Timber just finish his story of Gaia Everfree. And now it's

>>30403710
The Ugly Barnacle

story of Gayer Everfree

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>>30403710
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the principal of a school called CHS

>>30403710
The OP who sucked all the cocks

>>30403710
The time when the mod deleted my two threads for no reason.

>>30403710
is it me or this is the 7th edition?

>>30403710
The Enigma of Amigara Fault

>>30403710
Let me tell you about the jews

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>>30403736
>Principle Celestia thinks she's hip with the kids, breaking out ancient memes

>>30403784
It just makes me want to fuck Principal Celestia even more.

>>30403710
Pinkie Pie suck a hundred dicks
fimfetch.net/story/88780/pinkie-pie-sucks-a-hundred-dicks/

>>30403784
Makes her even more of a Christmas Cake.

>>30403736
I would rather Spelunking her sister.

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>>30403815
The one who just said she's the Terror that flaps in the night?

>>30403794
this, just imagine her saying "over 9000" fucking unf

>>30403829
1 Yes i'm certain.

2 Are you sure that's not Batgirl?

>>30403710
The Dunwich Horror.

>>30403812
Is Christmas Cake an innuendo that I'm unaware of?

>>30403842
I'm seeing no wheelchair.

>>30403849
Get out newfag

>>30403851
What are you talking about she was never in a wheelchair in the animated series.

>>30403851
Batgirl was never in a wheelchair.

>>30403865
...then I'm afraid you got the reference wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck9QOmCeN94

>>30403891
was that a good show?

>>30403891
how's it going grandpa
my 60yr old dad makes references to that

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>>30403935
Hella funny and suprisingly occasionally dark (for example, in one ep, the daughter of DD gets catapulted into a future where her dad got mad after she disappeared and strayed away from the justice path becoming a violent tyrant who 'got rid' of every single criminal in town and rules with iron fist over its citizens)

>>30403935
Never saw much of it since it usually came on by the time I had to leave for school.

Not to mention Jisney was a premium channel back in the day.

>>30403981
>Jisney
Disney
Fix it for you.

>>30403976
So like both Gravity Falls and Steven Universe?

>>30403710
>"Anon, seriously! Tell us your story!" urged Timber.
>You didn't like Timber.
>Dude stole your hairstyle.
>Also, he's creepy.
>If you could tell a REAL horror story, it'd be about how you once caught a fish in the Gulf of Mexico by tying a sack of tiny worms below your ballsack and tea-bagged the ocean, but they'd probably ask you to stop.
"Neh. I'm good, senpai."
>"Oh, c'mon! You're always seen writing! You gonna tell me you never wrote something scary before?" asks Applejack provocatively.
>She teases you for being a "cute lil writer-boy" and stuff.
>You act like you don't like it...but really?
>You love the attention.
>You roll your eyes with a groan.
"Okay, okay...yes, I have written a story...but, um...I mean, several actually. Just, I dunno...they're a bit severe."
>"More severe than Timber's?" ponders Camper #69 who you don't care about.
>You nod.
"Yes. I mean, kinda. It's...it's weird."
>Soon, all the campers start chanting together.
>"Tell it! Tell it! Tell it!"
>Applejack smirks at you.
>"I think ya got yourself an audience, Anon."
"Okay, okay! Fine. But you all fucking asked for it..."
>You then recited the Bee movie script because you got nervous.

>>30404004
Yeah, with a good part of "Ducktales".

>>30404001
Are you retarded or foreign

>>30404011
both

>Go full Ron Paul.

>>30404006
>stale reddit meme
d r o p p e d

Let me tell you the story of an aspiring artist who's dreams were crushed by some people with slightly above average sized noses. This one is more comedy than horror but bear with me, because you're in for a treat

>>30404009
I'm assuming you talking about the classic one.

Was Duck tales (90's) good as well?

>>30404033
Okay.

>>30404040
Well, of course, the new one didn't even come out yet.

But yes, good cartoon, and good games too, imho.

>>30403710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

>>30404046
It all started in a little country called "Germany" a long long time ago

>>30404209
>Students groan
>"What, again?" "Is he going to do the funny gestures?" "JUST GET LAID, DUDE!"

>>30404052
is it me or 90's kids shows have dark episode(s)?

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>>30404226
You insolent foals will be the first ones in the ovens next time

>>30404226
Okay Timber I'll have sex with your girlfriend, mom, and sister.

"Then the car honked it's horn by itself."
>Rarity starts screaming and starts points at you which causes the other campers to scream.
>Oh yeah you're supposed to kill these teenagers with your rusty axe.

>>30403710
The time I saw my grandma shave her legs and then have sex.

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>>30404397
Yep. You see, back in those days, there wasn't still a definite distinction between what was "for kids" and what not. So, for example, we had Fox's 1993 Spiderman which had very dark moments but at the same time had very strict rules about onscreen fights (Spiderman wasn't allowed to punch people, and every gun shooted lasers, not bullets).

It was a transitional market, which for example allowed Disney to cram out something like "Gargoyles" and market it at kids, despite it being definitely mature (one of the villains was the estranged lover of the main character, who at the same time was in love with another character from a completely different species.)
(Also, she was fucking hot)

>>30404460
you are more then welcome of killing eqg rarity.

>>30404513
>Fox's 1993 Spiderman which had very dark moments

1 God I'm old

2 The only thing I remember that was dark was Venom.

>>30404513
Demona was attracted two characters oddly progressive for Disney.

>>30404526
And doctor Connors losing his mind every 2 episodes and trying to kill his family, and Kingpin's son risking his life every time a plan went wrong, and Mary Jane having fitness session in skin tight leotards on screen (ok, not dark, but my penis still remebers it very fondly)...

