>"ANON! You and your dumb robots has cost a good chunk

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*cocks shotgun*

Get the fuck off my property, AJ. I'm only gonna tell you once.

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>>30397868
>"ANON! You and your dumb faggots have cost a good chunk of /mlp/ to lose their threads!"

>>30397885
>rulefag calling others faggots
That's pretty funny

>>30397868
Whatever Applejack X1-06 remove the Pony from my property at once.

>>30397868
Applejack I once shit my pants because I couldn't figure out my belt in time when I really had to go.

What in God's name makes you think I have any idea how to make those robots?

>>30397868
Don't you have to go and visit your parents, oh that's right their dead, now fuck off.

>>30397909
I'm sorry that happened to you.

>>30397868
Way of the world. Robots don't start labor disputes. They don't take sick days. They are far more cost effective.

Organic labor is obsolete.

>>30397868
It's okay Applejack, at least Celestia still has her job building the roads.

>>30397868
Applejack darling, I would love to have a word with you, but you have to go visit your parents.
My fully weaponized robots will take you to them. Send my regards

>>30397868
Hey AJ, I want you bite your clit so hard that you scream and die and involuntarily shit right into my mouth! :D

>>30397868
Your head canons about of robots imigrants bot aren't my head canons

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>>30397868
You know what?
Fuck it. We Skynet now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPFHnfckD8

>>30397930
Kek.

>>30397868
*they're

>>30397868

Let's be real: the best anon is going to be able to do is machines. Robots are WAY too complex and require way too much conditioned input to be viable in a place like Equestria.

That said, bonus points to OP for authentic second grade grammar error Southern folks make regularly. Really helped sell her accent!

>>30398950
Twice.

>>30397909
>Dude, It's like the men of today, if you're lazy enough you will find a way to make an army robo butlers/workers to do all the shit for you.

>Don't underestimate the motivation of a human's need to be lazy and do nothing with his life but to make someone else (or "something" else,) do all the work.

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>>30399581
Pic related.

>>30397868
"Go get an A+ cert and learn some basic IT skills then, applehorse. I hold classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays at Twilight's castle library. We start off relatively basic, on an old Apple II and work from there."
>"Ah don't wanna learn about your comp- Did you say apple?"
>anon then gets AJ into technology using farming analogies