>7 years (ok more like 3 in universe) >5 cute, young mares

>>30402788
FIM was never made for that

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>>30402788
>5 cute, young mares

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>>30402788
Who's that one in the hat at the end

I don't recall seeing them in the show before

>>30403060
Rarity has gotten attention from guys before.

>>30402788
Romance 9/10 is a cancer to any media its inserted into.

>>30403239
>"Cute"
>"Young"
>"Mares"

We're clearly not talking about Rarity.

>>30402788
I'd say Fluttershy did well for herself, bagging a reality warping avatar of chaos. But yeah the other four are lost causes though.

>>30402788
The gender ratio is too extreme, they're going to have to resort to polygamy.

>>30402788
Bitches are insane, nobody wants to put up with their shit.

>Fluttershy
Shy, rarely socializes outside of her inner circle, is frequently surrounded by wild animals and a god of chaos.

>Twilight
Introvert with manic tendencies, now a princess whose title implies you're getting friendzoned no matter what you do

>Applejack
Stubborn workaholic, would rather plow a field than let you plow hers

>Rainbow Dash
Hyper competitive egomaniac, requires you to not be a wuss but at the same time expects you to lightweight hero worship her

>Pinkie
Immature, possibly TOO outgoing, practically friendzones you the moment she meets you

>Rarity
Reeks of desperation but has impossibly high standards. If you're interested in her, she's out of your league. If she's interested in you, it's because you're out of hers.

>>30403785
Well meme'd my friend

>>30402788
Obviously, in the literal Matriarchy that is Equestria stallions are not socially allowed to make the first move.

>>30404358
this

>>30404371
>just had episodes where Big Mac, Feather Bangs, and Bright Mac made the first move

>>30402788

Nothing. Celestia's saving them for breeding and political marriages, and being single means fewer potential stallion/foals entanglements when they're needed to save the world. Again.

>>30404358
what about starlight

>>30405643
Obsessive, formed a cult dedicated to destroying the thing that made her lonely, needs constant approval to feel like she's not bad despite being ridiculously talented. So perfect wife material, she'll be married within a year or two.

>>30402788
Well rarity is a whore

>>30404371
>Spoiled Milk, Cup Cake, and Pear Butter all changed their names when they got married
Your meme is dead. Bury it.

>>30402788
How many seasons in one pony year? I believe there have been more than three winters

>>30403060
>>30403251
Fluttershy has droopy eyes, not cute

>>30407606
We've had 3 !christmas episodes.

>>30407606
Ponies control their weather. For all we know, they could have 3 winters in the span of 1 year. We also don't know how long an Equestrian year is. We measure ours by the planet's rotation around the sun, but that's obvious not how it works in horse land.

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>>30407628
Mares keep track of time based on their heat cycle

>>30404362
^:)

>>30402788
>what is the unattractive/low self-esteem general

>>30402788
There's almost no males in Ponyville. How do you expect them to find cock if there is none?

>>30402788
something tells me that'll be in the movie...

>>30408670
generals are cancer

>>30409312
This board is cancer, retard.

>>30409468
4chan is cancer. But we like it anyway.

>>30409472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhs573B4AC4