>"Be not afraid, Anon. The LORD has sent me to bring you back to the Earth. You are not meant to be in Equestria."
>>30431899
I plead for mercy then, oh mighty and just Ophan. Just turn me into salt, but let my remains stay here where I am finally at peace.
>"Nope. You're upsetting the balance of Creation. Back you go."
>>30431899
I go. If the good lord wants me back on earth then to earth I shall return. I would request to say goodbye first though.
>>30431899
I ain't going back.
>>30431899
You're not taking me dead, nor alive, jew wheel.
>>30431899
make me fgt
>DIVINE INTERVENTION
>You are immediately returned to your home dimension
>For your defiance of the Lord, you are reincarnated as a possum
>>30432753
>root around in garbage
>screech at people
well shit, ain't much different than now except I might have more chances of finding a mate.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, WHEELS!
>>30431899
Ophanim are faggots! Seraphim are best waifu's!
>>30432785
>waifuing divine messengers
You really are a glorious winged faggot.
>>30431899
Fuck off, your Angel wasn't even the best Angel
>>30431899
Noble angel, am I needed? If not then I invoke my right to free will for I wish to stay, but in a way and manner that the Lord will approve of.
>>30431899
>Twilight returns home after another adventure
>She finds a crowd gathered around her castle
>The assembled crowd's worried whispers tell her something bad has happened
>"What's happening? What's going on?" she asks the bystanders
>The ponies say nothing, instead lowering their head and moving aside
>The Princess finds her friends
>They are sad, lamenting the departure of a beloved friend
>"Pinkie...Rarity...Will somepony please tell me what's going on?" she asks panicked
>Starlight Glimmer steps forward
>She has a glowing letter hovering near her
>"Anon is no longer with us."
>Twilight is devastated
>She feels like she's falling
>"What...How?"
>Starlight takes a deep breath and almost chokes as she tries not to cry herself
>"There was a loud bang and a bright light in the sky. Many ponies were blinded temporarily and all fell to the ground in fear. Then came a booming voice. It said "Who will carry the sign of the cross? Who dares battle the saracen?". Trixie, Spike, Anon and I were hiding under the heavy kitchen table at the time. As soon as Anon heard the voice, he ran outside like a madman. We tried to hold him, but he pushed us back. We followed him and I caught a glimpse of the being that had called to him. It was powerful and a frightening sight, but Anon answered it's call with mad joy. He called it "Angel" and it called him "Crusader". With it's permission, Anon wrote a hasty letter and bode farewell. Again I tried to hold him, but again I couldn't. I told him "Crusader. Crusader, please take me with you". He said "Battle lies far to the east". I told him "Don't leave me alone", but he said "They're calling. I have to be there". I asked if we'll see him again. He said "No one knows who'll return."
>Twilight starts crying
>Unable to hold herself any longer, Starlight joins her
>And Pinkie, and Rarity, and everyone else
>>30433995
>They loved that human guy, and someone took him away
>Twilight spent many a night reading Anon's letter again and again
>In it, Anon explained that he'd been sent to Equestria to have his will tested through temptation. With the angel's return his test is concluded. Now he is a footsoldier in the Lord's war against evil on earth
The letter concludes "Don't cry my friends. I am sure we will meet again, because Heaven is my final fate and Heaven is what I'd call the time I spent with you. Please be patient until then and remember me like I remember you."
>Twilight hugs the letter tightly and cries
>"I'm sorry...I can't not cry...."
>>30433995
>>30434008
>religious crusader shit
>not meme crusader shit
neck yourself
>>30434107
Do you even listen to Saxon, you double heathen?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ
B-But discord is the definition of imbalance