>Salaam Twilight, my habibi!
>I've finally come to claim you as mine.
>Will you take my hand as your rightful wife?
>Our journey will be arduous, with many perils and strange green-skinned beasts that call themselves "Anons" standing in our way.
>They seek to peel us apart, but insha'allah we will overcome their fear of all that is righteous and beautiful in the world.
>What say you? Do I have your approval, my lavender waif?

>Oh, wonderful! Takbir! Thank you so much!
>Dykeshit ackbar! I am so happy right now!
>I love you too, my delicate Twilight. I promise my heart to you for all of eternity!
>Come, follow me. I know a way out of this wretched place.
>I met a wise hashshashin in the hills. He calls himself "Brad," and he promised us safe passage out of Mount Nestea.
>Hmm? Oh, no worries. He is a man of taqwa, an ardent adherent of Dykeshia.
>Come, quickly! Before Anons find us!

>>30462646
shimmigrants get out

>>30462830
Good, good, the Glimmigrants can now enter undetected...

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>>30462855
>>30462646
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>30463753
cute except why the fuck is twilight's hair morphed into a bike helmet

>>30463787
The artist had a Rei fetish.

>>30441772
Well, that sucks m8.
If I was you I would cut that from my life, but then again, my brother is an actual piece of shit, so I shouldn't compare it to other people's druggie siblings.

Sleepy as fuck.

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>anon, i'm a mermaid!

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>>30462646
how can anons even compete against this piece of delicious ass??

>>30467425
I dont know
but sunset does have a nice one

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>>30462646
>you will never be Twilight smoking shisha with your dearest wife Sunset
>you will never live out an Anatolian lesbian fantasy with a fiery redhead
i want to declare jihad against this gay earth

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>>30468604
>you will never date the bluehaired magic qt nerd
why live?

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>>30468632
oh and I forgot to mention the glasses part

>>30468662
>ursula
>blue-haired
w-well, about that...

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Who else /lwa/ here?

>the honest dykeshitter

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>>30468990
im pretty sure half the people who went to /lwa/ were /nst/ posters
and I'm one of them
Witchlight when?

>>30469000
>half the people who went to /lwa/ were /nst/ posters
and how do you know this? please tell me they mentioned /nst/ by name

>>30469089
part of it is a gut feeling
part of it is Ive seen the same reaction pics with the same filenames in both threads
but most importantly I've seen dykeshit
and theres people that occassionally mention pony there

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>>30468990
Threadly reminder that Croix did nothing wrong.

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>"Can I be your friend? Anon?"

>>30470661
"Y-yes. can we go do something together?"
god im bored

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>>30470661

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>>30470661
"Having friends is illegal in this imperium."

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>>30470795
but Rogal Dorn thinks that following the law is fun

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>>30470810
"Having fun in this Imperium is illegal."

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>>30470661
Absolutely, but unfortunately, you're not real.

>>30472444
she is real in my mind

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>>30440597
I want old sci-twi back

>>30476632
I love her no matter what

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>"do i look like a sexy nerd now?"
>uh, not really...

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>>30478068
>"You look sexy enough for me, babe."
>"Wanna collide clams together?"

>>30443406
Where is this from if I may ask?

>>30478721
its from one of the eqg specials

>>30478068
"Only now do I see how disgusting you actually are."

>>30480200
who's saying that
twilight or sunset

>>30479553
Eqg specials? I've been under a rock

>>30481350
yeah there were like three of them that were released in polish

>>30481928
Oh. Sausage language. I just want a picture of them in those outfits. I want to write a story that's cape related and to be honest I'm not sure where it should go

>>30481949
yeah thyey were pretty good
but I cant seem to find the links I had saved of them

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>"with this new outfit, Twilight Sparkle will have no choice but to submit to The Great And Powerful Trixie's marriage proposal! Wahahahaha!"

>>30485322
That enchanted dress is sorcery
Remove the magic

>>30485322
Unf

>>30485322
does trixie naturally have large breasts or is it the outfit

>>30487412
The outfit. Trixie probably has A or B cups, and is very self conscious about them

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>>30487586
>"Hmph, jealous lies! Trixie's breasts are great in size and their allure is powerful!"
>"You dare question their authenticity? Come! Lay your grabby, powerful h-hands upon Trixie's great b-bosom--"
>"--mmmf. Don't stop squeezing..."

I want to get Sci-Twi teen pregnant!

Does the writefag known as Jeff Mango still write for this general?

