They want you to buy them beer, cigarettes and Cheetos.

I WOULD SHOVE MY 69 YEAR LONG COCK IN THEY ARE MOUTHS

>>30437462
Slap those little heathens with the word of The Lord

>>30437462
Break appleblooms legs, then grab sweetie belles horn and break it off and finally get scootaloo and shove the horn up her ass and tell them they learned their first life lesson leave me the fuck alone.

I do none of those things and walk away. I don't like children no matter how cute.

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Get them drunk enough to vomit so they'll know to never want alcohol.
As for the cigarettes, give them each one but cut the filters so it won't be pleasurable in anyway to their young lungs. Then I'll get them the Cheetos give them to them. Nothing wrong with Cheetos.

>>30437462
>rape

Buy candy cigarettes, root beer and Cheetos

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I would buy them if they agree to:

Give me hugs and cuddles,

Agree to hang out more often,

And let me fuck them together with their sisters.

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>>30437462

* take the money
* pretend to buy
* lure them into an alley
* rape them at knifepoint

>>30437462
Buy them root beer, candy cigarettes and Cheetos.

>>30437462
>not working at a place with alcohol and getting coworkers to buy for you

K

buy myself beer, cigarettes and cheetos for the money

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>>30437517

>>30437462
Buy it

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>>30437462
Buy them for myself with their money

I'm fuckin jonesin for a pack right now, dude