> "Pardon my french, Anon will you please stop trying

[LOUD RUSSIAN ANTHEM PLAYING IN THE FOREGROUND]

>>30395921
I'll get Glimmer to help!

>>30395921
Time to create a central banking system and I'll collapse your economy and blame you of course, then the ponies will follow me instead of someone as useless as you.

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No.

>>30395921
"C-celly, I only wanted to share my icecream with that filly who just dropped hers on the ground"
>"STOP BEING A COMMIE!"

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>Fuck Princess Cellulite and fuck unicorns!

>>30395952
>princess celestia sees every bit of sharing or generosity as comunism.
Fund it,.

>>30395952
>An very old stallion was a few bits short for buying his groceries.
>Anon helps him paying the rest. It was only 12 more bits.
>"Why thank you young col-man I wish I can pay you back."
"You don't need to pay me back sir, have a good day."
>"Celestia bless yo-"
>Princess Celestia pops up from a bush yelling
>"YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST."
>This scares the poor old horse so much he got a heart attack.

>>30396079
Kek

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>>30395921
>"Pardon my french, Anon, but will you please stop trying to roleplay on this board?"

Глyпый бypжya

>>30396078
So, Princess Celestia is America?
I like it!

>>30395921
Equestria doesn't really fit a Marxist critique, wage labor industrial production of commodities don't seem to be totally widespread and class distinctions or struggle isn't really depicted on the show.
That being said, ponies should own their means of production, and rule by a fiat monarchy, however benevolent, is a barbaric form of government.

>>30396078
No, better, even the mention of the word "Share" triggers her.

"So, we have this thing called fileshar-"
>"A-HA!"
"W-what?"
>"I KNEW IT! EVEN YOUR TECHNOLOGY IS COMMUNIST!"
"Wh- No! I-it's just a way to sh....."
>"Sh....?"
"Shhhhh.....s-stop talking, Luna!"
>"But she's not here, anon"
"HAHA, SILLY ME I DIDN'T NOTICE! But yea, just a way to s- CONDIVIDE files."
>"...condivide?"
"Yep."
>"..."
"...what?"
>"...so, like communism?"
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"

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>>30395921
>gaining literally zero support
Then why does it matter?

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>>30396203
>tfw communism is Celestia's secret fetish
>she wants Anon to start a revolution so that she can become his bitch
>but Anon only cares about his dick

>>30395946
She'd probably banish to Griffonstone anyone who tries to subvert her economic hegemony. She's got a good thing going with her gold-based economy. Anyone who defies it is getting Equestrian sanctions up the ass

>>30396340
Pay ponies to do your dirty work for you and let them take the fall when they get found out.

>>30395921
>it wouldn't work because everypony is uniquely different and their cutie marks clearly indicate so
Why would that be an obstacle? Is my idea of communism entirely based on a particularly below average US public school education?

>>30395938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZkwZdo9puc
URA
R=R
ARU

>>30396079
>>30396150
Not even a Red and I approve.

>>30396078
>>30396079
>>30396150
I totally expect Twilight going full-on lawful stupid and trying shut down all the businesses in Ponyville.