>>30491936
yeah but he's on a irl vacation

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Gosh I really want to write a fanfic where Timber fucks up and Twilight tearfully breaks up with him.

I'd make sure it was his fault so he has to live with it and realize he blew it.

>>30493386
Iceman I know you want to date timber but twi owns him

Don't know what will come of this but I based a one shot on the image ChurroAnon posted at
>>30443871
Hope you guys enjoy. I'll probably finish the rest tomorrow

"Good Evening, Ms.Sparkle."
>"I suppose it is Mr..."
"Footnote. Pleasure."
>You extend your hand but she does not reach out to grasp it.
>She continues to stare at you, her gaze unmoving.
>"I'm not really one for pleasantries, Mr.Footnote."
>You withdraw your hand, the sting of rejection starting to welt
>"That being said, I appreciate you getting me out of my jacket for a couple moments. So I will entertain whatever it is that you wish. For now."
"I assure you, Ms. Sparkle, I am not here to waste your time."
>"That is not really my concern, seeing as time is all I have now."
"Judging by the rulings, I'd dare to disagree."
>A slight twitch of her eyebrow betrays her annoyance on her otherwise stoic face.
>"Regardless of whatever is in store for me in the future, I am here now. What is it that you want."
>You take a seat opposite her and meet her cold stare.
"Ms. Sparkle, I am a crime novel writer. Most of my life's work has been riding off the coattails of precincts across the country."
>A ghost of a smile appears and vanishes before you have time to register the emotion.
"I've decided to...branch out from my usual work."
>Twilight leans in closer, almost uncomfortably close.
>You would feel more alarmed were it not for the handcuffs shackled to her wrists.
>Calm yourself, Footnote. Don't let her see your fear.
>"And...how do you plan on doing that?"
"I've accumulated a good amount of money to travel across the country and interview death row inmates. My book will essentially be a last will and testament of most of these people."
>A much more visible grin spreads across her face.
>"So instead of riding the coattails of the police, you've chosen to ride my coattails?"
"I-..."

>>30495782
>Ouch.
"Not quite."
>"How is this any different?"
"Ms. Sparkle, I've read that almost a fourth of the people sentenced to death row have been done so illegitimately. Falsely accused, shunned by society and marked for death for a crime they did not commit. While most have resigned themselves to await merciful oblivion, others take a more...hopeful position.
>Twilight scoffs and rolls her eyes.
"Please, if you know the outcomes of the trials, you know that I practically admitted to it.
>"I was getting to that. Wile I am concerned with the current state of our legal system, I do take a more...grim...interest in this.
>Your statement is met with an inquistive glare.
>Suddenly feeling the need for a healthier distance, you rise from your seat and decide to pace around the room.
"You see, Ms.Sparkle, people like me, aren't just interested in the how. We want to know why.
>Her eyes never leave you, slowly following your steady pace.
"Everyone always hears about how people like you are monsters, cruel and sadistic, with only one goal and mind."
>They track you, like a predator, waiting for it's opportune moment to unleash a singular strike.
"But people like me, we know better! We want to ask! We want to understand! We want to KNOW!"
>To puncuate your sentence, you slam your hands onto the table, and meet her gaze once more.
>You immediately regret your outburt as soon as you finish.
>What got into you?
>Did you go too far?
>Is she going to try and...
>No she's pretty locked down.
>The two of you stare at each other for what seems like hours, waiting for the other to make the first move.
>Finally, Twilight speaks. Her voice monotone. Unreadable. Grave.
>"What's in it for me."
"Wh-what?"
>"You heard me. What do I get if I agree."
"Well, I-uhm-I-uhhh...well. What do you want?"
>"Out."
"Within reason."
>"Out."

>>30495790
"Ms.Sparkle, you're on death row. I don't think I can really negotiate your rele-"
>"No, you neanderthal. I want to be outside."
"I...beg pardon?"
>Another roll of her eyes, and a heavy sigh.
>"As of right now, the warden refuses to let me out during yard hours. Says I'd cause trouble with the other female inmates. I want you to talk to her about letting me out there."
"So you just want to go...outside?"
>"Mr.Footnote, as of right now, I have 3, maybe 4 weeks to live. I accept that my final destination will be the poisoned earth outside the prison, so I would like to breath and not smell sweat and used tampons for one more time before I die."
"I-alright. I'll schedule a meeting with the warden and see what I can do."
>"Excellent. So we have a deal."
>This time, she extends her shackled hand out.
>You eye it cautiously, waiting for some jape or remark.
>Instead, yet another sigh.
>"Mr.Footnote, we are merely sealing the deal with a friendly handshake."