>>30404551
Okay did they downplay the subject or it didn't accrue to me?

>>30403710
All the cancer in this world.

>>30403710
Tell a story and go insanely detail when it to fashion malfunction. Just to see Rarity cream/pee involuntary.

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>>30404569
Of course it wasn't bloody murder in every episode, but it had very dark undertones.

Let's just say it was very different from 60s spiderman or early 80s Spiderman and his amazing friends (god, Firestar was hottttttt), despite still being very kid-like

>>30404606
Whose sexier for a Spider-Man cartoon Mary Jane Watson or Firstar?

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>>30403784
>You get stuck sitting next to Celestia on the bus
>You spend the first three hours listening to her repeating decades old memes and telling you about all the ribbons she earned

>>30403710
Tell them about a girl who wished she was immortal but when her family died of old age she ended up hanging herself and she will forever be in limbo and be chased by a killer, who will kill her over and over and she feels the pain.

>>30404635
Do I get to spelunk her?

>>30403710
Tell them about the rapist in the wood then proceed to rape them all.

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>>30404628
Shit, good question. In my young kid mind they both screamed SEX from every inch of their bodies.

MJ had on her side a way better animation and design, but a terrible colorscheme (yellow v-neck sweater over lilac shirt and skintight blue jeans), while Firestar wore a very revealing outfit over a very curvy (in some episodes) body.

I can't fucking pick.

>>30403710
"And that's the legend of Anal Rapist Ben Dover."
>"Anon that story was quite uncouth."
>"I agree with Rares it didn't make any licking sense."
>"And it wasn't even scary at all."
>You hear a scratchy voice.
"But Dash, you should be afraid because Ben Dover is real and he'll rape your anus if you don't acknowledge his existence."
>You see Timber roll his eyes.
>"Oh please Anon, there is no such thing as Ben D-AHHHH!"
>A man with a top hat came from the bushes and pulls down Timber's pants and penetrate him.
>Pinkie screams.
>"Oh my god it's Anal Rapist Ben Dover!"
"I tried to warn everyone. The next time don't question the power of Ben Dover or you'll end up like Timber here.

>>30403710
Gather around, kids, and hear the tale of the time I farted a ping pong ball into a champagne flute.

>>30403710
and then they live happily ever after the end.

>Anon you said nothing for 46 minutes.

Last time I was around a campfire in the middle of nowhere by a river we talked about our experiences with sleep paralysis and reliving those instances combined with the setting was scarier than any ghost story I've heard.

>>30404948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

>>30404635
>"Anon, can you guess how many ribbons I've won?"
Please, for the love of God, don't-
>"Over 9000! Hehe, little internet humor there for you anon."
>Camp Everfree is still 4 hours away

>>30405007
4 hours? My dick I gonna be happy on this day.

>>30405007
>>30405027
>Not introducing the classic dank memes to Celestia.
>You will never banepost with Principal Celestia while she puts her hand down your pants.
>"Speaking of big guys~"
"F-for you.

>>30403710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNCFZr08jAI

>>30403710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH5E7tUb0Pc

>>30404513
Hey it's Queen of Pain

>>30405091
>You will never banepost with Principal Celestia while she puts her hand down your pants.

Jokes on you that was my plan and fetish.

>>30405175
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught what's next in your master plan?

>>30405286
enjoy it dah.

>>30404751
Top fucking kek

>>30405286
implying that we don't sneak off on to the lake and have sex.

>>30405393
There's a lake in a bus?

>>30405407
Right below her

>>30405425
make sure you dive in head first.

>>30403710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxO_Qypw9bY

>>30403710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apDZJGz153c

>>30403710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Mice_and_Men

>>30403710
Bump

>>30406565
That's not a story I've ever heard, you actual bull prepping faggot.

>>30403710
Squeeze Fluttershy tits.

>Sexual Memelestia
Reposting an old green.

>Celestia and Anon go on a date
>She's extremely nervous
>Luna has taught her a bunch of internet lingo
>She's scribbled some lines on her wrist
>"Ahem, um. Ebin day out, isn't it?"
"What?"
>"H-Have you checked your dubs, lately?"
>You give her a quizzical stare
>She jumps a bit at the attention, bringing her hoof up to find a suitable response
>"Experiencing complications?"
"Celestia..."
>"Th-There's no need to be upset!"
>You sigh and place your menu down, steepling your fingers
"Celestia, what is this about?"
>"I- I- THE GAME!"
"You're not making-"
>"INNAWOODS!"
"...Not making any sen-"
>"L-Let's change the subject!"
"...Okay?"
>She brings her hoof up again, looking frantically through her options
>"S-So I heard you li- liek? 'Liek' Mudkips!"
>Reaching out with a frustrated sigh, you grab her by the wrist and turn it
"What is all this? Conversation lines?"
>"Ah! N-No! Th-That is, I- I- I- I- Oh gosh!"
>She buries her face in her hooves and starts to cry
>"I'm so stupid! I just wanted to impress you with knowledge of your culture! Please don't be angry!"
>You move around the table and hug her neck
"I'm not angry."
>"Y-You're not?" she sniffles
"Of course not. I don't know why you thought you needed to impress me in the first place. You've already won me over, what's there left to accomplish?"
>She looks at you with a heart warming smile, and you wipe a tear from her cheek, gently kissing the spot it offended with its presence
>Leaning over and nuzzling into your shoulder, she whispers in your ear
>"I can think of a few things..."
>You turn your head as it starts to get dark out
>Is it sunset already? But it was just...
>Oh
>Ohhhhhh
>Later that 'night', you got back at Luna for her bad advice
>The banging on the wall and her yelling for you to keep it down was proof enough of that

>>30406862
Even better

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>>30404751
Boipucci

>>30408976
is that Italian?