>>30495805
"I thought you weren't one for pleasantries, though."
>"Yes, but this is strictly business. I am nothing, if not mindful of my manners."
>You choke back a laugh, but slowly graps her hand and shake.
>Her hand is surprisingly soft, for having spent several years in a maximum security prison.
>"Well then, Footnote. I look forward to our...discussions. I trust I shall see you tomorrow?"
"You shall."
>"Very well. I believe our time is up anyway. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
>Unsure of how to respond, you simply nod your head and walk over to the door on the far side.
>You press the rusted button next to the door, which causes a loud buzzer to emit its whine.
>"Mr.Footnote."
"Hmm?"
>A small sliver of a smile can be seen in the faint lighting, but its intentions are well veiled.
>"I do hope that what I have on my mind will...interest you."
"...I hope so too."
>The heavy door slides open, to reveal a large, gruff man with graying hair waiting on the other side.
>He eyes you dismissively before resting his sight on Twilight.
>He grumbles and steps aside, allowing you to pass.
>"Goodnight, Mr.Footnote."
"...Goodnight...Twilight."
>As you pass through the doorway, the guard slides the door shut with a resounding CLANG


That's all for now, but hope it's worthwhile

>>30495815
>That's all for now, but hope it's worthwhile
its always worth it anon, thanks for the green
ill read it when the nightshift ends

>>30495815
>Green staring Twilight as Hannibal Lecter.
oh I'm hooked!

>>30493386
who has sex wearing glasses

>>30497039
Twilight does. What a nerd.

>>30497400
She needs them to see his little penis

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Have you fellow Twilights read the headlines on The Twilight Times today? It's disgusting.

>[As Shimmigrant Wealth Accumulates, Twilight Smuggling Reaches New Heights]

I mean yeah yeah, everyone's got their little fetish. "A believing fetish is your fapping" and all that. But these Shimmigrants have the smallest fetish you can think of, and they've taken it to a new level.

TINY TWILIGHTS.

Unsuspecting members of our own, kidnapped without consent from their guardians, forced to undergo the Mirror Magic Miniaturization™ process. Wholly unethical! That process is an intellectual property of the HST and they're using an unlicensed implementation of it!

...Admittedly, those Twilights were kinda on the short side to begin with, what with stunted growth and malnourishment and stuff. But hey, we're trying to run an interdimensional corporation here! We have things like budgetary concerns and investor returns to worry about! Just because we left a few dozen....thousands of Twilights to starve under confinement it doesn't mean a bunch of sexy redheads get to liberate them and sell them off to gift shops!

Stupid, sexy Shimmigrants.

I must admit that I like their new uniform, though. Skin-tight black spandex really accentuates their butt nicely, especially when they're sweaty from all the--

--Lawsuit! There will be a lawsuit over this! Those Twilights are *ours* to abuse, not theirs! We'll demand payment for the stolen Twilights and extradite the Shimmers responsible for leading the raid!

What? Oh, we just want the Shimmers for lewd butt stuff. I hope they send them over in those new uniforms...

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>>30497626

>>30497626
destroyed

>>30497626
Looks like the "Timber" has been burnt.

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>>30497626

>>30499092
Too bad I feel like you meant to say "tinder".

You could have said "cut down", though.

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People are accusing you of not knowing the difference between human and pony Twilight.

How do you respond?

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>>30501431

>>30501431
I like your hair in a bun

>>30501608
is ashi AU twilight?

>>30502457
Aku is Timer Spruce and Anon is Jack.

>>30447327
>friendship
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30490175
sunset owning and raising a reluctant twilight when?

>>30502638
>it only makes horse noises as it tries to communicate with sunset

>>30501431
the word used was "interchangeable"

Ayo what happened to r9klight

>>30502731
Human Twi is better.

>>30503371
this always

Horselight is the prude no sex before marriage girl, Swilight is the can't get enough of Chad's cock type of girl.

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>>30503339
Dead big long now

No idea what goes on in here anymore

>>30505789
I want to take that Hoars

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>"S-shut up! It was just my highschool anime goth phase!"

>>30511725
being a shimmigrant is suffering

>>30511725
"Dont deny it shimmer"
"Deep inside you know you are an edgy girl with a sledgehammer"